#a centaur

[the-punforgiven]

Redline-esque movie about going very very fucking fast but instead of a wacky intergalactic raceway it's set in a psuedo-medieval fantasy setting so instead of cars and engines the main character is gathering up all the potions and spells they can in order to supercharge their fucking horse

[a-book-of-creatures]

Centaur Watching Fish by Arnold Böcklin (1878).

I love love love Böcklin’s mythical pieces, they have this sense of realism, and often even sensitivity.

[fruitzapple]

Sparkle Dog?? 3d model Artfight ATTACK!

I love this character it was such a blast to design them with @catmintrose and I had such an awesome time modeling, texturing and animating them in blender I can't wait for art fight next year this year was so much fun thank you @catmintrose for letting me attack you

[lamaery]

more painting practice. A centaur in the morning light. Reference is Cristian (who has the best smile) via fatfotoref.com and @fugitiverabbit

[sarakipin]

🌲🦌🏹🐺🌲

[spicymancer]

A Bird in the Hand

Monster Researcher Eclair (and Andie) study the Steppes clan Centaurs and Mountain Harpies.

[kescalis]

I sketched out some centaur designs based on the 1910s a while back. I admit the research was pretty surface level, but it was still great fun.

[allisonmckenzieart]

Get your hair just right, girl

[davinawritings]

Yandere Monster Husband

Yandere monster husband that kidnapped you and turned you into his little housewife. He saw you in the forest and just knew you had to be his.

He wasted no time bringing you to his home and fucking you dumb. He breeds you every day and it’s not long before you are growing with his child, only making him more obsessed with you.

He lets you out of the house but only with him. He can’t risk anyone taking away his precious love.

He takes care of everything else to provide for you and your growing family. As soon as you give him one kid, he is filling you relentlessly to give you another.

Each time you have another kid he builds a new addition onto your house. What was once a cozy cottage is quickly on its way to becoming a mansion with how many children he puts in you.

The kids also start to pick up on his behavior towards you. Always doting on you and wanting your love and affection. They glare at anyone that looks at you when you take the occasional family trips into town.

They sit in the kitchen with you while you cook, refusing to play in another room when they could simply play in your presence and keep you in their sights. And if you sit down you better believe they will pile on you to try and cuddle as close as possible.

The only time they leave your side is to sleep because your husband demands you all for himself in the night hours. He loves all of his children but he will never give you up completely after all you were his first

He spends every night filling you and holding you close. He whispers sweet words in your ears as he fucks your pussy brutally, filling your womb to the brim each night whether you are already pregnant or soon to be.

You are so busy between your husband and children demanding your love and attention that you can’t even remember what life was like before your monster took you, just the way your husband wants it.

[lazer-t]

3D Model Commission (clothed version)

Character belongs to @jayrockin

[kimpossibooty]

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[onebadnoodle]

horse

[wolfertinger666]

centaur

(she/him)🏳️‍⚧️

[dunmeshistash]

Some centaurs by Ryoko Kui

[heytherecentaurs]

At first Fabian refuses to interact with his and Fig’s new sibling but one day his mom is dealing with something in the other room and the baby is crying and so Fabian has to pick up the baby. So he picks up the baby, bouncing them gently, and says, “One day, eighteen years from now, I will fight you to the death.” Then the baby reaches up and curls their little hand around his finger and Fabian’s voice breaks, utterly in love with this tiny person, and says, “I will defeat you,” unconvincingly.

[minotaurs-my-beloved]

Centaur best friend whose really fuckin horny because the poor man can't get himself off! So, he decides to ask you for help.

Friends help each other out and you're his friend, aren't you?

He swears it won't change anything between the both of you and all you'd have to give him a hand job just this once. But two weeks later, he's crawling back, begging for more, begging for your mouth this time.

He's so needy, don't you care about him?

But the blowjob turns into him needing your pussy. He's just so desperate to breed and he again promises it'll just be a one time thing, so of course you let him.

You don't want him to be in pain, do you?

His cock is fucking massive, and even after an hour of prep its a wonder he even fits, but god be dammed if it doesn't feel amazing. A "one time thing" turns into once a month event, then twice, then every week, until it devolves into him keeping you around as a flesh light for anytime he gets even slightly turned on.

What're friends for if not to help with getting out frustration, right?