#sorry but 46 second sex is absolutely not on my bingo card | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

freckledsweetpea · 5 months

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the fact that Hollywood has taken a liking to no cut sex scenes makes it horrifically uneventful and boring to watch two clothed individuals kiss for 3 seconds before a penis is inserted into a vagina with overdramatic (on her part) thrusting for 43 seconds before it's completely over because dude cannot last. and then it's over over and they're both in bliss and you want me to believe this is the epitome of romance? this is what straight women clutch their pearls and fantasize about???

#sorry but 46 second sex is absolutely not on my bingo card #obviously tv sex isn't real #but it makes it so depressing to watch when it's like this #I'd prefer a hot and heavy fade to black #or cut snippets #quite frankly I'd leave someone if they pumped and dumped and rolled over like that was it #wake your ass up I have 46 orgasms to hve #pulls me out of the 'this is the greatest love' narrative #like yeesh

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