#nose ratings

[front-facing-pokemon]

hi thank you for your wonderful work. if you have a second (+ want to! /no pressure at all) would you do alcremie's caramel swirl with strawberry sweets? thank you so much you're a wonderful human being sending you 100 million shiny luck and 100% crit rate <3

sure! then i'll give you all an update from the future that a few fans of certain pokémon will appreciate

i believe these should be right? hopefully those are to your liking!

NOW!! my update. now that i've got a consistent process for making sure models look as good as they can, i've gone back and replaced some of the ones that looked a little less-than-stellar due to my old process. these include hatenna, hattrem, sinistea, and polteageist. i've edited the original posts to include their updated models (and they should look just like they do in-game now!) i debated about whether i wanted to reblog the posts to make sure everyone could see them (especially since i imagine not many folks read responses to asks [especially not this early in the morning]), but i figured i would just link them here just in case so as to not spam your dashboards (and possibly notifications, if you have those on! i'd like to be courteous on your cognitive load!)

now. the rest of the asks:

i find it hard to believe anyone likes mr mime, really. i think it's hard to take one look at it and not feel a primal sense of Disgust for this creature

forgot about that! yes, the sentiment seems to be that this thing should probably have been a bug-type. plus, fighting/bug? silly typing. four times weak to flying, yes, but it's!!!! silly!!! bug that punches you??? yes please

well then here's more alcremie content just up at the top! you're welcome

and now, nose ratings:

personally i think ponyta had a very nice sneefer. so mean :/

[frownyalfred]

slightly toxic enemies to lovers superbat where Clark grows tired of Bruce denying the tension between them and starts listing off all the physiological reactions he can sense in Bruce’s body out loud

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

Who is this guy? They look like a pipefish!

That is a female Malagasy leaf-nosed snake! Males have straight, pointy "noses," but females have these spiky protrusions. They help them mimic sticks - they'll even sit very still and straight in the trees to hide themselves!

Check it out, it's really cool! They'll often either stick straight up or let themselves dangle.

[zarla-s]

I’m not saying this happened but I’m not saying it DIDN’T happen

[index] [patreon]

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

You absolute madlad, you did it.

I’d slap your arm (friendly) if I could

[icannotgetoverbirds]

resource: good picrews for fat people

If anybody wants to help me put together a proper rating system, I'd love to hear about that. In the meantime, this post will be used as a place where I collect and share picrews that have any level of fat representation.

The following have fat in the title or are made specifically with fat people in mind:

Just a warning, I'm not sure if the second one was actually made benevolently or for less kind reasons than representation.

This one isn't made specifically for fat people but has a larger body type that's done surprisingly well.

If anybody would like to add any picrews they've found with size diversity I'd love to see it!

[rate-every-bat]

I love this! Can you review the bumblebee bat? They’re so tiny and cute!

Of course! How could I resist the ittiest bittiest babies?

Today's Bat: Bumblebee Bat

Environmental Impact: The Bumblebee Bat (aka the Kitti's Hog-Nosed Bat) is small in everything it does. It has a small range, roosting mostly in the Bilauktaung Mountain's limestone caves and hunting in its bamboo forests. They hover to capture insects in flight, and remain in a solitary, torpor-like state the rest of the time to conserve energy. The world's smallest mammals also have one of the world's smallest environmental impacts: their low population size means they have little impact on insect populations. They are on the IUCN Redlist as near-threatened.

🦇🦇/5

Beauty: While the first thing that hits you about a Bumblebee Bat is their size, don't let this stop you from admiring their other amazing qualities. They have lovely, wideset nostrils. Their short, pointed ears and large wing-t0-body ratio create a unique silhouette. They come in both grey-coated and red-coated variants, for whether you'd prefer your bumblebees in Original or Spicy flavor.

🦇🦇🦇🦇/5

Power: You can't expect an amazing power score from a creature that weighs two grams. The most interesting thing I found about these guys is that their two distinct populations, Myanmar and Thailand, have distinct calls, with the Thai population using higher-frequencies. I'll keep my eyes peeled to learn more about them!

🦇🦇/5

Overall: This is another species that's tied to Merlin Tuttle in my mind, as he recalls his adventures in trying to capture photographs of them (like the one above) in his book, The Secret Lives of Bats. He mentions how fear has driven human populations to kill roosting Bumblebee bats (and many other species) despite their largely harmless natures, which was a major factor in what lead me to creating this blog. Thank you for helping me continue to spread love and acceptance of these tiny friends!

🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇/5

(Today's sources: Animal Diversity Web, Bat Conservation International)

[warriorfujoshi]

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[thatwhorebelle]

red to match your head 😉❤️

[reiverreturns]

right my darlings, im getting to the point where i need a kick up the ass to make any headway on getting my writing discipline back. since i keep flitting between three ideas and not progressing any, please tell me what i should write to break my funk. the pressure will mould me.

i am in no way shape or form gauging interest because these will all eventually get written, i just need some goddamn accountability to kickstart the engine again after [redacted] months off.

[front-facing-pokemon]

I pronounce it so-guhl-ei-o man tf is this

y'all are lucky i'm both a voice actress and a linguist. this one deserves a proper voice response because i am Not describing pronunciation using that weird english approximation system if y'all don't know IPA

now. here's the asks i responded to in this video:

[the-purest-wolf]

I go back to work from the exemption, and there's this.

Who gave our technician SUCH TIGHT PANTS.

THE GIRLS ARE CONSTANTLY WIPING THE BLOOD OFF THE FLOORS.

AND THOSE SHABBY SHIRTS.

I SEE THE COLLARBONE.

I swear, the work clothes girls knew what they were doing. My crush has such a tight t-shirt and pants that it should be exhibitionist. How will they go to have such a shapely bottom. Plus black makes you slimmer.

[kingsmagiccard]

I don't know what would be worse. Trying to get a little privacy in Wily Castle, or trying to get some privacy at the Cossack's house.

ehehhehhehehehehehhe

I'm the CEO of Ring/Burst now

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

Hey! Do you possibly think you can help me in identifying this snake i found? I live in the southwest and i found a snake (my brother thinks its a long head snake?) It wasnt very big, it was probably scared and im just curious but i couldn't find a solid answer. I know its not a great picture, but even if you cant or dont want to, here he is anyways! Hes cute!

Definitely a long-nosed snake, that light red shading between the bands is a dead giveaway! Very handsome little fella.

[empressofthelibrary]

I feel like I need to send Bailey on a time-travel adventure, in part to confirm that she does lose the "Katie gets to be a superhero" argument

Bonus:

Kyle has custody of the braincell that day

[jacknthebox]

tiny mimi 🥺