#squidward's father... never hugged him!! ISN'T THAT SAD?!?!

[t00thpasteface]

ideologically i don't agree with mister squidward tentacles but he did go off with his utter lack of company loyalty and his rigid insistence on getting paid overtime for performing any duties outside of his job description

[armorabs]

okay. you know in the episode where spongebob and squidward are convinced that mr krabs is a robot so spongebob tries saying shit to make mr krabs emote in a way that proves hes NOT a robot? and hes like, "squidward's father never hugged him, isn't that sad?" and mr krabs is just like "i suppose that is quite sad. but he can hug himself on his break" or whatever?

squidward immediately gets mad at spongebob for this and says his father loved him very much. i take that to mean that squidwards dad DID hug him and hes not happy with spongebob lying about him. but you know what i think? i think mr krabs is the one who was never hugged by his dad. he got hugs from his grandpa (we see this) possibly got hugs from his uncle (no evidence of this but its believable) but i dont think he ever got hugs from his dad and he recognizes the idea should be sad but it's just how it was for him

[spongebob-autisticquestions]

Hey mr. Krabs, Squidward's father never hugged him isn't that sad?

Yes I suppose that is rather sad. But Squidward can hug himself during his break! Now get back to work!

[jokerasylum91]

SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: [runs up to the counter again] What? What is it, boy?

SpongeBob: Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad? [pretends to cry]

Mr. Krabs: *Cold AF* Yes, I suppose that is rather sad, but Squidward can hug himself during his break! Now get back to work

[morbidmanatee]

Squidward's father, never hugged him. Isn't that sad?

Let me play you a sad song on the world's smallest violin

[freecake4all]

Squidward's father never hugged him? Isn't that sad?

Yes, I suppose that is rather sad, but Squidward can hug himself during his break, now get back to work!

[purpleplatypusbear21]

Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad?

Really?  Is that canon?  That’s tragic : (  Poor Squidward.