#spy!gax au

[wisteriagoesvroom]

oh aso same anon that just word vomited in your asks. card shark max YES dealer georgie YES yes yes YES everything about that is so immensely good max just smirking and flirting with billionaires and god he really should be wearing a tie but he’s not and george can’t bring himself to complain

GAX ANONS GET A ROOM (AND BRING ME W U) OK

max should be wearing a tie… stop headcanoning things that are so delicious…. like don’t stop…. but really now….

what if. their shirts rumpled and max smells like cigars and velvet, them crashing against expensive furniture while they make out… george saying “screw the fucking potted plant i’ll have that replaced by tomorrow” and max just laughs in his mouth… max on his knees on the carpet talking smack about how “i can’t believe you it took you so long to catch on, i was trying to get your attention you know”… george going red and angry because he’s like “obviously i knew but i was waiting for you to slip up first”. max unbuckling george’s belt and shaking his head because “that’s your problem george. i never slip up”.

the city lights up beneath them, winking and teasing and full of promise. a whole city of torrid secrets outside to match the whisper that’s been building between them all this time. they could be anyone really, just two avatars with false identities and fake names. but they’ve chosen to share real ones.

they know nothing about each other. except george understands all of max’s tells by now, the way he shifts his shoulders before a feint, max’s drink orders - always a martini with something unexpected in it. and max understands that finding errant data in known patterns and fixing it is something george lives off of, breathes like air… so max takes his twisted game a little far because it’s been so long since someone truly challenged him that way and understood him at that level.

and this is a game too, the one between them, the cat and a mouse. maybe george could finally be winning at this one. he can bring information about max back to toto, limping with it between his teeth. he has him here.

except the city’s twinkling outside. it’s probably beautiful but george doesn’t really absorb any of it. maybe he’s been in the game too long now. because all he sees is max’s blue eyes, all supplicating, peering up in the half dark. terror strikes at the core of him, because this could be awful, and even worse, it could even close to real…

ANYWAY IDK WHERE ALL THAT CAME FROM BUT HERE’S WONDERWALL!!!!!! Y’ALL ARE CRAZY BUT SIKE IM CRAZY TOO!

[wisteriagoesvroom]

i made fun of you for the gax brain parasite and now i have it too… ‘i would poison your tea’ they’re spies your honour and max is over on assignment from the dutch intelligence agency bc he’s sooo good and he’s sooo talented and georgie is trying his very hardest to live up to lewis (bc everyone knows lewis. he’s lewis. he’s mi5 god save the queen do you know how much i’m worth personified) and he’s lumped with this dutch ASSHOLE who is somehow so insanely good at his job and makes fun of george for the smallest things and at least lewis was NICE to him and george can’t even complain to everyone bc they all love max and max is so nice or whatever and cut to him having a classic george moment in a cupboard in headquarters and no it’s not a breakdown no lewis’ offhand comment didn’t get to him at ALL and max finds him and is like mate please this is embarrassing for both of us that im here but mostly you so please of course pull it together that would be lovely. screaming match ensues. insert princess here. hot hate sex. toto doesn’t get why they’re somehow WORSE and better and is definitely not looking at the fact that george’s shirt is slightly too big on him and has a dutch flag on the cuff…

“gax brain parasite” as if U did not put the fear of god gax into ME, an innocent bystander!! brainrot so deep now my hair’s basically medusa!!

this idea is bigbrained btw. huge. i love that we have three gax AUs (casino!gax, gourmand!Gax and now spies!gax) cooking at once now. the power of one giant idiot brain cell ur honour

editing to add that the dutch flag on the cuff made me need to go chew something. so thanks, anon.

[wisteriagoesvroom]

another gax anon here. luv your aus. could go for an engineer driver one (either way round) or like an actor one or a spy one or a michelin kitchen or- *gunshot*

hi anon omg yours are so epic hahaha but unfortunately i just cracked myself up thinking about coder max having an absolutely dreadful time with landlord george and idk why it’s sending me rn

or like, old colleagues who run into each other on the train and have an ill-advised handjob in the bathroom

for some reason i also crack myself up at them warring at a school PTA thing and being way too intense about their kids’ school lunches

and for some reason. priests. unfortunately i probably don’t know enough about rites and stuff to do that one but it’s funny to me

OMG max as a card shark and george is the head of security trying to nab him!!!!

thank u for getting the roulette going