#splatfest commentary

[splattales]

“It’s true!! She’s a plesiosaur! Marina, tell them about how Nessie is real!!”

“Oh. Yeah, um. Thousands of years ago, it was speculated that sightings of Nessie were not of a monster, but an ancient dinosaur living in Loch Ness. It’s still quite difficult to believe, but there was an entire souvenir industry around the legen—”

“It proves Nessie was the last dinosaur around during the human times!!” 

[n3oagent]

"Uh..It....Takes courage to admit defeat...I guess...."

Each match with Team Power and Wisdom was HELL he's actually so glad the Fest is over especially since that Tricolour Stage was HORRENDOUS.

[hyperfreshisms]

The Power sweep! The Ruler of all power, that’s me.

[inkopolis-connection]

Nate broke his Big Man sweep for the first time and chose the power of pink 🍓

Terry is very supportive of him! Good luck to all teams!

[mousathe14]

Hey, Splatoon 3 fans. First of all, just wanna say, cool Splatfest, Team Love was absolutely wrecking out there.

I would just like to say, as a member of Team Money: We were not supposed to win.

I don’t even know how this happened.

Team Love was supposed to be a shoe in. I picked Money because it’s funny and I’m a Shiver fan.

I am very confused by this turn of events. I literally went into this expecting to lose. I think we all did.

I don’t know what to say except I’m baffled and I’m sorry Shiver won.

Again.

[tvstarkuma]

"Love will conquer all!"

[warriorsofsplatsville]

"K-Kimi?! Why are you on Frye's team?! What happened to family?!" Shiver exclaimed.

"Huhu....sorry cous, I just had to. It was too tempting to not go up against you. Besides, Frye is cute." Kimi chuckled, waving his hand.

"I hope you're ready to eat those words, cous."

[moraypower]

"Who is making all that noise at THIS hour?!"

It would be one thing if there was a festival or something like that going on, but there wasn't any reason for this right now that Frye could see!

[caestusarchivum]

"I'll only do it if I'm allowed t'keep m'boundaries, I reserve the right t'leave, an' he treats me like a human goddamn bein' instead've a tool."

[inky-anemone]

"This splatfest is a hard one to pick on...I know the left over fuzzy ooze has been causing "Sasquatch" sightings, so that's technically real; something I know the Captain won't like to hear... Still, I'd rather believe Aliens are real."

[petitexmagician]

Damn I don’t know which team I want to be on for this splatfest, well except Big Man’s bro devs give Big Man a chance!

Like Shiver’s team makes sense and so does Frye’s, I was on Team Rock for the first one so I don’t know if I want to change it up this time and go on Frye’s team.

[splattales]

“Enemy team not inking their base? Well, do ‘em a big favour and ink it yourself,” Molly chortles. “They’ll really appreciate it.”

[trisloshr]

ok im doing this cus @tiny-vermin tagged me and i love verm so i do it (wasting time in class anyway)

last song i listened to: splitting this by spotify/ itunes/ youtube (I Will Listen To 3 Songs At Once) 1. そして、人になる/ mi8k one thing to know about me miyake is my fav vocap ever. yay. 2. 曇天ノ陰ニ/ コン love this album love this song the intro is awesome and the album ver is even better fuck uesssss... 3. 美しき世界/ クロxヒメ sooo good these vocals soooo beuatiful im obsessed (About to start a spiel about lost albums and archiving but i wont)

putting the rest under the cut cus all i care about is music

last book i read: sorry for not reading ok i tried to reread lotr this sem n failed awfully. libby was like Dumbass cant read lotr on top of class in the next 15 days fuckyou. ummm my new issue of dekopon came in yesterday i did read that...

last film i watched: for film class we watched edge of tomorrow last week thought it sucked. everyone booed when they kissed. um. transformers 1984 watched that with friends. laughed so hard Never watch transformers with 2 autistic guys its like being stuck between them on the couch holding the popcorn. and also digimon it was Awesoemeeeeee i love digimon

last tv series: over spring break i started watching the o.c. with my cousin and its rlly fun to watch with a running commentary. once the term started i hvent picked it up again but over the summer id probably finish it. seth is like stilesteenwolf before stiles teenwolf im obsessed withhim.

last thing i googled:

from last friday dont know why i needed peggle make phonecall at 1am Delirious from my all nighter

last thing i ate: all the food here sucks i cant wait to go home i ate indomie for dinner. but when i go home im so excited to eat dry wonton mee... laksa... moving away from home makes u crazy cus i never even liked laksa that much before but now im desperate

sweet savory spicy: awesome splatfest Brother im indian of cause im gonna say spicy. but for snacks i always go savory recently ive been buying lots of chocolate though i have to be in a mood

Amount of sleep: got an hour of sleep on friday and went to 9h of class and slept 16 hours after hope this tells u all that u need to know. theres one week this term i decided i didnt wanna do any hw and i was awake like 4 hours everyday idk what happend to me

currently reading: a book about character design and illustration called イラストのこと、キャラクターデザインのこと by sakazaki chiharu. uts sooo cute... tbh my school library has a lot of really good books but theres no time i also borrowed typographics 2 cybertypes: zines + screens and it looks really cool. would love book recs tbh art books or otherwise

[hyperfreshisms]

/POWER!!! POWER!!!!

[inkopolis-connection]

Nate and Noah! Twin brothers!

The one on the right is one of Nate's early designs and his pose reference. I decided to bring back that side of Nate in his twin!

They're both agents. Nate is an agent in New Squidbeak Splatoon, and Noah is a call center agent. They joke about it often lol

[mousathe14]

Okay why are Team Money the only people doing Tri-Color battles, this is genuinely bizarre. I can count the number of Tri-colors I’ve had against other teams on one hand. Where is everybody?

Having so many bloody mirror matches I’m see quadrupole, I thought Team Love, owned this place. I’m absolutely baffled.