#srry I’m obsessed

[bimiio]

dykes who love pussy smell raise ur hand

[kyuyua]

On a boat boys roll rn

[crybaby-bkg]

cw: pregnancy, kids (you guys have a daughter together), fwb’s, angst with a bit of a hopeful ending, refers to you as ‘girl’ once

Friends with benefits Bakugou who never really got over his ego to fully commit to you. You’re a little ashamed to admit it, but when you fell pregnant, you thought that things would change. That the whole “no feelings” aspect would’ve been dropped, that he would’ve embraced you fully.

But he just…didn’t? If anything, he distanced himself away from you, became so formal like you were another coworker he would address. It was heartbreaking, going through your first pregnancy feeling so, so alone, but having to grin and bear it the whole way through.

He supported you though in every way that he could. He never missed an appointment, would trek to your house during late nights whenever you craved something. He even moved you in to his own apartment during your last trimester, but a couple months after your baby was born, you went back home. You never felt unwelcome, but you couldn’t pretend to be a happy family when he slept in the guest room every night.

So now, you coparent quite easily. At least, it seems easy to Bakugou, but really, it’s all a facade.

In all honesty? He thinks he’s a fuck up. An idiot. The stupidest, shittiest person who’s ever existed.

He thought what he was doing was enough, that the words he didn’t say carried across oceans, formulated into titles that he never verbalized. So when you told him you would be happy to coparent, his world felt upended suddenly, as he holds his tiny little baby girl in his arms.

Coparent? How could a couple coparent? Where did he go wrong? (He only slept in the guest room to give you and baby space, only moved you in late because you lived so far away and you were getting so big. He never said I love you because he was too embarrassed to say it out loud. He didn’t know he had to say it out loud to solidify it. He thought you just knew.)

So it’s why his heart breaks when he catches a glimpse of curly blond hair and red eyes in the grocery store. He tries to duck behind an aisle, but his baby would recognize him anywhere. (It’s true; you’ve sent many videos of her recognizing him on billboards and tv commercials and magazines.)

“Bakugou?” You call, ducking around the corner to catch a glimpse of him. He tries to act nonchalant like he’s looking at cans of soup, tries not to cringe at your formal name. He turns when you come into view, eyes drinking in your attire. His heart breaks a little when he recognizes the shirt you took in your second trimester, still has the pic you sent him of you grinning as you show off what you stole.

“Hey.” Bakugou greets gruffly, mouth pulled tight, but it cracks into a grin when his daughter starts squealing. She’s in the front part of the shopping cart, twisting her little chunky body to get out and get to him. She damn near screams when he sets his basket down to pick her up, rubbing his nose to hers.

“How ya doing, squirt?” He asks quietly, pecking at her chubby cheeks as she instantly starts babbling to him. He holds her close to his chest, eyes full of pure love for his baby girl, and it makes your heart squeeze so tight you think it might burst.

“This isn’t your neck of the woods.” You mutter, head tilting to the side as you take in your daughters excited face to see her father. Bakugou’s eyes snap to your own, letting his daughter play with his fingers in the meanwhile. He looks embarrassed, cheeks a dusty pink as he grumbles and looks away.

“I was just picking up some stuff to drop off for her. Was gonna text you and see if you were home,” he replies, and something tells you that it’s a lie. But you don’t pester him about it, just nod a few times, taking in the sight.

He looks so good like that, in his compression shirt and sweats, his hair mussed from your daughters incessant pulling. He’s grinning at her, but looks so bashful when he turns to you, like he’s thinking about things he knows he shouldn’t, like he has a boatload to say but can’t cough up.

And if you were a mind reader, you’d be so fucking right. He can’t help but reminisce on before you got pregnant, the nights spent with you. The day you told him you were having a girl, the tears you cried when you delivered her. He thinks, filled with so much guilt the entire time, that he wants another one. With you.

“‘S it okay if I walk my favorite girls home?” He asks you gruffly, nibbling on your daughters cheeks to hear her giggle again, uncaring of the drool she leaves on his hand. You feel your eyes widen at his term for you, face suddenly flushing. Favorite? You, his favorite?

Something tells you that you shouldn’t fall down the rabbit hole that is Bakugou Katsuki and his suppressed emotions and shitty ego. But there’s another something that tells you to trust it this time, to let things happen organically and without expectation. So you do.

“I’m sure she would love to show her daddy the new toy her grandma just brought her.” You tell him, giggling when he rolls his eyes at the mention of his mother. But he walks with you the entire time you finish up your grocery order, holding your daughter the whole time and pays for your groceries despite repeatedly telling him that he doesn’t have to.

He pushes her in the stroller stored underneath the shopping cart on the way home, making small conversation. And when you’re halfway home, does he reach for your hand. Only to cross the cross walk though, he tells himself, only for your protection. But he doesn’t let go until you’re in your own place, and even then, he’s close by the entire time. He helps you put away groceries, remembers where everything is like he lives here.

And for some reason, the familiarity makes your heart ache a little more than you would like it to.

[soul-gums]

ASK ME ABOUT MY SUBMISSIVE TENDENCIES

[vvenuspng]

no one dies from love, guess i’ll be the first₊˚ෆˎˊ˗

[danosrosegarden]

edward nashton when he only steals one pair of underwear from the reader’s apartment instead of his usual three

[fellow-fandom-fruitifier]

Their dynamic is the favorite cousins btw

Translation!!!!🗣️‼️💥💥🗣️‼️‼️‼️ Laztana = Darling, Nere arreba maitea = My dear sister

(Idk if I conveyed it well enough but Amber did not rip off their leg bcz she has ✨Prosthetics✨, so ig she did rip off their leg but u know what I mean)

[whumpy-wyrms]

GET FUCKING CUBED

(individual photos)

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR A SOLID TEN MINUTES OH MY GODDD YOU CUBED MY GUYS

[foxglves]

kind of losing my mind over matthew’s stats from last game. 25 minutes on ice zero goals zero assists zero points zero penalty minutes. dude was just out there skating for real 😭

[jinjofitzo]

It’s called love insanity! (And i’m strapped in for it!)

(rbs appreciated!!! (｀_´)ゞ)

[pb-loves-owls]

Enid: why would you lie about going to fencing?

Xavier: because she couldn’t go. because she’s injured.

Wednesday: I wasn’t injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Enid: I’m sorry— you were STABBED?

Wednesday: /Lightly/ stabbed.

[tipsy-scales]

Me entering my Nier era

[mickjustmademylist]

face

[elliewlums]

new makeup = GLITTER

[prefixsstars]

I just remembered that time in middle school when I had a crush on this one fictional character. I asked my friend at the time if it was normal and he said no💀. I still haven’t recovered to this day. I was so embarrassed. I kept trying to explain myself too. Like stfu girl you’re making it worse😭

This is who it was.

[achilleslyre]

i’m p sure this new fiend is a guy bc nail fiend is drawn with a very distinct adams apple…… like not that women can’t have them but it seems unlikely for fujimoto to draw a woman with one