#so everyone on the discord knows that it is july 16th and i am listening to rockin around the christmas tree

[ur-favorite-basil-enthusiast]

you dont know pain until its july and you're publicly listening to christmas music to get yourself in the mood to write your christmas fanfiction. this is So awful

[pollackpatrol]

the first faction was the dream smp (which i said i’d shorten to dsmp but simce this is an ask i am elaborating) and sometime in like ... june or july? i dont remember. wilbur soot and tommyinnit made a new faction called l’manburg. then theres the war for l’manburgian independence. blah blah blah they won independence. then an election was held a few months later! some guy who was banned on the server (jschlatt) won by pooling his and quackity’s votes. they won by 1% iirc and i am still so mad about that. anyway schlatt exiled wilbur and tommy for some reason? so they started living in a ravine which they named pogtopia. tubbo_, a member of the manbergian (schlatt renamed l’manburg to manberg because “we don’t take Ls here in manberg”. sidenote i replace the u with an e when talking about manberg due to personal preference.) government ended up being a spy for pogtopia because him and tommy are homies. schlatt and tubbo organize the manberg festival to celebrate the election results or something? but plot twist schlatt knew tubbo was a spy and the festival was just an excuse to publicly execute him! poor guy decorated his own deathplace. schlatt called on technoblade to kill tubbo for some reason, which is odd bc iirc he was allied with pogtopia but w/e, and techno ended up killing everyone at the festival? Wack. anyway since tommy was watching from the top of a building he went apeshit bc his homie just died. he also goes apeshit in pogtopia and fistfights techno for killing tubbo (spoiler /j: he lost.) the next day tommy plans on assassinating schlatt, but ends up listening in on a fight with him and his right-hand man(?), quackity. quackity runs off after the fight and ends up joining pogtopia. schlatt thinks they are still homies despite the fact they had a fight but plot twist !! quackity is working with pogtopia to get schlatt out of office. the first plan is writing a false contract thingy for building a hotel in manberg. the false part is that part of the contract is a section saying that signing the contract will make quackity the president of manberg! but since schlatt isn’t a fucking idiot he reads the whole thing, thus ruining the plan. plan b is wilbur blowing up manberg! pogtopia is very against it but wilbur wants to do it so bad. i cant remember anything after that up until the manberg vs pogtopia war is declared so. War is declared for november 16th. schlatt has a heart attack and fucking dies (his final death). SHIT I FORGOT TO MENTION THE TRAITOR. yeah dream says there’s a traitor in pogtopia. anyway pogtopia wins and reclaims manberg (renaming it l’manburg) butttt wilbur runs off!!! he is the traitor and blows up l’manburg. but before he did that ph1lzA joined the smp and tried convincing wilbur not to ! he fails. wilbur tells phil to kill him. it is very dramatic and it is wilbur’s final death. he is now a ghost (ghostbur)! ghostbur only remembers happy things (so he doesn’t remember a lot LOL). blah blah blah l’manburg is rebuilt and a bunch of new people join the smp. tommy and ranboo grief georgenotfound’s house. dream sees this as political and starts building obsidian walls around l’manburg. he tells tubbo (who is now the president of l’manburg) to exile tommy or he continues building the walls. tubbo ends up exiling him. sorry for very long paragraph i just .... infodumping go brrrrrrrrr. lemme know if u want me to go over anything else !! i skipped . many things. also some things might be vague because i havent watched ANY of season 2 or anything from before the manberg festival oops. <3

i love the place names here. pogtopia... you should be the president of pogtopia. wait no the emperor. because your discord username is pog