#something something alyssa wanted to throuple with aemon and jocelyn. idk i think about alyssa constantly and i have no read on her

[atopvisenyashill]

What are your thoughts on Baelon and Alyssa’s marriage? I personally believe they were not as “into it” as fire and blood states. An entire army of sons? No way a teen says that. If any of it is true, then it’s a horrifying example of Targaryens grooming their children to see marriage and baby making as their only goal.

i rewrote this like 3 times bc i kept ranting aksjdj

of all the half written characters in f&b (and i have three rant posts that have been in my drafts forever, it’s like 2k of me just bitching), alyssa & baelon are the most ridiculous. these two birth VISERYS and DAEMON. they are respsonible for two of the BIGGEST most QUINTESSENTIALLY TARGARYEN MEN in the whole fuckin series and their parents do not indicate even a BIT as to Why They Are Like That. like, those two fuck up so badly they cursed their GREAT GRANDKIDS to be menaces to society and their parents’ relationship consist of “rhaenys but without the head for law and propoganda  fucks white baelor breakspear without the cool scene where he stands up for the poor and peasantry, he just dies serving The System haha” WHAT IS THAT. 

anyway my point is i can make this gay and psychosexual i just haven’t figured a way out yet.