#sorry for the blob I went for a nondescript shadow smear but you can replace it with any creature

[ozzgin]

Just read monster author and just imaging the monster discovering how humans work. “That nub thing is a clit??” “You actually bleed once a month??”

Those upcoming smutty bestsellers aren’t going to write themselves, you know? He needs them facts and he needs them now.

Afterwards he needs to test these…new theories.