#so fucking close to asking bobby for his sub woofer so i can rock her shit.
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i’m gonna maim my next door neighbor.
#wakes me up every fucking morning at 6 AM. which has no progressed to her waking me up at 3:30 AM apparently#banged on the wall and she in the most obnoxious tone said ‘sORry’ like IM the unreasonable one.#is she wakes me up again at 6 AM upu better believe i am busting through that wall like the fucking kool aid man and taking NO prisoners#WHO ARE YOU EVEN CALLING AT 3:30??? IF ANY OF MY FRIENDS DID THAT AND THEY WEREN’T ACTIVELY DYING OR IN TROUBLE I WOULD KILL THEM#same with if you call me at 6 AM to have a friendly chat. like i will eviscerate you#t talks#my day has not gotten better in case you were wondering.#BONUS she woke me up at 6 AM last week talking shit about me. when i can hear every fucking word. and then got upset when i didn’t really#speed up the process of getting her her jersey for the club sport we both play.#crazy how that works.#frothing at the mouth like a rabid dog rn#so fucking close to asking bobby for his sub woofer so i can rock her shit.
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