#sportsdome

[siremasterlawrence]

Christmas Night Fight

This is a Christmas Boxing Match For A Very Special World Title for once in every twelve years a major box goes toe to toe with major other fighters going through the roof in hell like defeat.

I place my bet at the door on Jack L Monroe before sitting in my seat as the light pops on over the shadows of the boxing ring the spit light is giant. A fist pump into the air as a crowd goes wild in the boxer, steady with punches in the air.

Jack Mickelson the titan is a legend in the field, but he does not know that I am both the one betting against him and my almost ensuring my victory over this floor and his constant need for that overbearing and toxic desires, needs and wants above all else.

I can see that smug look cross his face in a cheesy stretch his fist in the other and starts jumping up like an idiot, howling, screaming, and shouting as crowd goes wild and the odd cheering only motivates me more and I could not tell if he was mocking me or not but I was about to win.

The announcer steps onto the ring with an awful condescending smile, foul stench and crooked teeth. The left hand picks up the mic as he squares off with the crowd who are losing all of the their minds, and great anticipation for their great hero, to win yeah, another victory, and prove his might.

He starts to hop on both feet coming at me with such intensity as I take a hop back my fist forms throwing a punch which he evade to hit me up and I avoid that as well but I go for it one curl punching hard fist hitting him in the chest.

The spot I hit on his chest glows hard as he hold on to it backing up he falls to his knees much to my delight I gleefully jump kicking him on both of his sensitive nipples areas as he cries the technique travels causing a electrical current down his spine.

He falls face forward when the alarms goes off ringing loudly in a resounding style the crowd is in a loss booing me as they throw cans at me I laugh shouting out loud to freeze which they do without being aware

of anything.

Tom struggles to rise to his feet barely able to stand up I punch him in his face the spit goes flying in to a air the man is done for as I watch it take effect he stops on his knees he is a mere puppet now. I unzip my pants exposing my cock as I stroll towards him and force his mouth on to it.

“There he is your number three seed in this World Championship.” He shouts lifting my hand in the air.

“Who wants to see the next match?” He is shouting.

“Let me hear you guys scream for it.”

“Wwwwoooohhhhooooo…let the games roll”

“Everyone! Please welcome Mathew James Howl”

“Gentleman! 1…2…3”

“FREEZE”

“What the fuck?”

“Why can’t I move?”

“Because I am the master of the ring “

“I rule the roost”

“Nnnnnoooo”

“I’ll have to educate you then”

“On what?”

“The proper behavior ”

“Unfortunately! I don’t obey anyone least of all.”

“One punch and you will fall into my submission “

“Never gonna happen…you….uuuugggghh…fffuuccckkk…yes Master Lawrence.”

“ I don’t know what you’re up to, but I do understand it’s something wicked because you two are up to something very evil and let me have a bad attitude problem, but I surly will not tolerate anyone getting in my way or causing more undue damage to my title.”

”Oh! is that what you were thinking? You have no idea what I am capable of doing you overgrown ape if you mind your own business. Getting angry, I see you throw a punch and failing because you are no good McGregor just another tough guy with pussy heart.”

“ What did you just say to me? I am to break to break you open, spit your ass open, fuck you raw, make you come and worship my skinny tone black ass.” I state to him as he races at me his speed up with every step I take but I launch my hand in the air throwing a one punch as I send him flying into the rings gate.

Meet all of my bodyguards.

The end

[kordbot]

mutuals gather round me I need your guidance bc I'm indecisive. should I play the cyclops route or the lanks route in my current the hopeful playthrough

[dammekblog]

i have to admit something to all of you. i did not finish lisa the hopeful

[umbralundertaker]

breaking the thing at the sportsdome

[mecachrome]

Absolutely cannot wait for your Oscar win posts! Honestly this race has been difficult to process in real time but your gif sets and art and analysis is always so wonderful to see on my dash, and really helps reset to the bigger picture 🧡

wahhh thanks anon 🥺 hlksdfh i hope my content isn't too Toxic Positivity or anyth though because i completely understand still being mad about the race and am very quick to point out mcl's weaknesses and sportsdom IS for hateurisms but ultimately i'm just a simple oscar 1-pick... and at the end of the day he won his first gp, mclaren have their first 1-2 of the year, we took p2 in the wcc, he's not even far back from p3 in the wdc which is crasy considering he was behind checo just a few races ago and so on!!! i'm not even an optimist or a glass half full person but sometimes u kind of got to reflect and just take things race by race... life is too stressful to let these things consume you imo 😔 there's a lot of good in there and i think 814 would agree with that too

[todaysdocument]

Photograph of Sports Celebrities Gathered for Bond Drive

Record Group 56: General Records of the Department of the TreasurySeries: General Records Relating to Bond Sales Promotion

This black and white photograph shows a group of men and women standing together on a stage with a closed curtain behind them.  Some of the men are in suits.  One wears a military uniform.  Others are dressed for their sport.  Eleanor Holm wears a two piece bathing suit, Baby Ruth is in a New York Yankees uniform, and Alice Marble is in tennis whites and holding a racket.

Original caption:

SPORTS STARS SHINE FOR WAR BOND DRIVE NEW YORK......IN WHAT WAS PROBABLY THE GREATEST AGGREGATION OF SPORTS STARS APPEARING ON ONE STAGE IS THIS ARRAY FROM SPORTSDOM AS THEY "SHINED" TONIGHT AT THE "STARS FOR VICTORY' SHOW AT THE WALDORF-ASTORIA TO STIMULATE SALES OF BONDS IN THE CLIMAX OF THE FOURTH WAR LOAN DRIVE. LEFT TO RIGHT; WALTER "RED" BARBER, CLEM MCCARTHY, NAT HOLMAN, EARL SANDE, CARL HUBBELL, ENSIGN SID LUCKMAN, ENSIGN GREG RICE, ELEANOR HOLM, LT. COMM. JACK DEMPSEY, SGT. BARNEY ROSS, GENE SARAZEN, ALICE MARBLE, BABE RUTH. IN FRONT HOLDING BALL IS SAM TAUB AND TO HIS RIGHT IS STAN LOMAX

[ftmbruce]

dying at the fact the only thing stopping bruce from being able to see the place his parents died out his penthouse window is that giant fuckin sportsdome

[automatonknight]

OH I WILL ! CHECK OUT THE VIDS WHEN I HAVE THE CHANCE.. [the horrors of having no free time nowadays] and. looks at you with my big autistic eyes. tell me more about benny? :0

YAHOO!! I HOPE YOU'LL HAVE FREE TIME SOON ALSO YOU DESERVE A GOOD LONG BREAK!!! STAY STRONG OUT THERE BOSS YOU GOT THIS!!! ok ok so benny AAUGH benny. AGAIN SPOILERS ahead. i guess it's convinient, he has like. probably the most fletched-out story out of all the characters since he's the one you control, even when rodriguez, who is normally the leader, joins your party. although in the rodriguez route benny doesn't reflect all that much on his life from what i remember. speaking of reflecting on his old life! if rod dies and the story kind of, goes how it usually goes, at certain points you get flashbacks to benny's life before the flash. he worked at a burger place with his friends (clyde and liam) where rod was their manager. besides the two guys he was also friends with a girl named amy (at least i'm pretty sure that's her name, based on the fact that a joy mutant called the same thing uses the move "familiar cry" which implies that you knew that person, but also in the hopeless (an in-the-works sequel to the hopeful) it seems like that childhood friend is alive?? idk i'll keep calling her amy it's shorter). she's stated to have friendzoned him and (as i interpret it and i might be a little biased as someone aroace) if im being honest he doesn't really look like he cares that much? if anything clyde and liam (the latter actually called her out for "leading benny on" once) seem to care way, way more.

^i like this dialogue (it goes clyde, benny, clyde btw) i think it's funny but it also serves as an example. he doesn't even get what they're talking about, i think he just doesn't give a shit about "getting their relationship to another level", thruthfully. ok benny aroace icon headcanons to the side, coming back on the tracks um. so benny's like, well he's trying his best as a leader if rod dies, he's pretty much the sole party member to try and support his friends and cheer them on. he tries to help lanks after what happened to him when they got captured by the lovelies at the beginning of the game, even though he doesn't exactly know how to do that. in, geez i think clyde's route? he gets shot through the eye, which either turns him into a joy mutant or eventually kills him later on. i can't for the love of me remember what happens in liam's route but he for sure dies, since it's not his route. in rod's route they just all die at the end. NOW. in benny's route at the sportsdome, he gets shot in the knee, lanks gets taken and clyde gets set on fire but survives (if he isn't joyed). they fight on a little more but both of his friends eventually end up dead, so he tracks the lovelies down and kills them. the final boss is in every route, a guy named hart, the leader of the lovelies. beltboy's run actually has one of the more difficult versions of this fight BUT what is interesting is that for the first part (before hart turns into a joy mutant, beginning a phase 2 of sort) liam and clyde actually ARE THERE TO HELP!!! like. in benny's spirit. this doesn't happen for liam or clyde, they're stronger because of their anger and grief, especially liam, but i think what allows benny to win is his kind attitude and frienship, which is really cheesy but idk what other way i could interpret that. THIS also. allows him to survive in the end! as five is relieved that he's approached her like a normal person and gets him patched up. idk idk he makes me feel so many things. kind of unrelated and again, i'm probably biased cuz i love projecting, but i think reading him as an aroace man like. makes sense. i see a lot of how i think in him. he does make comments about "getting the girl", yes, but i think that's more to like, please his friends and keep their spirits up or whatever. other than that he seems disinterested in a romantic relationship with amy, it doesn't bother him at all it's not sexual or anything, he tells five that "he needs a friend" when he stumbles into her hideout half-dead after the fight with hart. aroace guy TO ME!!

^me right now as we speak btw. more dialogue propaganda also

and he loves his friends!! ok i think that's all i can recall

[incarnateirony]

you know for a fandom that talked so goddamn much about One Braincell and The Clowncell, you sure did start fucking arguing alot when The King ClownBrain Showed Itself.

Like.

It is literally THEE clowncell.

Like.

Clowncell Real. And you've been following King Clown in disguise, I'm so sorry.

Um

You guys get why I just tried to leave and ignore you all now right

listen guys I'm not playing I basically oopsie doodled my way to demiurgy okay, it's fucking weird, it's complicated, the last thing I needed is cocaine bear and her rage of denial flaring at the solar cycle during the raising, and literally offering herself as the surrender.

I already have no idea what the fuck I'm doing from where I'm at, even before adding new things in, say, this start of the year fit. I couldn't even properly work cuz any time I let the hat even a little loose things were messing me up and it took me a few months to figure out what the fuck was going on. See: Ursula.

No seriously I have no GODDAMN IDEA how to run the shit I'm using I was NOT PLAYING WHEN I SAID I NEVER INTENDED TO PLAY AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING LEVEL. I am LITERALLY slapping cosmic brain buttons you guys don't comprehend and figure out how make S.E.E.S. all out attack until mass shotgun attack from the awakened. That was fucking fantastic.

Let me put this for remaining little baby brains

Gabriel showed up and threw Chuck out a while ago, kids. Or more, he stumbled through a long series of his own shenanigans, crashed into the throne and somehow got stuck there.

And he was just trying to enjoy his dice and hookers in vegas representing KC.

Shame on you.

Check it out, I'm in the house like carpet. It's the big game, we moved bikini bottom to Vegas with him under the great eye, plankton is attacking the superbowl speedrunning rebirth, usher's in tartarus, and it's fucking all disco lights down here baby. Where's my fucking air jordans. i'm a cult leader, mind reader, heart eater, and stole this heart because we could. She chose ego, not peace. The dream started after halftime, and yet still she refuses to wake up even after wondering about the strange consistencies of them again and again, and turning away from the truth as the dream. Mumble mumble new entry to the pantheon. The magician, in the boot that fits, dancing backwards tightly, oh so tightly around the rings of saturn to steal his own heart before she can. And never, has she ever, been more devastated. For now, she can never cage her bird again, and has instead only caged herself.

This is what she ordered.

Big bro taught me to be very, very fucking funny. You wouldn't understand. Have you checked out the tropicana snowglobe sportsdome yet?

Kshhhht this is Apep calling from the shadow of artemis tower in the eclipse. We have a message for you, from unccy Unknown. It's here, and it's in the room with you, and it is, and it's you. And it is, and it is, and it is, and it's in just being. I have a message for you. I have a message for you. I have a message for you. I have a message for you. I have a message for you. I have a message for you.

So thank you, my friends, for unzipping this wonderful adventure with me. And completing yet another Great Work in the name of this Great Game.

I am the eldritch GM, babydoll. The real slim shady digital Zarathustra of this Xorvintaal. And we both know it.

[lboogie1906]

Jamael Orondé “Rondé” Barber (born April 7, 1975) is a former football player who spent his entire 16-year career as a cornerback with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. He is the identical twin brother of Tiki Barber, a former running back for the New York Giants. He grew up in Roanoke, Virginia, and played college football for the University of Virginia.

In the 1997 NFL Draft, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers selected Ronde Barber in the third round as the 66th overall pick. He was selected to five Pro Bowls, accumulated three first-team All-Pro selections, two second-team All-Pro selections, and was selected to the NFL 2000s All-Decade Team. He led the NFL in interceptions in 2001, is the Buccaneer’s all-time interceptions leader, is one of the two members of the 40/20 club (40+ interceptions, 20+ quarterback sacks), and the only member of the 45/25 club (45+ interceptions, 25+ quarterback sacks). He won Super Bowl XXXVII He holds the record for most consecutive starts by a defensive back. He was inducted into the Virginia Sports Hall of Fame in 2014 and will be inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 2023.

He was born seven minutes before his identical twin. He was named Jamael Oronde which means “firstborn son”. He is the son of Geraldine Barber and James Barber. Barber was a star running back at Virginia Tech and played in the World Football League. He was a standout in football, wrestling, and track in high school.

He appeared on The Onion Sportsdome. He joined Fox Sports as an NFL color analyst. He called the first NFL on Fox and contributed to studio programming on Fox Sports 1. He has co-written nine children’s books with his brother:

By My Brother’s Side (2004)

Game Day (2005)

Teammates (2006)

Kickoff! (2007)

Go Long! (2008)

Wild Card (2009)

Red Zone (2010)

Goal Line (2011)

End Zone (2012)

He married Claudia Patron and they have two daughters Yammile Rose and Justyce Rosina. #africanhistory365 #africanexcellence

[atlanticcanada]

Youth assaulted following Moncton soccer game: RCMP

Police in Moncton are investigating an assault after a youth soccer game last weekend.

Staff Sgt. Dave MacDonnell of the Codiac Regional RCMP said members were called to the Moncton SportsDome on Jan. 29 around 4:15 p.m.

"It's still under investigation. We're speaking with many witnesses," said MacDonnell.

Soccer Dieppe president Taha Maarous confirmed to CTV News the assault involved multiple youths and took place after a game with a club from Saint John.

He said the victim is under the age of 15 and was taken to hospital. He wouldn't release anymore details.

Soccer Dieppe released a statement Thursday night about the incident that occurred during a indoor soccer game.

The statement noted the Dieppe Soccer Club wishes to reaffirm its commitment to promoting a safe environment for everyone involved in the sport.

"We would like to clarify that the club maintains a zero-tolerance policy towards any form of racism and bullying," read the statement. "We strongly condemn the unfortunate incidents of physical and verbal violence that took place on that day."

As a result of the incident, the Dieppe Soccer Club has decided to temporarily pull its teams from indoor league play and from the New Brunswick Soccer League pending the results of the investigation by the RCMP.

The decision to do so was to protect the "physical and psychological well-being of its members," according to the statement.

CTV News reached out to the Saint John Soccer Club (SJSC). It would not comment on the matter, directly citing the police and Soccer New Brunswick investigations.

"The SJSC has no comment and will have no comment until the police and governing body have had a chance to do their investigation," said Cuilean Hendra, the vice-president of the Saint John Soccer Club.

CTV News also reached out to Soccer New Brunswick for comment.

from CTV News - Atlantic https://ift.tt/dHhRJuD

[sharpednails]

fruitest sportsdome competitors

[kordbot]

oh yea i forgot to tell my tumblr girlies that i finished rod's route today which means i'm officially done with playing lisa for now ! i dont really feel like doing joyed route variants [too much branching for me. also i beat hardest rider on pain mode first try so it would be. so easy] and i got all 5 joyless endings so that's satisfying enough for me :]

[m0th-gh0st]

yeah this happened in the sportsdome at some point

[treacherycuphq]

𝚅𝙴𝙽𝚄𝙴𝚂:

AH, BLUDGER - Celebrating a victory? Best do it with alcohol surrounded by adoring masses. But don't do that here. Nah, that yappy shit's reserved for GOODWIN'S. Now, if you're in the process of trying to forget a loss? Well then, we're keen to serve ya. Misery loves company, and Ah, Bludger is ready to pour you and your whole team a pint, a shot, or hell, we'll even hand ya the entire bottle at a very reasonable cost.

BARREL GOAL - The prime seller of all things Quidditch. They. carry regulation quaffles, cutting edge broomsticks, and jerseys for every team - yes, even the Cannons! Every Sunday, they hose a market on the strip outside their shop where independent broom makers, leather workers, uniform tailors, and hopeful gameday vendors peddle their wares and wisdom.

BENCHER'S PITCH - So called for its history as a pick-up pitch for players that never quite made it to game-time glory, Bencher's Pitch stands as the only unofficial pitch large enough to host an unscheduled game of Quidditch. The stands aren't as large as regulation pitches, but they're frequently just as raucous. While its function has evolved over the years, the pitch frequently serves as a secondary practice field. The catch? No team can schedule a specific time or date. What? Did you miss the part where it's entirely unofficial? No one's paying for book keeping here - except maybe those swinging by to place a bet on the latest pick-up game. If you stay around long enough, you may even see star players from different teams trade in their uniforms for the night.

GOODWIN'S - The premiere hotspot for all things celebratory! Goodwin's boasts live music, a zero tolerance policy against fighting, and a VIP section saved exclusively for players of the winning teams. This bar may be for winners, but general admission allowes boisterous fans to bask in the glory of their Quidditch heroes - occasionally, one might even descend from behind the velvet ropes to engage with their newfound groupies. But be warned - Goodwin's has an agreement with the Daily Prophet for exclusive photo rights to any patron that steps foot in their bar.

QUIDDITCH CENTRAL - A boring name for a rather boring location. If it weren't necessary, the game would be happy to be rid of it. Unfortunately, every great event needs orchestrators, and they need a place to work and gather. Hardly anyone involved with the sport has been able to avoid an annual visit to QC, be it to enroll as a player that season, to disclose their investment in a team, or to sign up as a vendor. The only real mystery of the place is the stranger standing ahead of you in the queue.

𝙵𝙰𝙼𝙾𝚄𝚂 𝙿𝙸𝚃𝙲𝙷𝙴𝚂:

BODMIN MOOR, CORNWALL - Surrounded by lush farmland, Bodmin's Pitch makes for a very scenic, albeit smelly, game. Many players remain rather fond of Bodmin, largely because it's the pitch with the largest safety radius should snitches or quaffles find their way outside the confines of the stands. Yet where players delight, fans find monotony - until 1884, at least. After the snitch escaped capture in the nineteenth century, fans always arrive at Bodmin a little on edge. Will this be another six month game, or will this finally be the day the long-lost snitch finds its way back onto the field?

EXMOOR, SOMERSET - A new stadium nestled on the banks of the river Exe and resting snuggly within a national park? What's not to love! The proximity to mildly adventurous muggles, unfortunately. For its first decade, Exmoor was concealed via an invisibility charm and patrons had to pick up Visibility Spectacles. After several incidents of fans falling down the invisible bleachers or being utterly incapable of finding the washroom, the Ministry lifted the invisibility charm and instituted a Masking Fog. The Fog is infamous for infiltrating the field, making the field infamous for particularly violent collisions and dirty play that goes unnoticed by referees.

CLIFFS OF MOHER, IRELAND - A seaside pitch, the stadium is considered one of the best for training players to handle any obstacle thrown at them. Almost constantly raining thanks to its proximity to the ocean, the Cliffs of Moher have sustained a characteristic salt-bleaching to the wood using the erect the stadium, and it's image is iconic to even the newest fan. Created to appease Irish teams, who otherwise had to join their English brethren to practice, this stadium is the newest & most controversial, given it was almost entirely funded by the owner of the reigning champions, the Ballycastle Bats, and tends to cater to that particular team's strengths.

ILKLEY MOOR, ILKLEY - The most sacred of all pitches, Ilkley Moor is the oldest Quidditch pitch known to the British and Irish Leagues. As such, the sport's most ceremonial games (such as the season opener, National Team try-outs, World Cup matches, and regular season championships) are hosted here. Prime seats in the stands are passed down through generations rather than auctioned off each season, and many fans will quickly tell you that if they can only attend one game per season, they'll be at Ilkley Moor, no matter the team.

YORKSHIRE MOOR, YORKSHIRE - Ah yes, everyone's least favorite pitch. Given Britain's limited landmass and borderline overpopulation, there are few places remote enough to support full-scale Quidditch games, and Yorkshire made the most unfortunately sacrifice: volume. Located close to muggle communities, Yorkshire pitch is known for drawing muggle attention, and after several close-calls, the Ministry has resolved to only use Yorkshire Moor for low-level games expected to draw small crowds. Starting or ending your season at Yorkshire Moor is the largest insult game schedulers may inflict upon players and fans alike.

ELLIS MOOR, LONDON - Unlike its competitors, there is nothing particularly special about Ellis Moor except that it doesn't technically exist on Muggle maps, despite the fact that it hosts the most practices of the season. Protected by a city overhead, Ellis Moor is a nod to where Quidditch has come from, rather than being the exact location of where it is. Connected to Quidditch Central headquarters, the Ellis Moor stadium is an underground pitch that uses the most advanced hiding charms to keep it protected from the Muggles being transported overhead. Much like a Muggle sportsdome, the inside is bare-bones, just the necessities, as most teams cycle through its stands whenever they have a game in the area, with their own equipment in tow. Since it is the home to any team for practices, it often has the most quarrels over scheduling - the partial necessity to have Quidditch headquarters right nearby. Some may even say the bureaucracy draws more blood than the scrimmages at Ellis Moor. However, it is large enough to allow up to (2) teams practicing at the same time - which has its own drawbacks, for sure.

𝚃𝙴𝙰𝙼 𝙰𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙶𝙽𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃𝚂:

Note: Due to limited secluded locations across Britain and Ireland, teams have been barred from establishing their own pitches. Instead, they select their pitch from the five official Moorland Pitches, above. Teams select their pitch according to their rank at the end of the prior season. Some teams select based upon location, some based upon the ease of scheduling practices and likelihood of muggle interference. This season's selections are listed below. Strikethrough team's are not open for application ( yet ! ).

CLIFFS OF MOHER: Ballycastle Bats (1), Kenmare Kestrals (5), Pride of Portree (6)

ILKLEY MOOR: Montrose Magpies (3), Banchory Bangers (7), Wigtown Wanderers (12)

YORKSHIRE MOOR: Appleby Arrows (2), Holyhead Harpies (9), open slot

EXMOOR: Puddlemere United (8), Caerphilly Catapults (10), Wimbourne Wasps (11)

BODMIN MOOR: Tutshill Tornadoes (4), Falmouth Falcons (13), Chudley Cannons (14)

ELLIS MOOR: OPEN TO ALL

[nicholasthepunisher]

ok i've been wanting to get into the lisa series but like. there's so many games and i have no clue what the order of the games are so do u think u could help me with the order of the games/routes?

well tbh i feel like the games can all be played independently of each other, with a few exceptions such as specifically playing the painful before the joyful since the latter’s a DLC for that game and expands the story (i mean you’ll likely do that anyway seeing as the painful is required for the joyful to work lol). lisa the first i think isn’t that essential to play but it’s definitely worth at least reading up on for the sake of the lore, seeing as the protagonist of that game is lisa and what happens to her is pretty cataclysmic to brad’s story in the painful

fan games such as the hopeful and the pointless (the only ones i can comment about since they’re the only ones i’ve really played so far) are separate and involve their own unique stories so you can play them in whatever order you like!

so if u wanna be chronological: the first -> the painful -> the joyful. the hopeful and the pointless can be played completely independently of the core 3 games

wrt routes, i can’t really help you there.. considering for the most part choosing to take joy or not doesn’t really make that much of a difference in the painful/the joyful endings iirc. but i do know playing on pain mode reveals some more information about the story that a normal run wouldn’t give you.

as for the hopeful, there are multiple endings you can get that are pretty different to each other that depend on who you decide you want in your party/who in the party you give joy to if you decide to do so/what difficulty you’re playing on ect., but you don’t have to play them in any specific order! i don’t wanna spoil anything for you so just i’ll tell you this now: during a run that’s sans rodriguez, while at the sportsdome, choosing either all the top dialogue options, or all the bottom dialogue options when prompted to talk to your friends in between rounds yield different results that are crucial for determining who you end the game with. selecting all top options ends with lanks, and all bottom options ends with clyde. selecting whatever you want ends with beltboy.

and for the pointless i……. don’t know. i haven’t finished that one yet :/