#spicy arab dad anon

[darkbluekies]

Hi! spicy arab dad anon back from the dead

I’m back with news, my mum has now been introduced to your writings and she is obsessed with Jerry (and hedwig but mostly Jerry)

She said that Jerry was “A tall glass of water” whatever that means, she speaks English better than me😒

And she would like to know if Jerry would like traditional Iraqi food like Masgouf, dolma and Tashreeb stuff like that.

My dad is still obsessed with Silas, we’ve been fasting for Ramadan and it’s made the obsession worse, he’s started asking my mum for foods that she thinks Silas would like during suhoor

do you know how fucking happy i am seeing you again?!

gasp do we have spicy arab mom now too???????? Jerry would absolutely love some Iraqi food, this girl eats and loves everything. She will sit her ass down until your mom is done stuffing her with food and she will thank her for every single bite. This is probably the nicest you'll ever see Jerry in your entire life.

your dad is an icon, tell him that i love him. Silas would love anything steak, but if that's not in the picture, he is open to try anything, honestly! Just make sure there's a lot of spices, he's not a fan of bland food hehehe

[darkbluekies]

Yo!! Spicy Arab dad anon here

Congratulations on your test blue!! <3

I had my English speaking exam a few weeks ago and I got points deducted because of my accent, they said ‘I wasn’t pronouncing words correctly’ which was so weird

Anyway my dad would like to know if Silas would watch Bollywood films with me (I love low budget Bollywood films, sue me😔✊)

My mum is also starting to get into your writing, she’s read all of your Jerry work and I swear she sits on the couch, kicking her feet and giggling about Jerry, I actually can’t convey how much this woman loves Jerry

SPICY ARAB DAD ANONNNNN (and spicy arab mom of course)

gasp?? omg people with different mother tongues cant pronounce english words like a native? who knew??? (I had the hardest time pronouncing 'literally' for such a long time i get you)

I legit think that Silas would love Bollywood movies. I can't say that I am an expert because I think that I've only watched one (if slumdog millionaire is considered bollywood...?) but from what I know I think that he would enjoy them! It might take a little for him to get into them but i think that he would get caught in them.

i love your mom. our mom now. i love when parents like my writing too, it's so wholesome?? :,))

[darkbluekies]

Hi spicy Arab dad anon again :)

I don’t know English fully so I think that’s why I said fanfiction I’ve only really ever heard fanfiction used a couple of times so I’ve never really seen the full definition of what it means :)

I’m sorry if I offended you in any way😅

don't worry, i was just curious!! you're not the first one, so I was just wondering why some people called them fanfictions :) as long as people don't think I took these idiots from some other place i'm calm and collected hehe

[darkbluekies]

Yo spicy arab dad anon here

Todays dad inquiry how would Silas deal with me constantly saying/slightly yelling “BALLLAA” or more commonly “YALLAHH” it’s a practically a rite of passage for Arab adults💀

He’s got like a whole pinboard about Silas it’s actually concerning how much info he has on this man based on the fanfics

He’s read them all, everything about Silas he has read, every ask post every fanfic every Drabble, things that haven’t even been written yet he’s for seen

omg💀 your dad is an icon honestly i love him so much, i have never seen someone so devoted :,)<3

I'm not very familiar with how yallah is used in context, but i've heard people use it around me and I'm guesing (please correct me if I'm wrong here), that it is used in like a 'omg come on' type of scenario? I think that Silas would be startled at first (if you yell it) but will quickly get used to it and come to like to hear it. As a part of your personality if that makes sense?

This last part isn't specifically for you, just general, but it's just something I've noticed in my inbox. Why do you call my stories 'fanfictions'? I created these characters, they're just ... fictions lol :(

[darkbluekies]

It’s okay I relate to that(bro we synking my English is also leaving me I talk to my dad to much😩) my current account even though I’m an anon is also second and not my first one I’ll probably just write -spicy Arab dad anon so that you know it’s my dad (he want me to tell you when it’s him for some reason it’s cute but confusing me🧍🏽‍♀️) ☺️

-spicy Arab dad anon

english is so annoying sometimes, i just want to make my own words

but that sounds like a good plan!! i think it's cute that he wants me to know that it's specifically him haha <33

[darkbluekies]

Wanted to ask if it's still okay to draw fanart for your ocs?? İ wanted to draw as a gift after slurping all the one shots you wrote like instant ramen, you wrote them so deliciously good I love it

Also, seeing these interpretations of your characters from other creative people is really cool after checking your older posts I didn't see yet,, i can remember my interpretations weren't really that well, especially of Edmunds I said he looked like the burger King mascot from the old commercials because as a stereotype I thought every king would have a beard (obviously not, i put the messages in the ask here to show what I mean) 😭

Also, whoever wants to write fanfics as a gift and don't know where to publish it because I saw someone asking for it, I can recommend using rentry. org the website because I find it's just way easier to read than on a Google document (ofc everyone has their own opinion), it's what I used back then to write one shots (which honestly weren't that good) as a gift. I thank first anon and ☁️anon for introducing me to it, wherever they are now ❤️

You can write the link like this and so use the link on Google to find your oneshot. I'll put the example image here, of course you have to write it without the bracket "()" symbols though onto the search bar to find it, I didn't want tumblr to ruin the link back then in the ask.

yes of course it's okay!!! i love fanart :,) (instant ramen sounds so good right now but i'm not allowed to eat it for another 2 weeks because of me whitening my teeth and it's torture!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

i remember the burger king edmund fiasko VIVIDLY and speakig of first anon and ☁️anon, i have actually been thinking about them a lot these last months. OMG AND SAFETY HAZARD ANON AND SPICY ARAB DAD ANON (i think they were called) I wonder where they all went :( i hope they come back and just give me a little sign that they're still alive lmao<333

thank you for showing how to make the oneshots, i had forgotten about the website!!

[darkbluekies]

SPICY ARAB DAD ANON ONCE AGAIN(I am so sorry my dad is literally holding me at gunpoint rn)

He wanted to say thank you for answering his questions and that you think he’s amazing made him laugh

He said quote on unquote

“Tell blue thing that I love Silas very much”

‘Okay do you want to write the thingy out’

“Ah no habibti I speak English not good when English better I tell her myself”

‘Okay dad, I’ll write it and you can tell me what you want to say?’

“Good idea habun😁”

And now he’s watching me write this whole thing while nodding and smoking his shisha WITH A CIGARETTE IN HIS OTHER HAND how he’s not dying amazes me

Also would you like to be moots cause I’m gonna be fr here my dad is gonna be in my room everyday like 🧍‍♂️”I question about Silas”

AWWW thank you arab dad, i'm so grateful :(<3 this is the cutest thing i've ever seen please tell him I'm teary eyed

i would love to be moots, but this is a secondary account and i'm not sure how i would be able to do that without exposing my primal (english has left the chat) account :((

[darkbluekies]

HI IM SPICY ARAB DAD ANON

IVE JUST TOLD HIM THIS IS HOW THE CONVERSATION WENT DOWN

Me: sees notification

Me: 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️

Also me: baba Silas likes spicy food

My dad: Really😁

Me: yea😁

My dad: okay I accept, he can marry you😄 but few more question😒(he keeps asking about this man istg)

Me: okay😟(I was so terrified)

My dad: one,can he handle Arab mum two,can he handle the Arab food, three,will he compliment you in our clothing(he means traditional iraqi/Pakistani clothing )

Me: dad he literally kidnaps me🧍🏽‍♀️

My dad: 🤔okay I write you letter every four month okay😄but still if he can’t meet those requirements he cannot have you,I will bring the aunties

Me: okay😀,🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️

Then he literally just continued smoking his shisha pipe💀

i fucking love your dad my god he's amazing

don't worry, silas will become friends with your mom, learn to cook and eat the food and overflow you in compliments about your traditional clothing :D

just go ahead and marry you have nothing to worry about .... >:)