#squish. does this to ur admins

[aceofintuition]

[thoughts-on-bangtan]

Do you think BigHit pays attention to how much things to show to be able to "please" each ship, esp the maknae ships? For example, If a run ep/any content showed a little bit more of vmin, it will somehow highlight jikook or taekook next. For sure, the boys are not faking their interactions, but do u think BigHit consciously monitor these interactions and edit it in a way that can avoid violent reactions from diff ship groups? Sorry I cannot word this ask well. 😕 I'd love to hear ur thoughts.

Thank you so much for the amazing question! And your wording was really good and clear so don’t worry about that.

I think the first major thing we need to remember is that BH is a company, and a company’s main purpose, above all else, is to generate revenue. Which isn’t a bad thing in this case seeing as, depending on how much BH makes, so do the members since their contracts, compared to others in the same industry, have some great percentages in their favor.

With that in mind, the answer to your question is a very simple and straight forward yes. BH monitors and plans things accordingly to please (paying) costumers, in the context of this answer, shippers. Fan service and showing certain interactions in certain ways are a great marketing tool that every idol agency uses for decades now, it isn’t anything new or revolutionary in any shape or form, though it’s clear that the type of fan service the BTS members do nowadays has changed in comparison to earlier years, like Jimin being required to perform shirtless at an award show.

In the context of this answer when using “ship”, I simply mean two members interacting with each other and are liked together by a certain community of people, and not actual pairs that have (in my opinion) chances or signs of being real (in a romantic sense) at all, except for vmin and namjin, since those are the only two we see as fulfilling that criteria of romantic potential and are the only two we focus on on this account. But that at large is a post/discussion for another time.

When it comes to showing different interactions between ships, or even really any kind of duo or trio in the group, editing and what does and doesn’t get shown certainly plays a role and follows some kind of idea as well. A good example of that would be how following the release of Dynamite there was a bigger “focus” on J*k*ok, seeing as they had their own moment together in the choreography and we were shown more of their interactions/”moments” in content around that time. But, while that satisfied one major ship and its devotees, it didn’t satisfy another, so it needed to be balanced out. Which is exactly what BH did.

More below the cut since this got a little long:

If you look at the Break the Silence: Persona movie commentary done by the members, the maknaes sit together in the middle of the sofa (and the screen) with JK between vmin, meaning that both major ships could pay attention to their two members and be “pleased” at the same time by any and all interactions or “moments”. A counter argument to moments involving all three of them working in a positive manner would be the Dynamite performance at Jimmy Fallon (x) that ended with the members skating around on roller-skates where at one point the maknaes were together, JK holding Tae’s wrist while Jimin had his hands on Tae’s hips (?). It was a cute and funny moment of them just helping Tae since he can’t skate, but it caused a plethora of negative/awful reactions among those who ship one and the other “main” maknae ship with, in both cases, either Jimin or Tae being on the receiving end of awful accusations, insults, and alike. Then again, to balance out J*k*ok Dynamite content, we can look at the BE-hind Story video where JK and Tae sat together and were seen interacting more, while Jimin interacted more with Yoongi, where Yo*nm*n is also a rather popular ship.

Perhaps it sounds mean or calculated or like I’m badmouthing other ships as just “tools”, but the thing we have to keep in mind is that every piece of content is planned in a certain manner (BTS are seven people after all so you can’t just tell them to do something and hope it’ll just magically work out somehow), is filmed by a giant crew of staff from stylists to PDs and lighting crews, and while there are certainly also genuine interactions between the members, simply because they enjoy spending together and interacting, being close and have no issue touching each other etc, many of these things are not really anything that would really count as “intimate” moments due to the nature of the content itself. But shippers oftentimes ignore that in favor of enjoying whatever content of their ship they are given, which makes sense, as vminnies and namjinists we do too, but we also know that BH certainly has a hand in what is and isn’t shown, and the way in which it is shown.

Look at the trailer for Memories of 2019 and the famous J*k*ok moment that was front and center. From a marketing standpoint it was a genius move since it made sure that shippers would go and buy the DVD regardless of its price. Look at what we’ve gotten for Winter Package 2021 so far, J*k*ok being playful in the trailer, T*ek*ok squished together in the picture on IG, and J*k*ok next to each other, along with Seokjin, in the preview pictures on Weverse. Of course, there was also a picture of Yoongi and Hoseok together (a popular ship) as well as Namjoon with Yoongi and Namjoon with Tae (far less popular), but those three aren’t really selling arguments the way the major maknae ships are. Even vmin isn’t, seeing as the vmin community is much, much smaller than the other two maknae ships, and also vmin moments are often times written off as ‘friends’ interacting anyway and thus not taken seriously (or being paid attention to), if you know what I mean.

(Admin 1: I, for one, would really love to own the 5th Muster DVD because I love the concert itself but also because the famous vmin dancing together to Spring Day sequence is immortalized in picture form in the photobook, so I’m not innocent or “different” in any way since I fall for this marketing stuff just as much as everyone else.)

But on the other hand, there’s also content that isn’t as controlled by BH as pre-recorded and edited videos or DVD’s, as in their vlives or live content, like the BE/LGO release day vlive in pajamas where, sure, the members were given a general plan of what they’ll be doing and a timeframe for it, but certain things seemed more spur-of-the-moment and unplanned, like the vmin lipstick moment (Tae putting on the lipstick was planned, but the final executions likely wasn’t) and the way the other members reacted to it. Or things they do at concerts, which some of it is surely also rehearsed and planned, we saw Hoseok ask JK if he’d do a heart with him at some point during one of the concerts, as example, or Tae and Seokjin planning their typical moment that happened at every concert, but other ones are more in the moment and not controlled.

When it comes to concert DVDs, that is again a different story seeing as a camera can only show as much at a time, so the editors are presented all the footage from the concert and then decide which to show and which not. So, if we see an interaction between JK and Hoseok, for example, at the same time somewhere else Namjoon might be dancing with Seokjin or vmin could be doing something, but we’d simply never know since they can’t show us everything.

That, in a way, is also the case with actual concerts where there’s a difference, somewhat, between concerts that get filmed for DVDs or streamed online, and those that are not. Something that comes to mind would be a vmin moment during Best of Me in Busan on the day that didn’t get filmed where they skipped the first half of the choreography and vmin stood together, half of that sequence being just visible in the background while JK is the primary focus of the cameras that are shown on the side screens, and this whole thing only happened this one time and never again. (x) That’s a moment that, in my opinion, isn’t planned, or other similar moments where vmin change the choreographies (even if just a little) to do something together, like during Spring Day during WINGS Tour Final where Jimin adjusted his solo moment so that he ended up in front of Tae. (x)

There’s also this whole mythos I’ve heard/read about a lot about how supposedly at some of the not filmed Japanese concerts (where I’m not sure if people mean LY:SY or just LY) had some crazy moments between the members (in the sense of “ship” moments and alike) BUT I couldn’t find any proof of that, so if someone perhaps knows anything about this, let me know.

Finally, there’s also things like Bon Voyage and In the SOOP which, you’d expect that they would be less edited and less controlled, but even here a selection takes place of which scenes are shown and which are not. Something I find interesting is how the first half of In the SOOP feels very different to how the second half does when they return to the house after being gone for a few days. In the first half vmin (as well as namjin) seemed to “satellite” around each other and interact much more, playing ping pong or doing things together in some shape or form, but in the second half that was (nearly) completely gone and neither interacted much with each other, if at all. We even had Jimin who outright refused to join Tae and Hoseok on their car adventure, or we saw Seokjin wake up Namjoon to go jogging yet never got to see said jogging happening (if it did happen, that is).

So, to sum all of this up: Yes, BH definitely monitors and guides the way certain things are and aren’t shown in order to achieve certain things or avoid certain reactions, though it’s a complex balancing act and doesn’t always work out. There are things that are unplanned and not controlled, of course, but there’s also a fair amount of marketing play involved. 

After all BTS aren’t rookies anymore, instead they are giant household names and their actions and words move people, move money, and on top of that they are still idols, and part of what it means to be an idol is differentiating between your idol appearance/persona (so what we see in screen) and your personal private life, which is usually kept as secret as only possible. How much they themselves choose to share of their real selves and real feelings toward each other is up to them (as well as up to BH and how much they “allow��� them to/don’t edit out). But that, too, is a whole other discussion for another time.

[squishysvt]

SVT MTL: Dating Someone Chubby

Request: hi could i get a svt mtl?? mtl likely to date someone chubby/big. not suggesting any of them would like actively reject someone based on this but who might be into softer ppl/who wouldn't care either way. thank u!

A/N hi this took forever but work has been kicking my ass so im sorry ;; pls enjoy nonetheless! -Admin Madi

Most Likely Seungcheol Mingyu Vernon Hoshi DK Seungkwan Joshua Jun Wonwoo Jeonghan Woozi Minghao Dino Least Likely

Seungcheol honestly seems like the type of guy to maybe prefer someone overall more curvier or chubby. I think he would just really love the soft parts of your body and never forget to remind you of how beautiful you are^^

Mingyu would be the type of boyfriend to constantly take care of you, and I think dating someone chubby/bigger would be really ideal as he can constantly boost your confidence on low days and be the bestest bf you could ask for

Vernon wouldn’t really pay that much attention to weight imo, I think who you are as a person would be the most important as your appearance wouldn’t sway him. He would never say anything harmful ever either which would make for a super comfortable relationship.

Hoshi has the vibes of pure squish and loving someone chubby! like y’all he would love kissing your tum or wherever you carry your weight and poking his own cheeks afterwards and calling you smth cheesy like the squish couple lmao

DK is a man who can appreciate a good curve and having a bit of extra to love,, he would literally think the world of you and your size and would literally be so positive about everything.

Seungkwan is such a kind,sensitive person like weight wouldn’t even factor into his mind when it comes to ideal types of whatever so if you were bigger it wouldn’t even occur to him? like he wouldn’t compare you to others anyway he loves you just the way you are

Joshua, the household gentlemen who owns up to his name,,would absolutely love dating someone a bit heavier?? like dude can you just imagine him wrapping his arms around you from behind and just snuggling into you? kill me

Jun, another one who would constantly show you love and affection and be the sweetest guy on earth. One to want to be touching you constantly,,just having a hand on your thigh or lower back or even just his arm swung lazily across your tum,,jun loves the closeness

Wonwoo would use you as a cushion as he reads, falling asleep on you more often than not bc it was his intention all along as you will forever be his favorite thing to snuggle into,, sorry pillows i don’t make the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Jeonghan would probably steal your hoodies and oversized clothing and look absolutely adorable. you would steal his in return and you’d have this silent game between the two of you where you steal each others clothes until “oh theres nothing else left to take” and you just share that look with each other and smile and collapse into bed together

Woozi would straight up use you as his muse,,im not even kidding woozi dating someone chubby is such an aesthetic like he’ll be writing songs about your soft arms and thighs literally hit me with a shovel 

Minghao would defend you till the ends of the earth,,boy would he think the world of you,, he’d be the bf who takes millions of photos of you and have a folder called smth soft like “my baby” and have you in jeans that make ur thighs look rlly nice as his lock screen and wow not only does he love you but i do too

Dino is only on the bottom bc he’s still young and probably isn’t as open minded yet when it comes to ideals but as he ages he’ll see how gorgeous chubby can be and would take every opportunity ever to just remind you of how soft and lovable you are?? you got this boy shaking

[wrathofthelichwitch]

Anaheim California, October 2008.

***User "theLichKing" has entered the chat.*** [theLichKing]: Hey [theLichKing]: Anyone there? [theLichKing]: *drums fingers* ***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has entered the chat.*** [theLichKing]: Hey man. [Kel’Thuz4d]: my liege [theLichKing]: Listen, there's this thing I need you to do for me [Kel’Thuz4d]: anything my liege [Kel’Thuz4d]: what army must i lay to waste [Kel’Thuz4d]: whose lands shall i decimate for ur glory [theLichKing]: Um, yeah, I'm good on decimation for today. We're going to hold off on the decimation for, like, a week or so. [Kel’Thuz4d]: ok? [theLichKing]: I was thinking. How much trouble do you think it would be to have a thermostat installed in the Throne Room? [Kel’Thuz4d]: ... [Kel’Thuz4d]: y? [theLichKing]: It's really really cold in here. [theLichKing]: I'm Lord of the Scourge. I think I should get a thermostat. [Kel’Thuz4d]: no its a frozen throne [theLichKing]: Right [theLichKing]: See that's exactly what I'm talking about. The throne is frozen. The chair that I sit on all day? Literally a block of ice. [theLichKing]: It is so very, very cold. [theLichKing]: I actually cannot over-emphasize how cold I am on a daily basis. [Kel’Thuz4d]: but its supposed to be frozen [Kel’Thuz4d]: its the source of ur power [theLichKing]: About that. Can I get my power transferred to some other source? [theLichKing]: Something that isn't made out of ice that I then have to literally sit on? [theLichKing]: Someone dropped the ball there. [Kel’Thuz4d]: ok so like what should it be then [Kel’Thuz4d]: like a ring? [theLichKing]: A ring? [theLichKing]: Seriously, a ring. [theLichKing]: Do you _read_ history? [Kel’Thuz4d]: so what then [theLichKing]: I don't know. I'll think about it. Maybe an armoire. [Kel’Thuz4d]: armor? [theLichKing]: No, not armor. An armoire. The furniture. [theLichKing]: Oh but speaking of armor [theLichKing]: I have skulls on my kneecaps. [Kel’Thuz4d]: ok? [theLichKing]: No, it is _not_ okay. [theLichKing]: I have skulls. [theLichKing]: On my _kneecaps_. [Kel’Thuz4d]: well for the thermostat i think u need approval from a supervisor [Kel’Thuz4d]: ill just get kiljaeden in here and well sort it out [theLichKing]: No! [Kel’Thuz4d]: no its cool [theLichKing]: No, don't... [theLichKing]: Ugh, my old boss. I hate this guy. [theLichKing]: Ok I'll just...I'll act casual. Like old times. ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.*** [Killzone’jaeden]: This had better be important. [Kel’Thuz4d]: yeah lich king here just wants a warmer throne room is all [Killzone’jaeden]: Warmer? [theLichKing]: No it's really not necessary sir [Killzone’jaeden]: You want a warmer throne room? [Kel’Thuz4d]: yeah [theLichKing]: No [Kel’Thuz4d]: yeah he does [theLichKing]: I really don't. [Killzone’jaeden]: Ok sure let me just get right on that [Killzone’jaeden]: I actually know these guys, they're really great, literally made out of fire [Killzone’jaeden]: They could heat your room right up for you [Killzone’jaeden]: They're called the Burning Legion...why don't I just invite them to Azeroth so they can come and [Killzone’jaeden]: OH WAIT [Killzone’jaeden]: Someone's too busy being Chatty Cathy to PREPARE HIS WORLD FOR AN APOCALYPSE [theLichKing]: So sorry sir [Kel’Thuz4d]: hey cmon though its not like weve just been sitting around [Kel’Thuz4d]: were spreading plague and stuff [Kel’Thuz4d]: we totally spread a lot of plague [Kel’Thuz4d]: and dont forget the spider war [theLichKing]: Actually I wouldn't mention that... [Killzone’jaeden]: Oh yes. The "Spider War." [Killzone’jaeden]: The "war" where you spent ten years getting rid [Killzone’jaeden]: OF SPIDERS [Killzone’jaeden]: Check it out, I had a Mosquito War last night. Mosquito lands on me, I squish it. Done. Two seconds. [Killzone’jaeden]: Didn't take me ten years [Killzone’jaeden]: BECAUSE I'M NOT AN IDIOT [theLichKing]: Yes sir [theLichKing]: Very sorry sir. [theLichKing]: I'm on it. [Killzone’jaeden]: Y'know what, you know who else might want to hear about this [Killzone’jaeden]: Maybe I shold get Sargeras in here [Kel’Thuz4d]: sure [theLichKing]: NO! That's not necessary [Killzone’jaeden]: Hold on I'll go get him. ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.*** [theLichKing]: ARE YOU CRAZY [theLichKing]: "Sure"? Do you know who Sargeras actually is?? [Kel’Thuz4d]: i think so hes alliance right [theLichKing]: ... [Kel’Thuz4d]: horde? [theLichKing]: *headdesk* ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.*** [An00b’arak]: hay guise whats goin on in dis chat [Kel’Thuz4d]: sup [An00b’arak]: sup [Kel’Thuz4d]: sup [An00b’arak]: sup [Kel’Thuz4d]: whaaaazzzzaaaaaap [An00b’arak]: what are yoooooou doing [theLichKing]: GUYS [theLichKing]: SERIOUSLY [An00b’arak]: whats his problem [Kel’Thuz4d]: hes cold [An00b’arak]: well yeah he sits on a frozen throne inside of icecrown glacier with a sword named frostmorn [An00b’arak]: the name icecrown glacier can only imply that among glaciers, which are themselves made of ice, this one is especially icy [An00b’arak]: its possible there is some coldness involved [theLichKing]: _Thank_ you! [theLichKing]: Ok, so install me a thermostat pl0x. [Kel’Thuz4d]: uh boss ixnay on asking him to install stuff [An00b’arak]: what is that supposed to mean?? [Kel’Thuz4d]: uh [An00b’arak]: oh i get it [An00b’arak]: bc im an arachnid????? [An00b’arak]: and how could i possibly install a thermostat without thumbs [An00b’arak]: racist [Kel’Thuz4d]: no no no [Kel’Thuz4d]: well ok yeah how would that actually work [An00b’arak]: im sure i dont know...im just an arachnid [An00b’arak]: guess what im not ashamed of what i am [An00b’arak]: >8< spider pride ***User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.*** [Kel’Thuz4d]: thank god ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.*** [Kel’Thuz4d]: oh god [An00b’arak]: im lodging a formal protest [An00b’arak]: i am going to let every1 know the scourge is not an equal opportunity employer [An00b’arak]: and i am being discriminated against due to race [An00b’arak]: and species [An00b’arak]: and phylum [theLichKing]: Ok, look, there's no need to get upset [An00b’arak]: omg [An00b’arak]: dont apologize for him arthas ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.*** [Killzone’jaeden]: Sargeras is logging on now. [theLichKing]: Aw hell. [Killzone’jaeden]: Precisely. [theLichKing]: Listen, I wasn't complaining earlier, the temperature is fine... [An00b’arak]: kiljaeden?? [Killzone’jaeden]: Excuse me, who is this? I'm *Lord* Jaeden to anybody that's not a Dreadlord. [An00b’arak]: listen killy there is some phylumism going down in this piece [Killzone’jaeden]: Killy? Oh you do want to die don't you. [Killzone’jaeden]: Also does nobody capitalize anymore?! [Killzone’jaeden]: I didn't spend seven aeons feasting on the souls of the righteous just so I could play typing games with the functionally illiterate. [An00b’arak]: no im serious this is a real issue [Killzone’jaeden]: *What* is a real issue? [An00b’arak]: phylum [An00b’arak]: ism [Killzone’jaeden]: You best start talking some English [Killzone’jaeden]: Where the hell is Sargeras? [theLichKing]: Precisely. [Killzone’jaeden]: Don't get cute. [An00b’arak]: i am being discriminated against on the basis of my spinal condition [Killzone’jaeden]: What is your spinal condition? [An00b’arak]: i dont have 1 [Killzone’jaeden]: What? [An00b’arak]: im an arachnid [An00b’arak]: >8< spider power [Killzone’jaeden]: Hey LK I thought you squished all of them already. You spent ten years on these morons and you didn't even finish the job? [An00b’arak]: what [theLichKing]: Yeah I reanimated him. I'm the Lich King, it's sort of what I do. [Killzone’jaeden]: So you smashed a bunch of bugs [Killzone’jaeden]: And then you were like, [Killzone’jaeden]: "Huh! I sure would like to have those bugs back again!" [Killzone’jaeden]: Is your brain frozen or what? [theLichKing]: Ok that's kind of what I was getting at before. [Killzone’jaeden]: That you're an idiot? [An00b’arak]: ur horrible [An00b’arak]: ur a phylumist [Killzone’jaeden]: Oh no, I'm horrible. Why don't you go and tell all my demon friends how horrible I am. They will be shocked. [An00b’arak]: phylumist phylumist phulymst phylimist [An00b’arak]: that gets hard to type after a while though ***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "An00b'arak" from the chat.*** [Kel’Thuz4d]: thank god ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.*** [Kel’Thuz4d]: oh god [Kel’Thuz4d]: go back to your hole [theLichKing]: Yeah get out of here [Killzone’jaeden]: Go back to your hole, spider [An00b’arak]: p [An00b’arak]: h [An00b’arak]: y [Kel’Thuz4d]: lolwut [An00b’arak]: l [An00b’arak]: u [Killzone’jaeden]: Shut. Up. [An00b’arak]: m [Killzone’jaeden]: Dude get rid of this guy. [An00b’arak]: i ***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "An00b'arak" from the chat.*** ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.*** [An00b’arak]: sts ***User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.*** [Killzone’jaeden]: Finally [Killzone’jaeden]: Where the hell is Sargeras [theLichKing]: It's really not necessary, I withdraw my request completely. [Kel’Thuz4d]: no he wants armor [theLichKing]: An *armoire.* [theLichKing]: Of power. [Killzone’jaeden]: I cannot express how much I hate both of you. [Killzone’jaeden]: And this is coming from someone whose lungs are made out of solidified hate. ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.*** [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: hey everyone ^_^ [theLichKing]: How did you get in here?! [theLichKing]: This is a private chat! [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: lol :) [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: i hacked admin :) ***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "~*`Sylvanas'*~" from the chat.*** [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: lol lol lol [Killzone’jaeden]: TIE fighters [theLichKing]: What? [Killzone’jaeden]: Nothing. Can't you kick her out? [theLichKing]: I just tried [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: admin guys lol [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: :) ^___^ [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: oh plus i can chat under ur names check this out [theLichKing]: im a little girl and i like ponies lol [theLichKing]: What! I hate ponies! [Killzone’jaeden]: ROFLMAO [Kel’Thuz4d]: she hax0red you dude [theLichKing]: This isn't funny! [theLichKing]: i play with dolls [theLichKing]: and bake cookies with my mommy [theLichKing]: Untrue! I deny everything [Killzone’jaeden]: Hahaha [theLichKing]: Ok guys this is lame let's just go to a different chat room [Killzone’jaeden]: NO! [Killzone’jaeden]: We're waiting for Sargeras! [Killzone’jaeden]: It's next to impossible to get him into these things anyway [Killzone’jaeden]: I'm not going to confuse him [theLichKing]: im a little teapot short and stout [Killzone’jaeden]: Besides this is hilarious [Killzone’jaeden]: Sargeras is going to get here and you'll be singing about teapots...you'll get pwned [Killzone’jaeden]: Maybe he'll buy you a "pwny" [Killzone’jaeden]: Hahaha see what I did there [Kel’Thuz4d]: i dont get it [Kel’Thuz4d]: wait ok but thats dumb [Killzone’jaeden]: Wordplay. Look it up. [Killzone’jaeden]: i like to dress up like a girl [Killzone’jaeden]: Oh now she's doing it to me too [Killzone’jaeden]: i like to put on women's clothes [Killzone’jaeden]: and pretend im a woman ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has left the chat.*** [Killzone’jaeden]: and look at myself in the mirror all pretty [Killzone’jaeden]: and call myself the prettiest prettiest princess [theLichKing]: Umm she's not here anymore [theLichKing]: Are you just typing that stuff yourself? [Kel’Thuz4d]: ... [theLichKing]: ... [Killzone’jaeden]: ... [Killzone’jaeden]: WHERE THE HELL IS SARGERAS ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.*** [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: heeeeeee~ [Kel’Thuz4d]: omg wtf this sux [Kel’Thuz4d]: i have a dungeon to run [Kel’Thuz4d]: pcs are going to be like raiding me and shiz [theLichKing]: Oh please. The expansion is called "Wrath of the Lich King." It's got my _name_ in it. You don't think a few guilds are going to be farming me as soon as I'm a fightable boss? [theLichKing]: probably not because i suck so much [theLichKing]: DAMMIT SYLVANAS [Kel’Thuz4d]: ok and now my cat is 8fwhwe8ufhffweeexvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv [Kel’Thuz4d]: walking on my keyboard [Kel’Thuz4d]: hold on afk [theLichKing]: You have a cat? [theLichKing]: Seriously? [theLichKing]: You're a freaking skeleton lord. Why do you have a cat? [Killzone’jaeden]: Yeah why *do* you have a cat? [Kel’Thuz4d]: back, had to put the cat out [Kel’Thuz4d]: and ok [Kel’Thuz4d]: two things [Kel’Thuz4d]: first, cats are awesome [Kel’Thuz4d]: second, RACISM?? [Kel’Thuz4d]: "freaking skeleton lord" [Killzone’jaeden]: WTF is wrong with you people? [Kel’Thuz4d]: hey! what do you mean..."you people" [Killzone’jaeden]: What do YOU mean, "you people"? [Kel’Thuz4d]: hahahaha [Killzone���jaeden]: Hahahaha...Tropic Thunder, great movie. [Killzone’jaeden]: i like to poop [theLichKing]: ... [Killzone’jaeden]: Ok that one I actually did not say, that was Sylvanas that time [theLichKing]: ... [Killzone’jaeden]: No seriously this time it was her [Kel’Thuz4d]: "this time"? [Kel’Thuz4d]: wait so u really do like to wear womens clothes [theLichKing]: You are, in fact, the prettiest prettiest princess? [Killzone’jaeden]: No, of course not [Kel’Thuz4d]: do u have a panty drawer [Killzone’jaeden]: No! I wear boxers. With thorns on them. [Killzone’jaeden]: And skulls. [theLichKing]: Ok were the skulls on the kneecaps YOUR idea then?? [Killzone’jaeden]: Wait what? [Kel’Thuz4d]: yeah dont change the subject ***User "SARGERAS" has entered the chat.*** [SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUME ALL HTE WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!1 [SARGERAS]: I AM INVINICBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: I AM HTE DARK TITAN!!!111111!1! [Killzone’jaeden]: oh god [SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUM ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!1!!!!!! [theLichKing]: You actually said that already [Killzone’jaeden]: He spelled it different though. [Killzone’jaeden]: Dark Lord, there is an issue we need you to resolve [SARGERAS]: NOTHING CAN DEFET ME BECUASE I AM DEFEAT EVERONE!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: I AM SARGERAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: TEH DARK TIT AN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Killzone’jaeden]: Right [Killzone’jaeden]: But what we're going for is [theLichKing]: Yeah I'm confident he'll be able to resolve this [Killzone’jaeden]: The Lich King has this complaint... [SARGERAS]: I AM DESTORYING ALL WORLDS RIGT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: i wear little pink girly panties [Kel’Thuz4d]: omg [SARGERAS]: WHATTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [theLichKing]: hahahahaha [Kel’Thuz4d]: pwned [SARGERAS]: I DID NTO SAY THAT!11111111111111111111 [Kel’Thuz4d]: i dunno about you guys but im kinda turned on right now [theLichKing]: Rule 34 [SARGERAS]: yeah, you like that, there's more where that came from [SARGERAS]: *twirls hair seductively* [SARGERAS]: I DID NOT SYA THAT EITHERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: I WILL DESTROY ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: ! [Kel’Thuz4d]: *dies laughing* [Killzone’jaeden]: Ok I'm done [Killzone’jaeden]: F this [Killzone’jaeden]: I'm outta here [Killzone’jaeden]: I hate Azeroth [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: aw dont go :) ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.*** [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: byeee~ [SARGERAS]: I USE SUPER ULTIMATE ATTACK FOR EIGHT MILLION POINS!!!!11 [theLichKing]: Hey I think he spelled all the words right in that one [Kel’Thuz4d]: missed a t [theLichKing]: Aw, yeah [theLichKing]: So close ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has left the chat.*** [Kel’Thuz4d]: ok im out too [theLichKing]: Ugh fine [theLichKing]: TTYL [Kel’Thuz4d]: ttyl ***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has left the chat.*** [SARGERAS]: GAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! [theLichKing]: This is the worst chat ever. [theLichKing]: The worst. [theLichKing]: The worst. [theLichKing]: Whatevs, titan dude. I'm done. [theLichKing]: Still freezing my ass off though. [theLichKing]: *wrath* ***User "theLichKing" has left the chat.*** [SARGERAS]: *looks around* [SARGERAS]: Chat empty? [SARGERAS]: ... [SARGERAS]: I have eaten [SARGERAS]: the plums [SARGERAS]: that were in [SARGERAS]: the icebox [SARGERAS]: and which [SARGERAS]: you were probably [SARGERAS]: saving [SARGERAS]: for breakfast [SARGERAS]: Forgive me [SARGERAS]: they were delicious [SARGERAS]: so sweet [SARGERAS]: and so cold [SARGERAS]: ;-)