#sskat

[sskatmar]

PERCE!!! :D

I wanna play dress to impress with him

Character belongs to @gooseworx

[helloragatha]

Introducing more characters!

[shit-solkat]

How I personally see x-shippers in the Homestuck Fandom

Based on my perceptions, based on my opinions, based on my expiriences! :] Nothing directed to anyone in particular.

If you have x-ship as your OTP, this is how I see your "category" VERY generally, let's say.

Johnkat / Communism shippers

I don't even ship Johnkat, but y'all are the sweetest people out there?? The chillest people ever. Like, if they asked me with what shipper I would spend ten hours trip with, it'd be a Johnkat shipper.

Davejade / Spacetime shippers

LITERALLY the same as Johnkat, but y'all are also so fucking talented too?? Any art skill possible (traditional, digital, animation, 3D, paper puppet, etc) Y'ALL CAN DO THAT!!! How do y'all even exist!? 😭

(Btw, yes, you're chill too, but a lil less than Johnkat shippers)

Dirkjake / Pumpkin shippers

Annoying.

You're annoying.

There are two types of Pumpkin shippers though.

Type 1: less annoying. You like toxic yaoi, you recognize they're in a toxic relationship and I can respect you.

Type 2: "toxic yaoiiii 🤪🤪🤪" but when someone points out the actual toxicity of Dirkjake those shippers will come after their ass.

Rosekan / Rosemary shippers

Hard to find people who have Rosemary as primary ship, since they're established in canon, so people ship them in the background because it makes sense and they're actually a thing.

BUT I am convinced the primary Rosemary shippers aren't rare at all, I think they simply don't use socials as much as other HS fans. So they're normal, basically.

Solkat / MUTANT2 shippers

I won't count myself because 1- I'm not so pretentious, 2- I don't think I act like the average MUTANT2 shipper AT ALL!!!

The average: Some Dude™. Yes, even the girls act like Some Dude™.

Weirdly, most of them don't know Fandom culture that well. Maybe cuz they're all Some Dudes™.

Erifef / Make a wwis)( shippers

They do not deny what happened in the comic, they just ignore it. And somehow they are able to ignore it even when someone points out what happens in the comic.

"But Eridan killed Feferi." "Ok *not listening*"

Y'all are in a constant Zen State after years of meditation and acception, probably.

Nepfef / Octopussy shippers

"FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF NOTHING BAD HAPPENED FLUFF FLUFF FUNNY 2000 MEME FLUFF"

"But Nepeta and Feferi died-"

"FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FUNNY CAT RAINBOW VIDEO AH AH PUSSY FISH FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF"

Davekat shippers

No.

Go read the comic.

Karezi / Adorabloodthirsty(?) shippers

Y'all died??? I SUPPOSE you all were too annoyed with canon and Hussie to actually care to continue reading, or stay in the Fandom. Or I can't explain how y'all literally imploded and disappeared.

Daverose / Dersecest shippers

Same as Karezi, but I can see you every now and then reblog stuff, mostly due archive reasons.

Johnvris / Spider8reath shippers

Their personality is a mix between John and Vriska's. That's the only way I can explain it.

Equinep / Meowrails shippers

Same as Rosemary for the first part, but there are more people loving Meowrails as their OTP. And those fans usually are the sweet & respectful memes side. Their pages often feel like an Internet Checkpoint where to rest and see cute and mindlessly funny stuff for a moment.

Please, never leave the Fandom.

Some of y'all are dumb af tho.

Vrisrezi / Scourge sisters shippers

The ship isn't bad and it makes sense even, the shippers, on the other hand, have to chill the fuck out and actually read the comic and not only the second part of Act 6 or, worse, from the Epilogues and on.

Katnep / Katnip shippers

You all just wish the best for Nepeta. That's like your whole personality in the Fandom. Nepeta deserved a better treatment. The end.

Vrisfef / Spider8each shippers

Never met a Spider8each shipper who isn't obsessed with Spider8each like I'm obsessed with MUTANT2. You make EVERYTHING about them; every and all quadrants; every and all situations. You WILL scream "THEM!!!"

Any Dancestor x Dancestor shipper

You care too much about the Dancestors, but your real problem is that you're annoying. And probably also 15 too.

Any Ancestor x Ancestor shipper

You're a rare breed. A really special and important one. I love you. You're my parent now.

Summonfang / Summoning the 8ooty shippers

What I've said before, except that you're actually not my parent, but my annoying little cousin.

Spades Slick x Karkat / Bloodsworn shippers

I love you. If you exist (I've seen only a couple of people), just know that you're right, always, you're cooking, keep going, I love you. Also you make the sexiest scenarios.

Davejohn / Pepsicola shippers

Most normal people in the world. Not in the "chill person" way like Communism shippers or "Some Dude" way like MUTANT2 shippers.

You're normal. Average even. You could be called "annoying" at times, for making jokes like "red and blue = pepsicola ah ah", but it's just a joke you make sometimes, in the most normal way. You're normal. You're ok.

Beta OT4 shippers

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT: I apologize to DirkJake shippers. DaveShitKat shippers are definitely far far far far far far far far far far far more annoying.

[sskatmar]

I LOVE IT THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCHHH ❤️❤️

HII!!! I saw your post on the Hellaverse community and I’d loveee for you to draw my loves :3

This is Varz and Viper!

In their Hazbin au, Varz (overlord) and Viper are in love but can’t be together because Viper’s soul is owned by Alastor while Varz’s soul is owned by Vox.

In their main au (outside of Hazbin hotel) Varz (who had a wife and daughter in his real life) and Viper are boyfriends BUTTTT Varz brings Viper and Dawn (the daughter) to an important meeting with Heaven and hell. The ruler of Heaven is Michelle, Varz’s ex wife. She ends up kidnapping Varz and turning him into an angel, keeping him in heaven all to herself…

Dw Viper gets him back but not without trauma (Viper’s mom got killed by Michelle and Varz has to deal with the emotional and physical damage, causing problems in Viper and Varz’s current relationship.) ☺️

I can explain it in much more detail if you’d like 😗

He’s admiring him <33

[21betanaliz-blog]

Anderlecht Vs Manchester United – Maç Tahmini

Belçika temsilcisi Anderlecht zor bir kura çekti ve güçlü İngiliz temsilci Manchester United'ı ağırlıyor.

Anderlecht

Anderlecht’in iki maçta da ihtiyatlı oynayarak geçen ay APOEL'i elediği maçlardan önce attıkları deplasman golüyle Zenit'i elemeleri ve aralık ayında gruplarını 2. bitirmeleri çoğu futbolsever için beklenmedikti. Bu sürpriz galibiyetlerine Belçika 1. Lig Şampiyonluk Grubunda Zulte-Waragem'i yenerek ve içerde Gent ile berabere kalarak devam ettiler. Bu durum onları ligde liderliğe yükseltti ve 2014 senesinden bu yana ilk kez şampiyonluğa bu kadar yakınlar. Anderlecht turnuvada bir maç hariç bütün iç saha maçlarını kazandı ve 10 resmi maçtır içerde yenilgisizler. Üstelik bu maçların sekizinde gol yemediler ve bu durum deplasmanda gol atmakta zorlanan Manchester United karşısında onlara önemli bir avantaj sağlıyor. Sağ bek Andy Najar diz sakatlığı sebebiyle oynayamayacak ve orta saha oyuncusu Adrien Trebel Avrupa Ligi kadrosundan çıkarılmış durumda.

Manchester United

Manchester United her zaman için Avrupa kuralarında çekinilen bir rakip olmuştur. West Brom ve Everton karşısında aldıkları ard arda beraberliklerden sonra zayıf rakipleri Sunderland'i 3-0 ile geçerek moral buldular. Son 5 resmi maçta yenilgileri yok ama özellikle Avrupa Ligi son 32 turundaki rakipleri Rostov karşısında oldukça zorlandıklarını söylemek mümkün. Deplasmanda 1-1 berabere kaldıkları rakiplerini Old Trafford'ta elediler. İngiliz temsilci son 7 resmi iç saha maçının beşini kazandı ama Avrupa Liginde Feyenoord ve Fenerbahçe'ye kaybettiler. Avrupa Liginde son 5 deplasman maçını sadece ikisini kazandılar. Antonio Valencia'nın maça yetişmesi bekleniyor ama David De Gea, Wayne Rooney, Ashley Young, Juan Mata, Chris Smalling, Phil Jones ve James Wilson hala sskat durumda.

Anderlecht vs Manchester United – 21Bet Maç ve Bahis Tahmini

Özellikle Manchester United'ın eksikleri ve Anderlecht'in Old Trafford'a daha rahat gitme isteğinden dolayı bahisçiler 2.5 gol altı bahsini değerlendirebilirler.

Maçı canlı takip etmek için: http://bit.ly/2nZXRYB

[sskatmar]

If these two don’t become best friends…

[sskatmar]

Just leaving this here

[sskatmar]

Playing since 2021 (I’m mostly f2p) and he’s the only cookie I don’t have 😭…

[sskatmar]

Made her out of cardboard and pipe cleaners, she’s so small I had to make her sit on a tissue 😭

@vixenvtuber

[sskatmar]

“Dark enchantress cookie said I could come!”

Ahh licorace

[sskatmar]

THE ANIMATIC IS DONE!!! 💕

It’s Bunnydoll heh

[sskatmar]

Alright guys, who’s abstracting in episodes 6-9?

I’m placing my bets on Jax, Gangle and/or ragatha

[sskatmar]

So… does anyone else ship them?

[sskatmar]

Btw the drawing below is @justanimaniac ‘s character, Jax in pomni’s design but the sketch is mine :3

I think it’d make more sense for pomni’s design to be used for Jax’s character and for Jax’s design to be used for Pomni’s character because Pomni is a jester. Jesters make fun of their audience just like Jax. Jax is a bunny, a prey animal. It’d make more sense if he was a victim to bullying instead of being a bully.

I showed that to my friend and they said Jax could be in the form of a bunny to show vulnerability and I actually love that hc-

What do u think abt their designs?

[sskatmar]

Yes.

[sskatmar]

That shadow milk sprite doesn’t look alive