#sorry the career gurus visited my class today and reminded me of the looming threat of capitalism over my life

[seffius]

"Soft skills" I have a neurodevelopmental disorder and an urge to kill

"Eye contact" me when my nails make contact with your eyes

"Organization skills" I'm organizing your murder

"Time management" When I manage to kill you just in time before the cops show up

"Inter-personal skills" when my knife is in your person skillfully