#so itd take them a lot of time of... pretending to make preparations

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Namjoon Con!AU

Okay so i was thinking of this okay

Ur a con artist, u take on identities and trick ppl into thinking ur someone ur not to manipulate and trick them for ur own advantage. And u do this shit easily, a manipulative liar who takes on whatever persona to match the characteristics of wat the ppl ur conning wants 

So like for an example u once conned this rich businessman who, after doing research, u found out was looking for a famous painting to cover the empty space on their wall and u conned him by pretending to be this renowned artist manager and make a random painting that u tell him is on extreme high demand

And u put ur 100% in ur cons, like not some half-assed shit

U rented a place and made it look like an art hall for auctions and hired ppl to pretend theyre participating in the auction and then u sent this beautiful invitation to the man inviting him to ur "auction" And so the man comes to the auctions and u hav the painting up on the wall and u start the auction and the ppl u hired are all bidding with high ass amounts and so the businessman is like shit this painting must be fucking amazing and he buys it for A LOOOOT of money 

And so yeaa

And then one day after a while u find ur next subject and hes this bachelor ceo whos apparently all haughty and u spend around 2 months observing him to get an idea of his character to decide wat persona u shud take on to con him

Abd honestly as hot as namjoon is, hes so fucking cocky he pisses u off and ur just like fuck i cant wait to con this man

And then finally after a lot of careful planning out u take on a persona of an extremely rich person whos about to be the heir of a big company, handed down from ur father, and therefore need extensive training to be the perfect ceo and therefore go to joonies company to get that shit done and u spend a lotttt of time detailing everything making sure everythings perfect for the big day 

And so u do ur con and during the time u do the con, namjoon starts to rlly like u and wen u finally do ur con and disappear on him hes mad pissed and devastated becuz u were so different and made him change a lot of things in his life and personality and then u betray him

So yea hes rlllly fucking pissed and starts to do everything to get u fucking caught which isnt an easy task to do

And then almost a year passes and ur in miami at the beaches just chilling and looking for a new person to con

And beholddd namjoon has facking found u

But of course hes as discreet as possible, doesnt want to alarm u and get u to escape before he actually catches u

And sooo he devises a plan and decides to get u caught.... with ur own methods

So he gets his good friend, jimin, to approach u 

And wen u see the guy u were like damn okay next victim 

And so u spend time with jimin and u take on a persona of the bestest friend

And a lot of time has passed while u were trying to get jimins trust wennnnn

Joonie reveals himself to u

And like ur too in to just abandon the con rite

So u just make sure to stay veryyyyy careful and stay away from him

But alas u dnt know that jimin is joonies friend and knows

And so hes always bringing u to joons place or to hang with joon

And at first u were ready to bolt

But joonie never rlly reacted and u were cautious at first cuz like wtf why isnt he trying to murder u rn (u dnt know that joonie is planning to con u too)

And then after some time u see joons not doing anything so u put down ur walls

And u see that joons rlly changed

And so u start to fall for him

And for joonie

Hes still rlly pissed and so hes planning on getting the money bak by getting u to fall for him and then stealing the money (basically wat u did to him)

And then one day u overhear joon talking about it with jimin and u get rlly sad cuz u rlly fell in love with joon

So u were just upset and sad and were like fuck it

And so u just got all the money u conned from joonie and put it in a bag

And left it at his place and then u left before anyone can see u

And then joonie comes home and finds the bag of money and opens it and reads the letter u left behind where u basically apologize but also call him an asshole, and then u tld him u loved him and that u just hope that he and u never see each other again cuz itd be painful

And now joonies like fuck cuz lbr he still had feelings for u, as much as he wanted to deny it

And so once again he looks for u and looks for u

UNTILL FINALLY

He finds u!

And wen u see him u prepare urself to BOLT

But he catches u before u can and he tells u he loves uuu 

AND NOW EVERYONES HAPPY AND IN LOVE 

And yupp thats about it haha Thank u so much for reading!! Love u guys so much! <3 <3 <3