#sosposting

[raidouversusthesoullessarmy]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. BARMA'THAZEL'S A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING HUSBAND.

THAT'S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS DEMON FUCKIN' QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING HUSBAND AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS *thiiiiiis biiiig* AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING.

SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM: BARMA'THAZEL, YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS BILE PILE EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE:

[explosion noises]

THAT'S RIGHT, BABY! TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG.

HE FUCKED MY HUSBAND SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET— MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!

EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER.

I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!!!!!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!!

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRROPLLLLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

[carbasi]

(5am) Man I'm tired I can't wait to go to bed

The thoughts on my pillow as soon as I lay down:

[faithless-companion]

Just botched a heart event because I absolutely was unable to tell Celia to give an arranged marriage a shot lmao

[strawberrystainedd]

SEX REMIND YOU IM NOT VIOLENT IM YOUR DAY ONE

[cordycepsbian]

being obsessed with characters that are dead before the story begins is our whole thing we need to get on with the sosposting

[kpop-goestheweasel]

Can you please do a blurb reaction to monsta x finding/hearing you have a lisp and can't pronounce some words properly? XOXO

Fiiiiiiiiiinally got something written up. THEN realize that instead of rolling with the actual request, I wrote it as though they have knows for some time about this lisp. 🤦‍♀️Anyway, I hope you enjoy this. I’m sorry I suck. 

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Shownu: Cute, adoring smile every time you come across one of those words.

As you took another step up the latter, the stupid, flimsy thing trembled benieth you. Letting out a little growl under your breath, you stepped back down, silently admitting your defeat. You were just too short to safely reach the top few inches of the wall you had spontaneously decided needed a color change and the latter refuse to be of any help. Hearing the bathroom door open, you perked up a bit. Sheepishly, you peaked your head out of the room you were working on to find your freshly showered boyfriend pacing down the hall, clad only in his fitted jeans and bearing his beautifully sculpted upper body to the world… or rather just you, which is clearly better. “Hun… could you possibly athist me real quick?” you questioned, your little slur making an appearance. Immediately, Shownu smiled adoringly at you before closing the distance between the both of you and pulling you against himself. You pouted, knowing exactly what he was smiling about. He, knowing very well you were scowling over his silent amusement, laid a kiss atop your head to remind you that he finds you nothing short of completely adorable.“Of course, Jagiya. I’d be happy to assist you.”

Wonho: Mocks you (only because he loves you, of course) with that cheese grin. Then cuddles to make up for it. 

Sitting across from him at the cafe, you couldn’t help but grin to yourself as you watched his face change along with whatever it was he was reading. It was so damn cute how he tagged along with you knowing you were going to the cafe just to get some writing done. Surely it couldn’t be too fun for him to sit and read while you worked, but he was very adamant about wanting to spend every bit of time with you that he could. “What’s that espression for?” You questioned, wincing to yourself at the lisp that escaped. Unfortunately, your prayers were not answered and from him you received a little mocking repeat of your question before he glanced up with a large grin. “You know you’re my favorite, right?” Shutting his book, he set it aside before standing up and leaning over the table for a kiss. Hesitating momentarily to tease him back, you couldn’t help but to let out a giggle before relenting and giving him a kiss. “I better be.”

Minhyuk: Fanboys. Straight up.

Did you seriously forget to pack one? You had spent the last ten minutes digging through your bag, only to pull every single item out and find you had indeed forgotten a stupid toothbrush. You managed to grab toothpaste, but not its counterpart. Just as you were pouting to yourself over your little bit of negligence, Minhyuk walks through the hotel door nearly skipping with excitement. “I got VR goggles that work with the TV. This place is so cool!” he told you, holding up the goggles with a huge grin on his face. He looked so much like a happy little puppy that your heart momentarily melted before you remembered your dilemma. “This is really cool, but right now what I need is a toofbrush. Do they have any downstairs?”Immediately, you watched his face shift from utmost excitement to almost schoolgirl giddiness. Dropping the goggles on the bed, he closed the distance between the both of you and wrapped his arms around you. “You are seriously the cutest thing in the world,” he gushed. “Say it again.”Laughing to yourself, you shook your head. “No, Love. You are.” Another laugh escaped you as you looked at his expectant expression. “Toofbrush,” you repeated much to his absolute glee.

Kihyun: Slight mock/asks you to repeat it multiple times for his own amusement 

Out-and-about days with Kihyun always proved to be an adventure. Today, you find yourself in a part of town you hadn’t explored before and you can’t help but ask yourself how you had managed to evade this beautiful little gem of a location for so long. The street ran beside a wide river and was lined on both sides with cute, small stores - most of which were small boutiques or cafes of different sorts - inside beautiful, historic buildings. It was like something out of a movie, really. “Should we get some ice cream?” Kihyun offered as you both walked in front of a small ice cream parlor, boasting of its handmade ice cream. Of course, you couldn’t resist. It was such an inviting looking place and it smelled wonderful, even from the outside… almost like fresh made waffles or something of the sort. Walking in, you quickly learned the alluring smell was the waffle cones they made themselves just behind the counter. You grew even more excited for a delicious treat. Looking over the flavors, you made your choice, but your bladder had other ideas before you could place your order. “Kihyun, could you order me the honey flavor in a waffle cone? I need to go to the bafroom.” Instantly, his lips pulled into a grin before he asked you to clarify where you needed to go… twice. By the third time you had repeated yourself, you knew it wasn’t because he didn’t hear you or misunderstood you. No, he was mocking you. With a little sigh, you gave him a glare and headed to the restrooms, leaving him to chuckle to himself at your poor misfortune. 

Hyungwon: Finds it cute, but doesn’t make a big deal over it - just smiles. But he’s also the only one allowed to find amusement. If anyone else says anything, he’ll be real quick to put them in their place.

You swore your eyes were about to rot right out of your head as you ready the same stupid sentance for about the 500th time. You hated studying. Before college, you never really needed to study; highschool was pretty easy for you without putting in much effort, so this was all new to you and you had a very hard time time it.A loud bout of cheering and yelling came from the adjacent living area, disturbing you even further. Growling under your breath, you looked up and shot a glare and the group of boys as Hyungwon hushed them, knowing you were struggling. Honestly, it wasn’t so much you were upset that they were making noise; it sucked that you weren’t a part of the videogame marathon. All because of a stupid test.“What class are you studying for?” Minhyuk questioned curiously.“Thtatithtics,” you answered with a grimace, wincing all the word as the word got wrapped around your tongue.Minhyuk gave a little chuckle before asking you to repeat because he didn’t quite understand which I.M snorted on a laugh.Hyungwon, whom had smiled lovingly at you with the little stumble of the word, lightly smacked I.M. on the back of his head. “Statistics. She has a test tomorrow that she’s all worried about even though she’s going to do just fine.” Looking up at you he shook his head slightly before flashing you a smile. “Come join us for a bit. You need a break; the books aren’t going anywhere and reading the same sentence for a million more times isn’t going to change it, either.” Your brows furrowed questioningly. How did he know? “You haven’t turned the page in about an hour,” he answered your unasked question, tilting his head to motion you over to join him and the others.

Jooheon: Tries to help you pronounce it properly a couple times before giving up and accepting that’s just another thing he finds adorable about you.

Looking at the grade on your report, you gave a little growl and tossed the eight pages of hard work across the table. You literally slaved over that paper and the teacher gave you a lousy grade because it did not run parallel to their opinion. It was literally an assignment to write an argument on your unpopular opinion and the teacher had no real basis for the grade other than he doesn’t ‘agree with your statement’. Glancing up, you catch Jooheon’s curious gaze. Giving a little sigh you offered “My teacher is a narthesistic asshole” as an answer. You’re boyfriend didn’t bat an eye as he corrected your mispronunciation to which you repeated, once again stumbling over the word. He tried once more only for your tongue to twist awkwardly around the word once more. Letting out a little chuckle under his breath, he let it go and closed to gap between the both of you, wrapping his arms around you.“Need me to beat him up for you?” He asked as he rocked you in his arms, receiving a laugh from you as you tried to 

I.M.: Grins at every slight mispronunciation. Sometimes gives you a sweet little tease about it

Licking your lips, you concentrated on remembering the hours worth of videos you watched earier, trying to get his dang tie to look presentable. Finally, you pulled the not to his throat before stepping back and giving a proud smile of satisfaction. “Perfect. You look so sospisticated.” Changkyun instantly grinned back at you, obviously holding back a laugh. “Sosposticated enough to meet your parents now?” He teased lightly. You shot him a glare and gave his shoulder a little smack. “Almost. As long as you keep your mouth closed,” you answered. Tapping your finger on the tip of his nose you gave him a little smile. “I think my father will give you a run for you money, though. Hopefully I’ll still have a boyfriend after tonight.” Taking his hand, you make your way to the door, dragging him behind yourself after shooting him your own evil, teasing grin.

[raidouversusthesoullessarmy]

SHUT UPPPPPP SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

[raidouversusthesoullessarmy]

Also, the fact that Resh'an is canonically a babynapper is so insane to me. And everyone's just fine with it.

[raidouversusthesoullessarmy]

Honestly I could nitpick and complain about Sea of Stars' plot all day long but the second someone on R*ddit so much as implies that the story is a bit weak it's like FUCK YOU Sea of Stars is better than the Godfather AND whatever JRPG you think has the best writing combined.

EDIT: Since no one fucking gets the point of this post, I'm turning off reblogs. This isn't about how I think that Redditors are too nice about Sea of Stars, it's about how I go from a Sea of Stars criticizer to its number one defender when people online say mean things about the game. Good lord.

[raidouversusthesoullessarmy]

Huh. Gonna be completely honest I was kind of expecting Sabotage to stay quiet about the whole Completionist situation because it would just cause needless drama, but I guess I was wrong. Though I do kind of get it because even if I'm more annoyed by all of the nonstop drama than anything, going back to Sea of Stars after all of this broke out and seeing Jirard's character in-game did leave a bit of a sour taste in my mouth. It's probably for the best that they did this, all things considered.

[raidouversusthesoullessarmy]

Sea of Stars but every time there's a gay moment between Resh'an and Aephorul a Vine boom sound effect plays and the line from the ARG about them being lovers flashes onscreen

[raidouversusthesoullessarmy]

When talking about the Meeting Outside Time and the relationship between Resh'an and Aephorul I feel like a lot of people tend to focus on the whole "you were always the better artist" line and like. Don't get me wrong, I totally understand it, I think it's a great little piece of characterization. But what REALLY makes me crazyinsane is the line that comes immediately after where Aephorul muses about wanting to take one of the Time Shards with him. And it's just. AUGH for all of the millennia of death and destruction and hatred he still gets sentimental about Resh'an and his work. It's one of those moments where it's like. Yeah I get it. I see why Resh'an thinks he still has a chance at redeeming Aephorul. Because the man that he fell in love with DOES still exist somewhere in Aephorul's heart, even if it's buried under years and years of resentment and complexes and unholy flesh abominations. And you can see it come out a little in moments like these.

[raidouversusthesoullessarmy]

Hm. Starting to think that the reason why none of my Resh'an drawings ever look quite right is because I've been primarily using his dialogue sprites as references and therefore haven't been drawing his turban nearly triangular enough.

[raidouversusthesoullessarmy]

Keenathan seems kind of transgender to me not gonna lie

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Now that the official Sea of Stars soundtrack is out, can they get on with releasing the full artbook already? I'm sick and tired of waiting for official resh'phorul concept art I need it NOW

[raidouversusthesoullessarmy]

Had a dream last night where Aephorul used he/they/she pronouns