#so yes she (revice) did get me in the end....

[awigglycultist]

Random How the Grunch Cribbed Christmas thoughts/fav things/live blog/ect. Look you know the drill probably.

"Jinkles Christ what an embarrassing way to start!"

"shake your asses!"

Also Esther with the lights on them djdjjd

*farts into mic* "L'Chaim"

Why is Gwen flossing oh god

The applause sign nddbbd

Esther showing everyone a qr code for everyone to give them money ndjdn

"I can't believe you trust the internet with your money, I keep mine where its safe, irl in the unlocked glove department of my van parked out front... Theres cameras! Jesus Christ!"

"in your hometown where you would revice no attention or fame :)"

"and we're out!" "glad I don't have to listen that" "oh you know what sorry now we're out"

"I got an appointment out back with Jolly Ol Saint Dick"

The whole bit with Scrags interrogating Rudy nfjdd

"she knows we have a special bond. And I think her husband knows that too"

"Keith Swanson you puckish imp!"

"yeah we all agree she's trying to pig out on that Keith beef in thr sheets right?"

I think I would die if I was Ace

Poor Scrags

"it's also a waste of my stage time"

There he is. There's the grunch.

"I do not want to look like one of those amateur shows where there's a long blackout and people judt stumble around like idiots"

Ah yes non denominational Santa

"how old are you supposed to be in this song?" "six" "six?"

"Santa" "what?" "boner" "fuck"

Buddy they seem like they wanna fuck you bc of the song

"baby J, papa G, and... The third one"

"or join us on the naughty list" "I totally fucking will" "Keith"

"project"

Esther not being able to read the card is so funny

I love how fucking excited Esther is the moment they see Kirk

Rip Scrags

"my absolute. Best. Friend."

The Esther and Kirk handshake is incredible

I immediately absolutely love Kirk also so I get where Esther is coming from

"happy... Christmas everyone!"

Orlando's entrance is absolutely wonderful

"oh hey uhmm" "it's like the reindeer" "reindeer"

"and that's my childhood trauma.. Being privileged."

"do what my family did, celebrate both" "pft okay. You can do that!?"

"aren't you a sight for whore eyes"

I'd love to know if this would take place before or after ep1 of sisbib bc of Rhoda's Ark being one of the sponsorships

The absolute tension between Gwen and Lisa

"move on!"

Scrags has no idea what he's doing

"will the squad ever come to Florida?" "absolutely not"

"as the only Christian in the squad uhm... It me" "okay, holy spirit doesn't equate to holiday spirit dipshit" "oh my god can Christians just come out on top for once?"

Omg Nick Gage could write an awesome rock song about Christmas

The bit where Esther is on the floor seemingly about to fall asleep only to go right back into the song is great

Honestly incredibly rude if the grunch to knock everything over after Scrags just cleaned up, I don't even care about him stealing presents or....pissing into the diffuser

"if Gwen was giving anyone a handjob I would know about it!"

"do we have any fuckable singles in the audience?"

"I'm joking! I'm half joking"

So who's gonna do the math to figure out how many lawsuits he has against him and how many years he was in prison

I love Orlando

Also. I shout this out all the time but absolute shout out to the background acting in this show

Are they allowed to use this song?

Keith absolutely ROCKING OUT

Scrags screaming omh

"oh I don't know maybe a vengeful monster wHO WE JUST BEETLEJUICED INTO EXISTENCE"

"OH YEAH EAT SHIT ACE!"

Ah finally. Brian playing a women

"multi-generational ogies with the neighbours"

No he's right Pirates are super cool

:( Scrags <3 beloved poor guy

Joey saying bye to that person getting up in the middle of a song djdndkdb also that person left for the bathroom at the wrong time. Like they left right around the start of the song and then came back at the very end of it when everyone was absolutely going crazy applauding for the song, they really missed the best song

We definitely need more Joey and Corey duets

"what do you want Scrags?" "DAAADDD"

"Scrags what were you thinking?" hey it's not his fault you went live right as he had an emotional song with Orlando about his daddy issues

Omg didn't know Brian could play violin

Scrags just. Sulking. In the background.

Scrags putting up the applause sign for the show getting cancelled ndkdndnd

Keith having these signs prepared to ask for a threesome. Omg.

Brian quick changes!!

Honestly tho what a fun uplifting song

Their step forwards djdndn

"to get over this whole sad boy routine..."

"a threesome with her and who else?" *gets down on one knee and presents himself*

"this is a really long black out"

Joey nearly knocking over the mic sjdndj

"hide your kids hide your wives hide your presents!"

"maybe finally this year the grunch will finally take me and this nightmare will be over"

"he thinks moses is like the Santa of Hanukkah and I thought it was too funny to correct"

Yeah this really is terrifying

Keith you idiot

Yeah go off Gwen

Scrags and Esther doing hand motions in the background for the notes and make faces while Gwen misses her notes kdnddn

"his stink glands you see... We're.. So... Fucking bad"

Wonderful accent Scrags

The slow no fighting ndjd

Oh boy there's three grunches now!

Scrags finally held the sign up right :)

How dare they not give him a song

"Orlando, you remember!" "absolutely not."

Keith yelling "this is what I do when I'm happy!" when Esther tells him to stop flossing sjdbdn

Rip Rudy

YEAH WOO ESTHER

"some random y2k spy wear I had lying around"

"EFFECT ALTRUISM BITCHES" FUCK YEAH ESTHER

YEAH THEY SURE ARE THE MIRACLE

The fact Keith's first wet dream was too one of Esther's parents....

"yeah I got a lot of guilt" "ah yethe one thing you Catholics and us Jews have in common" "pretty sure the Jews call it 'gelt'" "nah that's chocolate coins" "no it's not"

"how many nights of Hanukkah are there??"

Reprise time!

WOO ACE!!

This show really is great and I Iove the music and really wish more people were watching it and talking about it

[aechteaseawb]

Tokusatsu Ficlet Masterpost

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! links with an asterisk (*) mean they are ultra short u10 min fics

! some shorts that I don’t feel like just presenting publicly are hosted on my privatter under followers only mode. they will be noted as such.

series in chronological order

kamen rider:

W:

the one where i write closeted krhk because he deserves it honestly. malewife manwhore representative with his single-sided earring

*the one where i laugh at how funny it is that so many men fancy shoutarou without him noticing

*terushou buy one get one free shorts

the one where i write hair-petting

*the one where it’s really just me appreciating philip’s smile

the one where i write a kirishou kiss and there’s teeth involved

the one where i write terushou but it’s mildly depressing

the one where i write shoutarou & akiko being siblings

the one where i write terushou but it’s mildly depressing part 2 (ft. name-calling)

terushou and billiards

i keep saying philip is capable of killing a man and well i let him kill a man

the one where i said i bet philip could rope shoutarou into rp if he tried

morning post philip!!!! let’s gooooooooo

an excuse to toy with memory loss

an excuse to toy with what if philip did run away with wakana

the one where i make shoutarou trim philip’s nails

the one where philip patches up shoutarou

terushou mutual understanding

philshou w/ allergies

stupid cute philshou domesticity go to BED mr.hidari istg

the one where I make shroud sneer at shoutarou for me

philip, and a take on the prospect of death

hear me out. I was at HOLA picking out new cabinets w/ my mom. and i thought, man, philshou should totally go furniture shopping together

don’t read this one lol. it’s a direct counter attack to a friend trying to convince me that there could potentially be a future where philshou go their separate ways, which is your cue to look away. well, i took that and ran with it to the max.

philshou mind link stuff

terushou where I think too much about iceage memory

philshou sleeping in the same bed i swear i don’t have an obsession with beds i just think they’re neat

*kirishou and rings

*death is a pretty color. denial is an even prettier color.

*raito being a freak about ankle cuffs- privatter, followers only

the “philip isn’t here” collection (2 inside)- privatter, followers only

role reversal au raito and hunting- privatter, followers only

philshou and luck

in which i actually manage to write a philshou hug that’s not depressing as shit

i love fuuto-kun do you love fuuto-kun as well

akichan and cute clips she bought based on cute clips i saw at the drugstore

fpi collab drinks lookin’ cute i had to do something

i wrote a drabble i wrote a drabble i wrote a drabble!!!! about cold fingers ig

begins night runaway

ooo:

the one where I write about the Eiji In My Head bc I wanted to understand him

drive:

the one where gou ponders about chase’s driver’s license headshot

build:

the one where I write about kazumin and the hokuto guys

zio:

the one where I write about woz cause i’m vaguely upset with how they treat him at the end of the series

shinobi (yes, really):

the one where i write a beaten up rentarou because he’d look good in blood i think

zero one:

the one where I write fuwa and naki stuck in the same head because it’s funny

revice:

the one where I write about ikki & vice and my own interpretation of a demon

geats:

the one where I write some good ole' seeing the dead bf in the tanuki

crossovers:

the one where I have Philip and Chase be buddies

Sento meeting W boys part overcompensation + part amnesiacs

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super sentai:

zenkaiger:

zox+names & stacey+skin

piratetopia- privatter, followers only + possibly its prequel idk (also on privatter)

the one where zox is dealing with unlearning tsundere behavior

the one where I tackle kaizoku height difference like i was always meant to

the one where I write kaizoku non sexual physical intimacy whoo!!

the one where i give kaito a handful of boyfriend and make myself touch-starved hngg

the one where I finally make kaizoku fight but i only write the post fight

blindfolded zox collection part horny + part pain- both on privatter, followers only

the one where I think a little too hard about the toilet situation on the goldtweakers' ship

if you're horny for the kaiser suits and you know it clap your hands (👏👏)

zenkaijuuoh things💖

au where kaito is a suit actor

wow domesticity drooling on top of one another

in which they fucking link pinkies in public holy shit

honestly? i don't know what this is either but it's about summer and heat and coldness in summer

cute drabble abt ordinary routines

same dialogue in three flavors- privatter, followers only

gay awakening in public onsen congratulations on the hot friend (and maybe something more)- privatter, followers only

sleeping habits in the morning. sliiiight nsfw- privatter, followers only

donbrothers:

the one where I write a lil something based off of the gay beautiful moon conversation and [redeacted] in ep 13

the one where I unnecessarily make Jirou’s case a little sadder than it probably is because I’m like that

kingohger:

girajera tender wound treating (unpictured himeno: get out of my office)

original ru caption(tm): what if we were both kings and also we're married

chapter one girajera

girajera sleeping together except jeramie's not sleeping he's just hangin out

jeramie's flowery love poem bullshit

chapter one girajera bed-sharing

[ampersandra]

just remembered that even tho i spent forever writing critical analysis papers in isaac's discord dms about ep 4 of revice, when i decided to rewatch it w genm's subs bc i had some time & why not, i DID cry at a scene which i genuinely usually dont do & esp not this early in a show

[asknarashikari]

So Kari, I know you didn't watch Vail, do you want me to give you a recap of it?

if yes then read along

if no... ignore this message.

Basically, Vail was the demon who killed Genta's parents.

Apparently, to stop Vail from rampaging, they bound him to the Vail Driver while still connected to Genta.

Yukimi had stopped Genta from rampaging, upon learning that NOAH was his next target which, Vail did not like. Fast forward to Vail possessing Genta's body.

Masumi was prepared to die. He even called his research foolish, if not for Yukimi, George's father would not have lived.

Genta willed to eject Vail out of his body, undoing the possession.

Genta chooses Yukimi over Vail, which Vail did not like.

Genta fights Vail, and defeating and destroying Vail kills Genta (He defeats Vail but will soon disappear) but Masumi has another solution, trapping him inside the Driver that Hiromi will use.

Trapping Vail inside the driver causes the driver to catch fire, and Masumi is also caught up (explanation why he looks like that in the main series)

A few weeks later, Yukimi is in the hospital with Genta all bandaged up. Buu reveals that they erased Yukimi from NOAH's records AND used plastic surgery on him to change his face.

Genta wakes up, without any memories.

Yukimi lies and says to him that she's his wife. (Although before Genta was possessed, Genta and Yukimi almost shared a kiss only to be interrupted by Buu. And also they practically confessed to each other citing how they felt that family was the word to describe each other)

By the end, Akaishi picks up the Demons Driver which Masumi left.

I'm starting to think Akaishi duped George into working for Fenix and he was working on the Two-side Driver and Demons driver and Revice Driver under Akaishi's orders.

Thinking about it, I don't think George was ever aware of the life-siphoning effects of the Demons Driver until Akemi pointed out that Hiromi was aging faster internally.

Still George still acted sussy over the course of the series.

I knew the gist of the story of Vail, mostly from secondhand stuff I saw from reviews and liveblogs and such.

George being used by Akaishi is kinda clear at this point. Well, the entirety of Fenix was being used unwittingly, actually. Though for George specifically, I think Akaishi was feeding more into George's natural curiosity and insatiable hunger for knowledge.

On the case of Hiromi, the thing is Hiromi had been presenting symptoms of fatigue for a while when Akemi diagnosed him with rapid aging. Not to mention Hiromi suddenly getting forced out of his transformation randomly and screaming in apparent agony every time. If those hadn't clued George in to the danger the Demons Driver presented to Hiromi, then he's not as smart as he says he is.

But we know that he did notice and still did nothing. I distinctly remember the scene right before he found out about Genta not having a heart- Hiromi was coughing violently, and he seemed to feign concern for the commander, telling him to get some rest, only to smirk behind the man's back as he left. Heck, he kinda made a joke out of the whole "restore Hiromi's memory" thing- I know it was supposed to be funny, but I just found it deeply insincere.

And, as I've said numerous times already, him simply disliking Hiromi doesn't explain the almost experimental way he treated the Daiji/Kagerou situation. To me it almost seemed like he was more mad that he wasn't getting the results he wanted (Daiji gaining control over his demon), than the fact that a demon was out there rampaging with a Driver of his own design. And no doubt, Akaishi and the fake Commander Wakabayashi just left him be even though an actual commander would've fired him for toying with his subordinates.

So yeah, I was more inclined to find him rather sussy than just quirky or whatever they want me to think of him, and I've never been able to rid myself of that impression since.

[tsuki-sennin]

Maaaaaaaaaaaan, Revice ended yesterday, and so all of a sudden, these Donbura Dorks decide they have to end their show too, huh? And here I thought we had something special :<

-Aww man, don't remind me.

-"Yes, that finale was pretty poggers and based. My compliments to Mr. Kinoshita and the crew. Now... we have no reason to continue with this charade!"

-Hooray, we all get to go home!

-Haruka can't see herself stopping the whole hero thing, huh?

-"Well, as long as there's a single human being left on Earth, I doubt that the desires that corrupt the Hitotsu-ki will ever disappear..."

-"THAT'S SO NOT TRAFFIC SAFE!"

-Donbrothers is over.

-Pick the MVP!

-Man, I'm gonna miss this absolute banger of an OP next week. ...who even are the new Ranger dudes, anyhow? Are they friends with Mr. Geats already? Is Cosmic Fury gonna air alongside Geats?

-Wait, is this a clip show!?

-Aw son of a bitch, Inoue tricked me!

-...did Inoue even write this episode?

-Hang on, lemme check...

-Saburo Yatsude... that's the pseudonym used by Toei itself. I believe they also wrote the scripts for the Den-O crossover specials and Zenkai Red last year.

-Checked and cross referenced some Wikipedia articles (very cursorily mind you). The only show among the Noto's inspirations to have a Saburo Yatsude "Created by" credit is The Kagestar. This makes me believe that some producer really likes Sonoza, and I can't blame them for that.

-Well, you have been through an awful lot for a teenager, Haruka. A lot of kids fantasize about superheroics, but rarely do they take full notice of the consequences, both social and physical. I'd know, I was one of those kids, writing self-inserts kept under lock and key. Hell, even now, as a 21 year old, I still think it'd be worth it just to have something else going on in my life.

-You're a bit different though. Even if you were basically dragged into Ranger work kicking and screaming, you perform your combat duties very admirably, and still strive for that normal life. Not to mention how far you've come as a person. The Haruka from 25 episodes ago absolutely wouldn't have gone out of her way to help out her teammates the way she's been lately. I'm proud of ya, kiddo.

-Shinichi, did you have to transform between cuts to make your point? Seems a bit extra. Ah who am I kidding, that's just who you are, I wouldn't have it any other way <3

-Let's see... you've definitely haven't changed as much as Haruka has, but there's so much about you that interests me all the same. All the small things you use your powers for to help others, the way you stick to your asceticism despite all the obvious personal risk to your safety, the way even slightly giving into your desires seems to burn you up so quick... remember in Episode 20 when you immediately started living up the hero image? Do you even use your Kibi-Points, I wonder?

-Tsuyoshiiiiii, my man!

-"I kinda am a total scrub... if only I were a cool guy... Heh, guess I kinda got my wish in a way!"

-...and yeah, that's very much like you :)

-Hmmm... who's Mr. InuBrother?

-"Wan..."

-Don't put words in the doggo's mouth!

-Oh shoot, hello Sononi!

-...er... I'm sure Condorman's a pretty cool hero! Kohan Kawauchi's responsible for the creation of Moonlight Mask, Japan's first ever tokusatsu TV superhero, so he evidently knew what he was doing. He also created Warrior of Love Rainbowman, which was an inspiration for Cutie Honey.

-He was also an Islamic convert, which led to the creation of this show called "Messenger of Allah", starring a young Sonny Chiba, of all actors! I was a big fan of him as a teenager, but I don't think I've ever heard of this. Which is crazy to me, because a show like Messenger of Allah is absolutely something that should be explored from top to bottom.

-Sorry, I should be focusing on Donbrothers right now, but... Huh... I keep wondering how shows like these get made.

-Uhhhh... Sononi! You're presenting your case for Tsubasa, right? Yeah, show me.

-Gotta save the love of your life, Tsubasa-san!

-"Who the fuck are these weirdos, this is bullshit"

-Oooooooooooh, Dog Man throwin' shade!

-I have to wonder... the actor playing Sayama, Ryoji Sugimoto... do you think he wonders exactly what he's supposed to be doing as a character?

-Damn, Crane Lady got kicks.

-Yeah, I think that's one of my nicknames for Natsumiho.

-Man, that Momoi Tarou.

-He's one of a kind madman.

-Yeah, guess he really speaks for himself, huh?

-Oh yeah, the Enya Rideon.

-Beeg AND Smol!

-Oh yeah, the headpat lmao

-"Wait, Don Onitaijin is five guys, burgers and fries?"

-I love that little plush doggie they use for Tsubasa, I hope they keep it around when he... maybe or maybe not joins with the rest full time.

-SONOI

-"Now, hold on a moment. ...there's another Don. ...technically two? Or perhaps not."

-"I'm gonna be the strongest hero! Waaaaaaaaah!"

-Dragon Punch! Shoryuken! Dragon! Dragon! Rock the Dragon!

-Tiger Cutter! Tiger Uppercut! Lions Tigers and Bears! Oh My!

-"But nah, my rival is Don Momotaro. And you can't have him."

-Oh shit, Donbrothers MVP time.

-And the winner is Don Kaito.

-YEP FUCKING CALLED IT LMAO

-"I win."

-Shut up Kaito kjlhklghvghjg

-"...why were you all rainbow-y in that stock footage?"

-Awwww, he wants to reward us :)

-"For you all :)"

-Free photobooks :)

-"I was born to be a hero. I've always been a hero. I am the hero."

-Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey, what're you lads doing here!?

-"Jesus Christ, it's been 26 episodes and this shit isn't over."

-"Next time, Sonoza... I will defeat Momoi Tarou! Then Sononi can deal with Inuzuka Tsubasa as she pleases and you can resume your manga browsing with Kito Haruka. Now... watch me blow some bubbles."

-Are we at a water park next episode? Epic.

[tsuki-sennin]

Heyooooo, Tsuki here! And BOY are we in a big pickle!

Uh, my computer's quite literally falling apart on me lmao, so it's probably got the whole month of March at most before it dies on me. I'm not gonna ask for money or anything like that, because I can do basically everything this shitty ass Chromebook can do, I can do on my phone, although I will miss having a keyboard.

In other news, Pokemon Gen 9 is a thing! I love all the new starters, the new region looks gorgeous, and we're kicking it in the Mediterranean! I love these international settings, they're so fun to explore~!

But enough about that, it's time to laugh and feel in Kamen Rider Revice!

-Oh my god, Ikki's doing the 4th wall thing. ...is he still wearing his manzai outfit? Without the duck? Ruined forever!

-So, does just being a weird wispy ghost cloud turn you into Pinkie Pie or Deadpool?

-TAMAKI YOU FOOL JHKL:OKJL::HGH

-Thank God Vice doesn't work in food service. He'd be in supermax before the end of his first shift.

-AND HE'S STILL WORKING

-Georgie, please.

-Couldn't Vice stamp himself with the Rex Vistamp to get Ikki to come out? Or is that not really an option?

-Oh god, bath time.

-Ah, the Ushijima Weekenders have been promoted to the intro!

-Karizaki, c'mon.

-Oooooooh, that's a big scratch. I used to have a big scar on my foot, which I got when I was a kid and a shelf fell on top of me in my bedroom while my mom was out. That really hurt lol

-Oh god, why did the camera obscure that-

-Hello, Demonsy Driver! I think I'm gonna call you Kenjiro until we learn your real name.

-Olteca, you're really not in any position to order her around anymore.

-JESUS CHRIST NO HESITATION

-Yeah, you should probably go.

-Well, starving to death as a ghost unable to eat a damn thing sounds absolutely horrible, so...

-...IS THAT WHERE THE DUCK WENT. DID HE EAT IT-

-Get this man a big curry burger.

-Ikki repaint.

-Karizaki Masumi. You're a bad lad.

-Too bad he was able to accept his Shadow and gain the power of Persona, huh Masumi?

-So far God

-Oh c'mon Sakura. They could be like the Secret Saturdays! ...except assholes.

-DADDY.

-So easy~!

-Your father was an average Rider, but a brilliant scientist.

-Go, Jeanne!

-OH NO LOVEKOV BONKED

-Oh, it's okay, she can go up the wall.

-...sorta.

-Awww, Vice :)

-OH FUCK OFF, GO AWAAAAY

-OH DAMN

-Squid Man took Science Man!

-OH DAI-CHAN

-Really going through it.

-"I want you to patch my main and make him not suck."

-GEORGE, NO-

-WAIT YOUR DAD MADE THAT

-Oh!

-I mean, I thought it was kinda weird

-And here we see Revice's surprisingly strong emotional core rear its beautiful head once again.

-HER RINGTONE IS A HORN SAKURA C'MON GURL

-LET'S GOOOO

-Fuck you, Masumi.

-I'm calling it now, Karizaki made it suck.

-Oh, the full transformation again.

-GO SAKURA!

-Damn, you're kickin it!

-NEW CONTRACT LET'S GOOOOO

-Believe in me who believes in you who believes in me who believes in Karizaki-san.

-He's got a lot of sass for a ghost man.

-Don't worry Vice, I don't trust George either!

-OHHHHH YES, GOOD SHOT

-Jack Revice! Ikki mode?

-LET'S GOOOOOOOOOo

-OHHHHH ELECTRICITY

-We could do that!?

-Now that's a punch!

-Oops~!

-KICK THAT BITCH

-DON'T STEP ON THE BABY

-BOOOOOM

-I think you just kinda suck, Olteca.

-He bacc

-Oh GOD DAMN THEY'RE REMIXED!

-Yeah Olteca, I'm shocked that the guy who you kidnapped tricked you. Good job, idiot.

-Oh, Kenjiro Tsuda doesn't care.

-Oh, okay! Bye!

-BAEL WHAT

-DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE HE LOOKS SO FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

-Now that's a goddamn demon! He looks like a rhino beetle and a space marine.

-Okay, apparently the wiki calls him "Veil"? And he's got the Demons Driver!? Well, that was a short stint, huh Squid Boy? And yeah, it seems like this is the Demons Driver's true... Demons part. Voiced by Kenjiro Tsuda and everything! ...the Driver looks pretty different. Is that a retool? Or is it just like a separate faceplate thing like the Swordriver Seiken emblems?

-Goddammit, now I gotta wait till next week again.

[tsuki-sennin]

It's a double decker double feature for this era's Double Riders! Episodes 8 and 9, aren't I swell!?

Episode 8, let's go!

Spoilers, I guess...

-Ah, Suwa Ravine? That's over in Gunma, right? I'd love to go there someday, it looks gorgeous. Look at all that natural beauty!

-Don't you hate it when your imaginary friend tags along with you on a family trip and complains about not being able to cause trouble? That's not fun at all.

-Good on you for recovering so quick, Mama Igarashi.

-Oh, a recurring extra! Nice to see a familiar face out here, Ushijima-san.

-Welp, can't say I didn't see Deadmans coming. Aguilera-sama looks hella cute in that yukata and glasses combo.

-I'm not entirely sure how old Julio/Tamaki-kun is, but he seems a bit too old to be called a junior, even with how Japan's sempai/kouhai relationships work. Like, he looks like somebody who'd be in college by now, and he's not really disguising himself.

-...wait, he's not trying to disguise himself. Why not? Olteca and Aguilera are, and the Deadmans are clearly stalking the Igarashis, considering they have Kagerou on their side (tentatively), so do they think Sakura being like "Oh yeah, he's just my friend at the dojo" is enough of a cover? Did they tell Julio that Sakura would be there too and that maybe he should get a pair of glasses too? What if Daiji instantly recognized him from Kagerou's interactions with him?

-DON'T DRINK THE FUCKING GAMER RIDER BATHWATER KARIZAKI THAT'S DISGUSTING WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

-Suito~! I assume there's some sort of extra meaning there. Like, "Sui", meaning "water", and it's right by the water.

-I sure hope they don't call themselves Mama and Papa in private too. ...I am so sorry.

-This is nice though, they're all doing their best to celebrate their

-Y'know, you don't really need a reason to make things, George. You can just find it fun, or wanna help support your family.

-Oh goddammit, Ushijima-san's evil. Damn, and he was so well fleshed out too.

-...what even is that poison, Aguilera-sama? It looks less like a chemical compound and more like the beef seasoning that comes with Hamburger Helper.

-Ikkiiiiiii, at least be a little cautious! Karizaki and Kadota wouldn't just randomly follow you and your family to a bathhouse for no reason while your brother's being weird.

-Aw hell yeah, Demons is back!

-Could you imagine telling a young Rider fan back in 1971 that Colonel Zol would have a character created with a wolf form in homage to him getting smacked in the face by a petite demon worshipper?

-Can't make anyone else happy unless you take care of yourself first. Solid advice again, Yukimi-san.

-Genta does give off a lot of malewife energy.

-I know the green screen effect on this mirror during this scene is pretty basic, but it's so smooth looking.

-*BONK* Go to Vice Jail.

-Why does Mama's dress look like she's wearing an American flag

-:)

-:(

-Not even lying, he's

-THE THREE AMIGOS!

-Okay, Kagerou, I know you're mega evil and edgy and all, but "My good boy little brother act ends today." is the kind of thing I'd say when I was 13.

-Are you

Are you fucking kidding me

The fucking Evil Driver

says EENY MEANY MINEY MOE.

-WHY IS THE REST OF THE TRANSFORMATION SO COOL THOUGH YOU DON'T JUST DO THAT AFTER DROPPING GODDAMN EENIE MEANIE MINEY MOE

-Don't keep teasing me with Sakura fighting Toei! I know you're not gonna go through with it!

-It's time... for *Bonk*!

-I love this stupid fucking hammer, it looks so fun to play with.

-Ohhhhh, it draws on natural power! That's cool!

-YES, LET'S COMBINE THEM! REVICE SLASHER!

-I'm sorry the old Daiji can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh! Because he's dead!

-OHHHHH THE GRAFFITI CHANGES WHEN HE USES A DIFFERENT VISTAMP THAT'S SO COOL

-I mean I figured it might've, but the colors, they're so good.

-Now he's a gamer!

-XxX_EvilJackalKagero69420_XxX vs. Monke

-YES BATTA GO

-Oh... he has leggy. ...is this really helping, Kadota?

-Kong Remix looks... not as awkward.

-So, did Kadota just clock out after Julio and Olteca leave or did he get lost in the woods trying to find Karizaki and Ikki?

-Ah, so it seems Karizaki told Mom and Dad about Kagerou.

-Fuck, dude.

-What's Episode 9 about? More Kagerou fighting? Yeah, kick his ass. ...maybe not too hard, if Daiji can still feel it.