#ssd77

[trustlup]

anyway me and @starsshinedarkly77 are back at it again with a good hockey taz au (thanks rachel mcelroy for making me love the puck sport again):

they’re the dirtiest team ever and like not cause they try to be but they’re entire team of assholes and will literally check anyone

magnus is by far the worst because if someone hits him or one of his teammate then he chases them and Does a Hit but Lup is also up there

they are guaranteed to have at least one person in the penalty box at a time without a doubt but somehow manage to not die while still always being in power play

the team originally starts with ipre members but bureau joins a year later

julia joins a year later after moving back from taking a shit job and there’s a lot of. lup cries when julia lifts her the first time

normally new people get hazed but julia is. hm. too beautiful. 

Davenport is the coach and he suffers 

Lucretia is the Assistant Coach and also suffers

at any moment you can hear davenport screaming at the team

merle does the zamboni? and i guess he also drives the team everywhere? he also preaches to them? they don’t know where they got him but they love him

mags is defense, taako is right wing, lup is center, killian is goalie, carey is forward, barry is a goalie, julia is a center, avi is d

lup and mags and carey are a terrifying trio 

taako simply goes out does one single slap shot then leaves regardless if he makes it or not he doesn’t give two shits about the shift schedule

none of them do actual plays and davenport screams

magnus wears only a t shirt and shorts to practice while lup and taako are completely bundled up 

johann is their ref

sloane and hurley are on a rival team and kravitz is their ref

y’all know the drama

hot tub parties after practice

i don’t even know where to begin with weird pregame and post game habits they have besides kissing sticks and a fish that has to sit on top of the goal

at any point during practice lup and mags will charge each other at top speed and only stop at the last second before killing each other

they only manage to run into each other a couple times but each time lup nearly dies

alcohol is strictly banned after an incident where someone nearly choked on a hockey stick for a shitty blow job joke 

magnus’ two front teeth are fake after getting them knocked out and bleeding everywhere and well. some people on the team might have found that a bit hot.

they all try and coach the peewee team which consist of angus, mookie, mavis, june, and other kids

angus is the unofficial team mascots and he always gets to hold the trophy first

anyway there’s more but i’m tired

[trustlup]

hey guys i’m having some issues with time management skills can someone help me this is my daily schedule:

thinking about my girlfriend 38 hours

talking to my girlfriend 20 hours

thinking about lup 19.99999 hours

school work 10 hours

building a home in honor of julia 5 hours

gay 52 hours

can someone please help me my fish are dying

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@starsshinedarkly77 chug chug!

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callout post for ssd77

she doesn't wanna get cute matching shirts :(

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me: mmmmmm

my gf: hhhhhh

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moodboard for the last 5 minutes of mine and @starsshinedarkly77 life plus: 

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@starsshinedarkly77 happy one month 💛 🌵

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sometimes i send @starsshinedarkly77 such a bad message tumblr deletes it all

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i’m makin a playlist for the gf and it’s....so hard not to put all the lppc songs on it cause i only got so many Fav Gay Girl songs

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💛💛😍💕💕💘💛❣️❣️

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happy international lesbian day to my favorite lesbian who is you

!! i would like to collect my international lesbian gift (which is you) please 

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my gf won’t respond to me please help

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gay

yea for you 

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fic idea: lup gives kravitz a gun

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You gotta fire the weak link--I don’t wanna introduce any strife into the My Brother, My Brother, and Me podcast...

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PLEASE tell us about the time mags and lup found barry's dildo

omg ok so first off bless the five of you that asked because i’ve been wanting to make this post since i asked ssd about it and she hated every second of it despite her saying she loved it but like

lup goes into barry’s room to get some notes that he had on like the atmospheric ratio or whatever and it’s like relatively early cycle before anything and she just, sees it out of the corner of her eye, and there it is, blue, shiny, and perfect and she nearly fucking cries because he forgot to put it away and so she calls mags in to see this legendary day 

but magnus, bless him, just fucking picks it up because he’s nasty and lup screams at him but they go wash it off and obviously they have. to do something to prank barry but like, they just can’t think of anything so they’re just trying to think of something in the kitchen and like barry, taak, and luc all walk in from the lab and see the blue dildo on the counter and barry goes fucking red so quick (luc too because she knows whose that is) 

and mags, godbless his soul, just immediately puts it in his mouth and taak kills him on the spot, no joke

anyway the next night everyone comes to dinner and there’s a total of 11 various dildos and vibes and lup just says, “take bets and figure out whose is whose” andd it literally breaks the bond engine (luc gets it on first try)