#some day i will tell you the story of the poopocalypse of 2017 aka the day opiate constipation caught up with after my heart surgery

[acousticmeatus]

I would like to hear about the Poopocalypse of 2017. Please and thank you.

Well, today's your lucky day I guess.

I had heart surgery in 2017 and got the dreaded opiate related constipation. I ended up somehow physically destroying my sister's bathroom. Like, the toilet seat broke off the toilet somehow? Also broke a towel rack. And the toilet paper holder. Eventually had to beg my sister to bring me an improvised squatty potty.

Really, it was the fault of hubris. Hubris and too-tall toilets.