#sometimes swifties are truly so damn annoying

[lunar-years]

While I do think it's kind of a weird marketing choice for the Sour and Guts albums to seemingly have near-identical aesthetics, I also think swifties have a weird tendency to impose "eras" on every single artist. like sometimes pop artists just want to keep making pop albums that fit the personal aesthetic of who they truly are not everyone wants to completely reinvent themselves and their sound and their vibe every two years xx

[bisluthq]

two of the most frustrating things about endgame kaylors are 1. the numerology and colour symbolism why do you encourage this nonsense taylor, and 2. the wilful forgetting that taylor likes to use and reframe common phrases, and their WONDER that maybe there's a karlie intstagram or twitter that has the same phrase 2 years ago. (3. is the eye theory but some of them at least have the self respect to know that's complete nonsense)

I’ve honestly never seen any good numerology endgame Kar takes lol. It’s always super convoluted and requires like a whole damn page of working out to make it to one of their birthdays or December 4 which... I’m not sure why they’d commemorate the latter tbh even if it were truly a day that made them rethink their PR strategy (which it wasn’t). Whereas most of Tay’s legit uses of numerology is just stuff to make the number 13. Or like putting 89 next to 91 on Endgame MV. It’s pretty silly to call that a “het plant” and simultaneously believe in (x+y/z*100)-89= Kar’s birthday.

Tay does do colors tho. There was a green eyed muse, and someone gold and there is someone blue. The blue and gold people overlap sometimes and lowkey I think she did write gold references for Karlie but then shifted some of them round for some of the blue person to become golden too. But mostly given a number negative references to gold (eg gold cage hostage to my feelings and all of gold rush) and the continued positive references to blue I... I mean y’all know what I think lol it’s not a sekrit at this point and I don’t want to spell it out so the bitchy biphobic anon doesn’t come back and try drag me again lol.

With regards to phrases I think sometimes it’s young fans or ESL speakers who might not realize many of these are, in fact, very common phrases. Like idk I just think Tay does have so many actual clues and most of them are pretty straightforward (see for example her “throws self at the base of a willow tree at midnight” lmaoooo) that we don’t need to go 5 years back to a time Karlie (or even likelier Kar’s intern) said something vague on Insta and be like “I connected the dots!!!”

But also as I always say: IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY, WHY THE FUCK NOT? There’s a mean streak in a lot of the cynics and in many of the... professional antis that I’m not entirely here for. Like it’s obvi amusing to dunk on the really, really, reaaaaally bad takes but if it feels fun for people and - importantly - they KNOW IT’S JUST FUN CLOWNING and it is ALMOST CERTAINLY NOT TRUE then whatever let them see hands and eyes and whatnot. Why can’t people have fun?

I think it’s shitty that a lot of the het fans get to do that without very many eye rolls but queer fans are really loudly mocked. Like straight Swiftie dark shippers spammed the shit out of Jake G THIS YEAR when he posted a throwback kid photo with ATW lyrics. That’s annoying and shitty and dumb. I personally do think they dated but like.... literally years ago. If they’d had a child the child would be, like, on the verge of starting middle school pretty much. It was genuinely forever ago.

Contemporary Haylors are literally the stupidest fandom. Like even if - and I don’t think they did - they dated for real for real, it was the most manufactured and brief and stunty thing ever. But there were and are still MANY of them. Bruh like HS is WB was a super POPULAR THEORY.

Legit Swiftwyn shippers also have a bunch of theories about sekrit marriedz many of which are suuuuper dumb. Like are they marginally more rooted in reality? Sure. But a lot of them are still st00pid and they’re mostly clowning and playing themselves too. But nobody ever bothers them really. Which is lowkey annoying for me.

So idk. I think there are for sure dumb Kay theories but I also think the glee with which people debunk them makes me 👀