#solomon jehoaz abraham

[djinn-sins]

Belial: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?

Solomon: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.

[djinn-sins]

I’m not dead yet, just incredibly lazy and a huge procrastinator (sorry!)

so yeah, here’s some modern au twitter stuff!

[djinn-sins]

Solomon: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die,it's venomous.

Valefor: What if it bites me and it dies?

Zagan: That means you're poisonous. Jeez, Valefor, listen when people are talking.

Leraje: What if it bites itself and I die?

Belial: It's voodoo.

Barbatos: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Dantalion: That's correlation, not causation.

Paimon: ...What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Focalor: That's kinky.