#something evil ugh curse my life *dramatically falls and idk dies or smth*

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

u know i said i trip down stairs often but i tend to catch myself i've only actually fallen to the floor like once or twice in the last few years (all at the fault of my school's poorly-maintained staircases and sidewalks like jfc man this is an old school but please can we fix those they're hazards (well that wouldn't be the worst the age has done to the school a couple semesters ago part of the ceiling collapsed on someone in the oldest building and i'm like. huh. yo is this a hazard are we safe here but the truth is none of the older buildings are safe u must seek out the newest buildings if u wish to not be attacked by the poor weathered old corpses of those poor poor ill-maintained structures. they deserve better, you know. and yet...)) anyway i was super pissed the last time i fell bc i tripped on a very heavy-traffic staircase in front of everyone who was running to class i was like wow i'm going to die rn for real and everyone was like if you don't get your dumb ass out of my fucking walkway i will trample you to death and spit on your corpse so i (rightly) never go near that staircase