#soft serve fans everywhere have been hurt by my malicious statements that i don't even remember writing

[front-facing-pokemon]

it's me. I'm the vanillite lover.

OKAY everyone is killing me over this. i don't even REMEMBER being so mean in those tags when i queued it up like two weeks ago but damn was i harsh. i'm SORRY to all the vanillite fans it really does look cute in that image. although i do still think it would be cool if it was a ghost-type. someone also mentioned apparently in pokémon canon, vanillite came before ice cream cones, which. fuckin i ain't gonna fact check that bc i love that idea. especially in the section of the pokémon universe where pokémon don't say their own names and we had to call them that. folks just called it vanillite because they thought it Might be vanilla flavored. and then they made ice cream vanilla because of vanillite. fucking sure dude i love that

and as per tradition: