#spritesy aus

[icyfox17]

a dsmp au but the only difference is that pogtopia!wilbur’s arc is similar to ken’s in the barbie movie. like he’s anxiously pacing through the ravines of pogtopia and suddenly he breaks out into song about how manberg is a patriarchy of horses or something

IM SCREAMIFNF???@*KDJFKFOFKGGKG WHAT IS THIS AHAHAHDJGKGKDLFLLG

[icyfox17]

this is definitely my sleep deprivation talking but superhero au where wilbur has to release an apology video for doing something dumb or whatever and he gets sbi’s new media organiser, tommy, to do it for him. tommy starts the video by playing very loud 2014 royalty free music and saying “hey every pony! i just wanted to say… i’m sorry.” and then the royalty free music completely cuts off and is replaced by a horror chord sound effect and the room darkens and tommy shines a flashlight under his face. and that’s the whole video. just three minutes of tommy staring at the screen and then it fades to black with an extremely loud jacksepticeye-esque outro 😭

WHAT SJFGKFKKGKGG ????@??@? IM SO CONFUSED BY THIS SPRITESY 😭😭😭

[icyfox17]

*bursts through the floor covered in dust and wood chippings* i want to drop a building on ine of our au!tommys. thoughts? (/hj)

HELLOOFOFJFKDKFKGKK

Yes.

LMFAODJFJF

Ohmygod imagine it's fucking db!Tommy tho like. Like. I'd cry. Idk if I wanna angst him That badly BUT OHMYGOD LAST NIGHT TOMMY HOWEVER . THE AU THATS BASICALLY SPIDERINNIT AND LOKIBUR. I THINK THAT WOULD FIT PERFECTLY

[icyfox17]

superhero fic where sbi are on a straight up MANHUNT for this little vigilante that they met a few months ago (who slowly became one of them), but things get weirder and weirder the more they investigate his sudden disappearance. why is it that some random vigilante who barely anyone knew about is so important to be flown under the radar by the government? why is it that the number one hero has been slowly taking more and more vacation days? why is the hero committee suddenly so silent? and why the everloving fuck did they get an invite to the hero’s upcoming banquet? (can you tell that i’ve been randomly inspired by the latest qsmp events with phil being locked up?? anyway… that comes into play at some point, but it’s all of sbi)

SIR. YOU CANNOT JUST COMPARE QPHIL A CAGE FOR A CAGE TO HERO SBI OGMGHODHSODJFKGF IM GONNA SCREAM /POS

[icyfox17]

i wanted to write this, but my brain isn’t thoughting, so im just gonna tell you <3

tommy makes his english teacher, phil, chocolate chip cookies because he associates them with his childhood. whenever he felt down, he always made choc chip cookies because they were the easiest for him to bake. he’s had the homemade recipe memorised from the day he could read. it’s as if it’s ingrained into the palm of his hand, or a photograph in his brain. he knows the exact right way to make them, where they feel and taste like home—and that’s how phil makes him feel. like he’s home. he’s not had one that’s really “stuck” since he was a kid, long before the foster system, but phil is there for him when others aren’t.

techno gets biscottis. it seems weird at first, really, but it’s a bit of a funny and a personal thing. tommy had overheard techno mention in general conversation that one of his favourite desserts was, weirdly, biscottis—his mother used to make them. they were her favourites, too, and apparently whenever phil would make himself and wilbur dessert, she would make herself and techno their biscottis (phil and wilbur find them “blasphemous” /j). weirdly enough? one of tommy’s foster parents had a deep love for biscottis, so much so that he learned how to make a very specific kind at a young age. unfortunately it’s not the same kind that techno’s mum used to make, but it still tastes like love.

for wilbur, tommy makes a batch of chocolate peanut butter brownies. another staple of tommy’s childhood, really, the only new thing is the peanut butter. he’s always enjoyed it, even though he has a huge intolerance for it, and he’s noticed that wilbur likes it a lot as well. wilbur’s a bit of an enigma to him, so tommy decided to make him a dessert that he’s only made a few times beforehand. it was a complicated process (really, how hard is it to add peanut butter to a recipe one already knows by heart?) but he thinks that he did a decent job. wilbur seems to think so, too.

AKA: tommy’s love language is gift giving, and he cares about sbi very, very much :(

Awwww this is so lovely toms eueueu :( I love it sm sobs

[icyfox17]

college au where tommy is a new graduate that is very much exhausted and very much would rather just Not go to college and work the rest of his life making minimum wage, but he wants to try, at least. he takes a few courses with the scholarship he’s been able to scrape up and tries to power through them. most of them are what he expects them to be—boring credits attributing towards his eventual degree for his major, but his creative writing class feels different. there’s a way that the professor talks about literature and poetry like it’s something different. it’s not the same way english teachers in tommy’s past did—there’s no emphasis on random notes that poets made in the sidelines of their poetry, and there’s no boringly long discussions on how a two-sentence long poem is so impactful—no. instead, there’s discussions of works that make people feel something. there’s discussions about novels that they’ll be reading in the upcoming future, and about assignments that are supposed to invoke a sort of emotional response. nostalgia, bitterness, contentment, anguish; whatever it is, prof. soot encourages them to feel it, experience it, then put it into words. plus, he lets them watch films in class (and lets tommy fall asleep during some of them), so arguably? the greatest prof ever. (not to mention he seems to take great concern towards tommy, who routinely looks on the borderline of collapse in every class, so there is that as well).

OUGHOUDHSJDGJDJDGKF IM GONNA CRY

Spritesy my prof was talking about how like . You can write whatever you want but a reminder that this Is a public course and that as an instructor he has the responsibility to ensure everyone's safety and if he suspects you're in danger he has to do something about it aND OOOHH MY GOD DUDEEE I JUST KEPT THINKING ABOUT PROF!WILBUR CLOCKING ON TOMMYS DEPRESSION FROM HIS WRITING AND OFFERING A SAFE SPACE IN HIS OFFICE HOURS AND AND AND-- *gunshots*

[icyfox17]

another little tracklist hc for you because i’m exceptionally ill today. for “bring your father to school” day, tommy decides to bring phil. he had thought about bringing wilbur and announcing to everyone “this is my big bro, wil! we don’t have a dad, but he’s just as cool!” but wilbur had talked him out of it, both because he was probably going to burst into introverted flames if he went, and because he, unfortunately, had a big meeting he had to attend that day, anyways. so tommy drags phil along without really telling him anything about it, and phil shows up to his school carrying a plastic box of cookies that kristin made (again: still blissfully unaware of what’s going on, and thinking that maybe it’s just a simple school event that wil couldn’t make), when tommy’s teacher comes up to him and goes, “oh my goodness, you must be thomas’s father! it’s so wonderful to meet you, i hadn’t been aware that he’d been living with anyone but his older brother!” and phil FREEZES. he pauses, then, purely because he can’t stop seeing tommy’s puppy dog eyes behind the teacher practically saying *just go with it,* he slowly begins to nod and sticks his hand out to shake her hand. “yep! i’m phil, tommy’s father. definitely. here’s some cookies my wife made!” LMAAAOOO

OHMYGLDHDKGKF WHY WOULD U SAY THJS TO ME OHGKDHFKG

and bc I'm mentally ill . hear me out. next time the teacher sees Wilbur she just goes "wow, your father is such a sweet man" and Wilbur just goes ??@?@?#?$ IM SCREAMING WHY WOULD U SAY RHIS TO MEEE I'M NOT GONNA STOP THINKING AHOUT THIS FORVER ROHKUDOD OHKHHDOFJDKK TOMMY IS SUCH A LIL SHIT I LOVE HIMNDJFJGKFFJDJDJSJDKGKFK EXPLODINGGGG

tracklist the only au ever sfjfkg

[icyfox17]

popping in here to say that hygge!sandduo definitely go on late night drives where phil lets wilbur lay down in the back seat and just listen to the ambience of the radio and the sound of the road beneath them. sometimes, he’ll even turn into a mcdonald’s or a wendy’s to grab wilbur something small but sustaining from there (especially on the days where wilbur’s thoughts are too fast, and he can’t quite get them to stay in one place). phil is always quiet on these nights, only going on small tangents about his minecraft world when wilbur asks for something other than the music and general noises to combat the silence. he does his best to offer as much help and assistance as he can, and it makes me sick in the head <3

SOBBING MY EYES OUT

HYGGE SANDDUO ARE THE ONLY ONES EVER SOBS

[icyfox17]

can you imagine smpearth!phil meeting dsmp!phil, osmp!phil, and qsmp!phil? 😭 i think he would collapse when they all told him that they’re fathers in his other lives. he’d probably turn to dust when qsmp!phil turns and says “yeah, i’m a father of like, six” LMAOOOO

LMAODJFKG OHMUGOF HE SO WOULD THOUGH BRO 😭😭😭

At least him and dsmp phil would shake hands on anarchy, dsmp!phil would tell him about doomsday and hed go ayooo

OUHGHDJFKF IMAGINE HIM FINDING OUT ABOUT WIKBUR THOUGH LMAOO HED JUST BE LIKE "the kid i used psychological warfare against and made him think his dog was dead IS UR SON?"

[icyfox17]

mildly upset about spider-man again for absolutely no reason. anyway! spiderinnit being petrified of drowning to the point where he doesn’t go near large bodies of water without having a slight panic attack. i’m not sure what au this would tie into but yeah. something something tubbo always making sure that, when they’re hanging out, they never go to the pier or anything, or when he’s being the “guy in the chair” for tommy, he ensures (via maps) that he doesn’t have to go near the ocean or large lakes or anything while he’s patrolling

OGUHOGO :((( BAWLS MY EYES OUT WTFWFAWIOEFJWAE CLINGYDUO MAKE ME ILL !!! ILL I TELL YOU !!!

[icyfox17]

crimeboys au but wilbur’s an expert sword fighter who grew up learning from his father (alongside his older brother, who seemed to grasp the concept more). where techno’s sword movements are more precise, akin to a pirate’s, wilbur’s are like a dance, or a prince’s, in a strange way. he’s very fluid, where techno is straight and to the point. however, he isn’t a paladin, or even a rogue like techno ends up becoming—instead, he becomes a bard, and travels the world producing songs instead of defeating enemies. he makes a friend at one point, a kid named tommy who is on almost every single wanted poster posted on trees from manberg to fuckin’ kinoko kingdom. at first, he’s very much opposed to helping the kid stowaway in the boat he takes to travel between countries and continents, but upon realising that tommy is one of the rarest kinds of witches (main character tommy moment, but he’s also a healer??), wilbur decides Why The Hell Not LMAAOOO. (also, add on to the point that wilbur has run away from his home due to his dislike towards his family name: people always attribute “wilbur craft” towards the crafts, who are marksmen with their swords and have created such ruthless displays during the fights in the pits, so he goes by will soot on the road. he doesn’t hate his family, he just wants to be his own, separate person and is afraid he wouldn’t be accepted if he was). also to just Tie Everything Together, im going to make it where phil and techno possibly know tommy. maybe dream, the guy that’s searching for tommy, has spoken to them before, and that’s how they’ve met tommy? they saw him working for dream and were like “wtf”? OOOH maybe IT WAS THEM WHO HELPED TOMMY ESCAPE TK BEGIN WITH but unfortunately something caused a whole predicament/shebang when tommy escaped so he wasn’t able to go with them or seek the shelter they were providing and ended up getting lost??? idk. something something, they’re family, something something, wilbur AND tommy centric, something something… i hope this makes a bit of sense bc i won’t lie to you, i am DEAD exhausted lmaaooo

OMGGG YESYEYSYESYYSYSEYSYYESYE THIS IS SO GOOD SPRITESY YOOO I LOVE THIS SO MUCHH

[icyfox17]

small little tracklist headcanon where wilbur does his best to pack tommy really cute and assembled lunches for school but isn’t exactly the best at it. he turns to niki for help (since she’s a baker and absolutely phenomenal at making cakes look more than pristine), but she redirects him to the last person he’d ever think to ask: techno. the best part? techno is absolutely fucking *brilliant* at assembling cute lunches, even going as far as to cut tommy’s PB&Js into animal shapes, knowing he doesn’t like the crusts, or chucking in an extra biscuit in there when wilbur isn’t looking. it ends up with techno always showing up to tommy’s school with the kid’s goofy little spider-man lunch box in hand, a freshly made lunch inside :(( god i’m so deranged

AWWWWWWWWWWW THATS SO DHFKSOFJFK WTFFF:((( IM GOING TO CRYYSWUEIFODJFKFDF WAILING BAWLING SOBBING OHKYGODHDJSISFHDKDHFJFK

[icyfox17]

sbi modern au where tommy moves into a small town and manages to get a job at the local coffee shop, “ghoulish treats.” he intends on living low for a little while due to a few incidents in his past. unfortunately, he quickly gets swept up in a strange feud that his boss, wilbur, has with the owner of the other coffee shop “snowfall café,” located across the street. the owner of snowfall is convinced that they will get more sales than l’manberg, effectively running them out of business by the end of the month. tommy can’t help but get involved.

Why would u say this to me /pos

[icyfox17]

au where it’s sandduo and there’s kid Wilbur, and kid Wilbur just ran away from the orphanage. phil found him by the bins one day, trying to dumpster dive for something to eat or sell. he tried to get him to stop, offering him some food, but Wilbur was initially skeptical. so, Phil took him to a local Chinese takeout place and gave the dumplings to Wilbur. Wilbur said thank you, slightly confused about the man’s “true intentions,” and left.

then, it became a routine. Phil would buy something for him, and Wilbur would take it and leave. eventually, they started dining in at restaurants together, and they got to know each other. Wilbur started ranting about history and geography to Phil, having picked up scraps of knowledge from stolen textbooks and schooling. so, one day, after another meal at a Chinese restaurant, Phil took Wilbur to a museum. it was the happiest he’s ever seen Wilbur. when they return from the museum, Wilbur is sleepy and about to pass out. silently, Phil promises Wilbur that one day, when he gets the money, they will travel the world together. Wilbur hears him vaguely as he’s drifting off, and he doesn’t even flinch at the hidden implication that they will still be there, together, for years to come

KID WILBUR!?#?@?#?%?$?$ WYAHETFHCUVODJDJFKF WYDGDFHGJFJGK WYFGWGR HOW DID U KNOW HOW DID U KNOW . ARE U IN MY HOUSE WTF

What the fuck anon whose name definitely doesnt start with an A, WHATHREUCKKKK HOW THE FUCK DID U SMACK CAM ME SO HARD IM GONNA EXPLODEODJGKGOGJG BITC BITCH BITCH FUCK UU FUCK UU

[icyfox17]

Tommy frowns as he presses the landline against his ear, uncertain that he’d heard the person on the other end properly. It’s two-thirty in the morning, and he’s been working all day, so he hopes that they can cut him some sort of slack—despite working at one of the more elegant hotels, he is on the graveyard shift. Nobody really shows up at this time.

"I'm sorry, sir, can you repeat that?" he questions, using his best customer service voice.

The person on the other line—whose existence Tommy is doubting with every passing second—lets out a loud, exasperated sound. "I need a hotel room with a king sized bed and a decently sized bathroom as soon as physically possible. Preferably? Now."

"Sir, it is two thirty in the morning on a Thursday. I don't know what the fuck you want me to do here."

"Look," the man growls into the phone. Tommy raises an eyebrow. "If you don't do as I say right now, I will come to your establishment and make you. Understand?"

Tommy rolls his eyes and hangs up the phone. Maybe someone up in HR will deal with this situation because honestly, he doesn't get paid enough.

coughs sputters. rando au for you!!!

OWOWOWODODODODJDIIFGKFBABRKBAKEBAKEBESKSBJRBDKEBRKEBDJF OH MY GOSHHHH

SPRITESY WRITING SPRITEYS WRITING SPRITEYS WRITIGNGNFBAKRBEKEBRKBRKRBFKG

Can I has more details? :000

[icyfox17]

can you fart so hard that your balls explode? asking for a friend

So like this could very well be beanz but i saw the sandduo au COMBINED WITH THIS and went "oh my fucking god spritesy got tumblr" I HAVENT EVEN CHEFKED THE DOC YET KING IM SORRY I WAS OUT AT THE BEACH W MY FRIEND

Also ya u can ik this bc my friend tom had this happen to vaem, it was really sad i cried a billion tears 😢