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the-punforgiven · 1 year

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Redline-esque movie about going very very fucking fast but instead of a wacky intergalactic raceway it's set in a psuedo-medieval fantasy setting so instead of cars and engines the main character is gathering up all the potions and spells they can in order to supercharge their fucking horse

#the other contestents are like #a flying carpet #a guy riding a magic sword like a skateboard #a centaur #some bitch on the Obligatory Fantasy Giant Spider #some guy with like 65 Scrolls of Teleportation #a 4'1 wizard girl getting a piggyback from a gigantic stone colossus #a rock'n'roll bard who's determined to powerslide all the way to the finish line #a roman emperor being carried by 4 of his soldiers #Godskin Noble doing that one attack #a mage riding a dolphin spamming the FUCK out of Create Water #and a time traveller in a Trans Am just to really bring the joke full circle #Pun's text Posts

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