#so i had to STOP . my god this is embarrassing smfwhy am i speaking
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nooooooo today has been so wild i need to go put myself to sleep before it gets worse lmfao
#the chief of staff for my company likes to send out pizzas to every location once in a while and she was gonna send one to me tomorrow right#so she placed the order on door dash for it to be delivered tomorrow around 1#and like 10 mins ago i get a call from an unknown number while i’m BUSY d*cking mySELF d*wn like a WH*RE#SO NATURALLY i silence the call but then i started getting texts#about a delivery in the lobby#so i had to STOP . my god this is embarrassing smfwhy am i speaking#it’s so funny oh my god. anyway yeah. texts about delivery in the lobby so i trxted my gf#and she’s not expecting anything and neither am i so i was like???? u got the wrong number boo#and they call me again so i answer and the person is asking me if i want the delivery sent up to MC which is code for the floor i work on..#and i was like TF WHAT delivery and he said PIZZA and i was like nooooooo that was meant for tomorrow i’m not THERE#he goes you’re not up there????? and i said i’m at home????????? it’s way after hours???????????#so he was like do u want me to send it back or what. and i told him to keep it and share w the boys#and i’m over here half n*ked LAUGHING my ass off at how stupid this all is#and i had to message the woman that ordered it and b like Uh it was just delivered 🥺bls send another .#bc i was soooo excited for it i’ve been craving pizza all weeeeek#and she orders from a GOOD place like it’s not ur regular nyc slice it’s goooooood#anyway. all of this and ig i don’t get to *** ***#can’t wait for my gf to read this in the airport and roll her eyes at meeeee bc i literally. did not even wait for her to be out of the city#okay good bye i hate this i hate m%self goodnight i need to go#also helo this is why my blog is e*ght**n + pls unfollow if u are not that. i’m sorry
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