#soren keeps forgetting that technically attempted murder is wrong

[adashulaz]

Tdp miraculous ladybug au.

Corvus as Ladybug and Soren as Chat Noir.

Obviously they won't be anything like Marinette and Adrien due to the fact that Corvus and Soren are 20 and 18 while Marinette and Adrien are 14/15. It also won't really follow the show as the show has some questionable choices and I don't think I could write those choices for this AU without wanting to choke myself.

Anyways

Corvus receives his miraculous by helping some random old guy(might just make it Ziard ngl) by thinking quickly. Soren receives his miraculous by just finding it in the middle of the road as the old guy dropped it and Soren just decided to take it because he figured Claudia would like it(Claudia never got it).

They eventually use the miraculous because someone gets akumatized(Virens fault btw) and they have to fight. Both Soren and Corvus are very confused. Soren is confused because how the actual fuck is a yo-yo a weapon? Corvus is confused because how the fuck is this cat guy using a baton as a sword and how the fuck is it working in his favor?

Anyways, they manage to do what they need to and part ways. They don't do introductions, they sorta just name each other. Soren calls Corvus "Lord Spots" while Corvus calls Soren "Stray".

Lord Spots - Soren finds it hilarious that everything that Corvus has while transformed is covered in spots

Stray - Corvus noticed that Soren doesn't have a bell or really anything to indicate he'd be a household cat, basically calling Soren homeless

They don't try to change their names, they just keep it and no one knows why they would and they won't say why. It loosely follows miraculous canon after that, they meet and become friends. They have to keep their identities secret and sorta get up to shenanigans by complete accident. Like Soren once almost burnt down an entire building while Corvus almost killed a man while helping Amaya.