#so itd take them a lot of time of... pretending to make preparations

[astrito]

bu *lo asusta*

[dopposhusband]

I know I say it all the time, but I wanted to tell you directly for once: I think the stuff you write is genuinely great! Whether it be a few headcanons, a fic or a description of one of your AUs, I really love them! They're well written and always interesting to read, so thank you for posting your stuff! I'll always be looking forward to more! Once again, I have another question about your boys! Do you have some friendship HCs? Either between them or in general? ^^

@yokairu​ Youre the absolute sweetest!! It means the world to read that, I owe you so much, thank you! I wrote a whole thing about Doppo having friends once at three in the morning and its been sitting in my drafts for a few weeks so I thought the ideas I had there would be interesting here! I also put a lil hc what I think being friends with them would be like too!

Doppo doesn’t really have any friends outside of Jakurai and Hifumi which is a huge shame because I think he could get along with everyone! He really deserves more people to care about him!

💼 Dice inviting Doppo to try a more adventurist life for a night, have the two go gambling and drinking together. I just want Doppo to be able to loosen up and have some fun and I also want Dice to understand just how much of Doppos apology loops come from such an abusive work life. They’re complete opposites and they could learn something from each other!!!

💼 Doppo being a big brother figure for Ichiro, Doppo is literally the walking definition of exhaustion and having to take care of two baby brothers must’ve been tough on Ichiro. So Doppo can understand having to hide more negative emotions from his years hiding them from co-workers, managers, customers, and maybe even his own younger brother. Doppo might not be able to help carry the burden Ichiro has but let him give him like a nice lil head pat, tell him hes doing a great job!!!

💼 Also speaking of buster bros, Jiro and Saburo??? Like imagine Doppo teaching Saburo how to use Microsoft Excel!! Jiro catching Doppo on his lunch break and begging him to buy him lunch too, then Doppo complaining about how much his job sucks and Jiro giving him some of the worst career advice ever.

💼 Rio teaching him how to make all kinds of drinks and foods he can eat to relieve his stress and tension. Just Doppo out in the woods to clear his mind from the bustle of the city, taking in fresh air and just relaxing. Having someone like Rio who isn’t too talkative but is always willing to let him vent then after hes let it all out he can just lie back and look at the stars!!

💼 Even though Ramuda and Matenrou are on very tense terms but having him make clothes for Doppo. It could just be something small like a nicely designed tie but it’d be enough because itd liven him up knowing that this is something no one else in the world has!! And just having him model for Ramuda at all, it would be such a good boost to his self esteem and hed get to wear all kinds of pretty outfits!!

💼 DOPPO BOOK CLUB!!! DOPPO BOOK CLUB!!! On Doppos days off he host a book club with Gentaro and Rosho! They all talk about books they’ve read, Doppo usually only talks about chapters rather than full books because he rarely has time to read. Gentaro constantly lying about the ending of a book to goof on Rosho and Doppo but always feeling a little bad when Doppo takes it seriously and gets all bummed that it was taking him too long to finish.

💼 Sasara the funny clown man trying his damnedest to make Doppo laugh at one of his jokes!! The salaryman is sad too much he deserves a good laugh too and sometimes Sasaras funny so its perfect!!

👔 Being friends with Doppo changes the longer you know him, at first he’ll be very nervous and overly considerate, but after a long while he’ll eventually relax. He worries a lot about being a burden or about you thinking being friends with him is an obligation so you’ll have to be the one to initiate conversation with him at the beginning. Once he feels confidant that you really care about him then comes the second hurdle of him feeling terrible about never having any time. Time is an issue for Doppo but he tries his hardest to always answer whatever texts you send him and he always extends an invitation to you whenever he can! Slowly, he’ll also be more open about his emotions, not like he isn’t already but he’ll be less worried about expressing them. He’ll be less indecisive on vocalizing his annoyance if you do something that bothers him or if you’re doing something stupid alongside Hifumi. He’ll still be apologetic but less so when it comes to him keeping his ground because you guys are close enough for him not to worry about bending over backwards. Its all a long process but if you do make it to the end you have a very loving friend who is just glad to have you around!

Ichiro needs more people to hang out with, people he can de-stress with when he’s away from his brothers. MC BIG BRO DESERVES A BREAK!

🎧 I know I ship with IchiDice but the two would make great boyfriends and regular friends! Ichiro tends to avoid things that he’s too young so he can’t go gambling instead he gets Dice addicted to a gatcha games. Dice isnt huge on the anime stuff but he sure loves hitting those SSRs! The two are always talking about their pulls, bragging about the good and complaining about the bad almost 24/7. On the other side though when a day gets too stressful Dice is more than okay to listen to Ichiro vent a little, although it is rare and its not like Dice gives good advice but its nice to have an outlet. In return Ichiro always lets Dice crash at his place whenever he hits a massive losing streak.

🎧 Ramuda constantly complains about Ichiro and his brothers clothes so he has an excuse to make them new ones. He also loves texting Ichiro just to chat, always using stickers and litters his texts with emoticons.  。.:☆*:･'(*⌒―⌒*))) °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) ヽ(￣ω￣(。。 )ゝ

🎧 Okay, now hear me out, Rio and Ichiro. It’s the strangest combination but Rio is just such a sweetheart, after the DRB he came over to the Yamada household to check up on them and bring them food. After a little while of gaining his trust Ichiro would slowly warm up to him, I mean he helped with chores and cooked for them. (Even tho the food is a little suspicious being made literally anything) It must be hard to take care of two kids when you’re still a kid too so Rio wants to try and help a little.

🎧 I think there isn’t enough of a focus on him being on good terms with Jakurai and the two being friends. Like Rio, Jakurai worries about Ichiro and how much of his childhood was taken away from him so whenever the two are together he tries to take up the responsibility of paying or driving so he can relax. He takes him and his brothers out fishing occasionally, how much they catch depends on how much Jiro and Saburo argue though.

🔴 Ichiro is an absolutely amazing friend to have! Although his brotherly instincts can make him a little overbearing sometimes, always inviting you over for dinner or reprimanding you if you do something a bit more reckless. He loves involving people in his interests so if you even hint about anime or hip hop he’s on you in a second to drop everything he knows about the subjects, he has whole list of series, artists, and light novels he can’t wait to share! Of course he loves to hear about whatever you’re interested in at the time too and tries to get into it too! Day offs or slow days are anime days so be prepared to get hit with a spam of messages from Ichiro to watch that anime he kept talking about!

Dice travels literally all over the place, he deserves to know pretty much everyone, honestly.

🎲 Jiro and him are some rowdy boys, they get into all kinds of trouble! Whenever Jiro goes tagging sometimes Dice will tag along if he’s too broke to be gambling. If Jiro has any extra cash on him he’ll take Dice to get something cheap to eat since he can’t have him starving himself. Honestly, Dice is like having another older brother except he’s more embarrassing than Ichiro could ever dream to be.

🎲 He usually ends up seeing Samatoki at some of the casinos around Yokohama and like the true idiot he immediately begs for money, not the smartest thing to do to a yakuza but this is Dice. After being yelled a firm no, he’ll usually bum a smoke off him and the two will chat for a little. Sometimes if Samatoki is feeling friendly he’ll tell Dice about any gambling rings happening and if hes being even friendlier he’ll warn him about the dangers too.

🎲 Jyuto and him have run into each other a couple times although it was mainly him having to be escorted off private property. Every time Jyuto gets a call about about someone trespassing he gets so exhausted the moment he shows up and its just Dice again. After being pretend arrested Dice always ends up begging Jyuto to drive him to Rios camp.

🎲 Hifumi has found Dice in the alleyways he takes to the train station, the two usually chat on the way back to his apartment because Dice can’t say no to Hifumi’s cooking. After eating everything Hifumi would make him he’d usually either beg for gambling money or just enough to get back home. Although, on winning days he’ll visit the club, request Hifumi and a champagne call as thanks for feeding him with an extra bonus of downing a whole bottle of champagne. 

🎰 Congratulations you have gotten your very own stray cat! Dice is constantly coming and going so don’t be surprised to wake up and find him sleeping on your doorstep or couch if you gave him a key. He’ll be looking to you for food and the occasional pity 10,000 bills because he swears THE NEXT ONE IS THE WIN PLEASE. You never have to worry about telling him no though, his ability to go from groveling to standing on his feet to just chat is at a record speed. He usually spends his time gambling but if you can’t then he’s more than fine just talking a walk through the town pointing out places where he won or places he lost everything and had to hide while he waited for Gentaro. Past all the begging he’s a funky boy here for a good time and when he hits that 777 you are definitely one of the first people he goes to when its time to celebrate! 

[btstrashxoxox]

Namjoon Con!AU

Okay so i was thinking of this okay

Ur a con artist, u take on identities and trick ppl into thinking ur someone ur not to manipulate and trick them for ur own advantage. And u do this shit easily, a manipulative liar who takes on whatever persona to match the characteristics of wat the ppl ur conning wants 

So like for an example u once conned this rich businessman who, after doing research, u found out was looking for a famous painting to cover the empty space on their wall and u conned him by pretending to be this renowned artist manager and make a random painting that u tell him is on extreme high demand

And u put ur 100% in ur cons, like not some half-assed shit

U rented a place and made it look like an art hall for auctions and hired ppl to pretend theyre participating in the auction and then u sent this beautiful invitation to the man inviting him to ur "auction" And so the man comes to the auctions and u hav the painting up on the wall and u start the auction and the ppl u hired are all bidding with high ass amounts and so the businessman is like shit this painting must be fucking amazing and he buys it for A LOOOOT of money 

And so yeaa

And then one day after a while u find ur next subject and hes this bachelor ceo whos apparently all haughty and u spend around 2 months observing him to get an idea of his character to decide wat persona u shud take on to con him

Abd honestly as hot as namjoon is, hes so fucking cocky he pisses u off and ur just like fuck i cant wait to con this man

And then finally after a lot of careful planning out u take on a persona of an extremely rich person whos about to be the heir of a big company, handed down from ur father, and therefore need extensive training to be the perfect ceo and therefore go to joonies company to get that shit done and u spend a lotttt of time detailing everything making sure everythings perfect for the big day 

And so u do ur con and during the time u do the con, namjoon starts to rlly like u and wen u finally do ur con and disappear on him hes mad pissed and devastated becuz u were so different and made him change a lot of things in his life and personality and then u betray him

So yea hes rlllly fucking pissed and starts to do everything to get u fucking caught which isnt an easy task to do

And then almost a year passes and ur in miami at the beaches just chilling and looking for a new person to con

And beholddd namjoon has facking found u

But of course hes as discreet as possible, doesnt want to alarm u and get u to escape before he actually catches u

And sooo he devises a plan and decides to get u caught.... with ur own methods

So he gets his good friend, jimin, to approach u 

And wen u see the guy u were like damn okay next victim 

And so u spend time with jimin and u take on a persona of the bestest friend

And a lot of time has passed while u were trying to get jimins trust wennnnn

Joonie reveals himself to u

And like ur too in to just abandon the con rite

So u just make sure to stay veryyyyy careful and stay away from him

But alas u dnt know that jimin is joonies friend and knows

And so hes always bringing u to joons place or to hang with joon

And at first u were ready to bolt

But joonie never rlly reacted and u were cautious at first cuz like wtf why isnt he trying to murder u rn (u dnt know that joonie is planning to con u too)

And then after some time u see joons not doing anything so u put down ur walls

And u see that joons rlly changed

And so u start to fall for him

And for joonie

Hes still rlly pissed and so hes planning on getting the money bak by getting u to fall for him and then stealing the money (basically wat u did to him)

And then one day u overhear joon talking about it with jimin and u get rlly sad cuz u rlly fell in love with joon

So u were just upset and sad and were like fuck it

And so u just got all the money u conned from joonie and put it in a bag

And left it at his place and then u left before anyone can see u

And then joonie comes home and finds the bag of money and opens it and reads the letter u left behind where u basically apologize but also call him an asshole, and then u tld him u loved him and that u just hope that he and u never see each other again cuz itd be painful

And now joonies like fuck cuz lbr he still had feelings for u, as much as he wanted to deny it

And so once again he looks for u and looks for u

UNTILL FINALLY

He finds u!

And wen u see him u prepare urself to BOLT

But he catches u before u can and he tells u he loves uuu 

AND NOW EVERYONES HAPPY AND IN LOVE 

And yupp thats about it haha Thank u so much for reading!! Love u guys so much! <3 <3 <3