#starkwithsarcasm

[supager-archived]

          “on second thought, maybe i should die. i would be able to forget about this shit going on with steve...”

[ircnego-a]

@starkwithsarcasm

“Steve. Love me.” 

[tuppencetrinkets-a]

@starkwithsarcasm liked for a starter from the joker.

“Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos, I’m an agent of chaos , and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.”

[agcntdad]

Coulson vc: I SAID ENOUGH!!!!

[snatchedatlight]

@starkwithsarcasm gets a starter for stiles <3

   “Do you think I have venom? Ned thinks I do. Like if I bit someone I’d poison them like a radioactive spider-zombie. Or maybe I’ve got a paralytic toxin that can paralyze people for hours.” Peter blinked. “What would happen if I bit my tongue?”

[ragetrusted]

“ hey, ah, when did you get here? “ shit. loki hadn’t expected stark’s kid to show up.

@starkwithsarcasm s.c

[crookedypaths]

Can I turn on the radio? (stiles @ fury)

THOR (2011) || accepting

💢 — “One more word, Stark. I dare you.” Unfortunately for Fury, they were stuck in this quinjet– and together– for the long haul. Not even an hour out from their destination, the already irate operative was in no mood to budge. Even if turning on something to distract the boy might’ve earned him a couple minutes of peace. 

@starkwithsarcasm

[scviorswan]

@starkwithsarcasm liked for a starter 

Emma was learning HOW to relax much to her disappointment, she was enjoying it. But the occasional walk around town was good for her. The town was nearly DESERTED, no need for any trouble to riot, and barely anyone new came along. So it was a surprise to the savior when she BUMPED into a stranger. “Crap, sorry. I wasn’t watching.” 

[selfishsoulstm]

@starkwithsarcasm liked for a starter. / negan+stiles.

              you   could   say   that   negan   needed   to   let   out   some   steam.   and   what   better   way   than   to   knock   some   walker   heads   together   and  explode   em’   ??   swinging   his   bat   without   a   single   effort   ,   lifeless   and   rotten   bodies   thumped   onto   the   dirt   road.   laughs   were   being   roared   from   the   dictator’s   lungs   as   he   finished   the   last   of   them.   he   wiped   his   forehead   with   the   sleeve   of   his   leather   jacket   ,   smearing   blood   across   it   ,   as   he   turned   around   and   became   instantly   startled   by   the   presence   of   someone   he   hadn’t   met   yet.   ❝    holy   shit   !!   have   you   ever   heard   of   stomping   or   making   some   kind   of   fuckin’   noise   ??   jesus   christ   ,   kid.   ❞

[ircnego-a]

@starkwithsarcasm for steve.

“So, Steve, when are YOU going to take me on a date?” 

[sensesdialed-a]

@starkwithsarcasm // lyrical sc.     ( song  : holding to the ground - falsettos )

“Life is never what you planned.”

[thunderveins]

“Don’t touch me” (from Rocket)

𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒   /   accepting !

     𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑 𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐍'𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇     rocket. sometimes his naive, often humorous approaches worked, but right now it didn’t seem like the most appropriate time. 

he knew rocket was going through a rough time. arguably the roughest, in fact, by losing all of his crew that thor knew was just as important to rocket as family. and boy, did thor know a thing or two about losing loved ones.❛ i wasn’t trying to be … invasive, i apologize, rabbit, ❜ there was a tenderness to the god’s tone of voice as he set down a plate of eggs and toast next to the raccoon. ❛ eat, if you can. ❜ it had to be rough for him, trying to assimilate into a group of humans, all strangers. 

thor just wanted to alleviate some of that loneliness if he could.

[pikadetect-blog]

☕☕ (One from Stiles and one from Steve)

Send “☕” to bring my muse a cup of coffee! - no longer accepting 

     ❝ Double.. the coffee? ❞ Pikachu peaked over and smiled with glee. Oh boy. Did these two know that they were really treating the little Pokemon so well right now? He reached up and grabbed the two cups and starred at both of them in awe. It was like he was in a dream, such kindness he did not deserve, but that didn't mean he wouldn't accept it. ❝ Thank you to the both of you! I shall sip this in peaceeee. ❞

[fallenregent-a]

@starkwithsarcasm  /  Steve Rogers

      ‘ i’ve lost a lot of people too , people I never thought i’d be able to get over . ‘ she had admitted , knowing that Steve had been struggling and that he had preached what he didn’t practice . ‘ being what we are --- it’s kind of in the cards and it’s like the world is punishing us for trying to play god ourselves . ‘

[strohngestavenger]

"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!" (from stiles)

Markiplier Plays Resident Evil 2 ༄ ϟ ϟ  OPEN!

❝I can explain this, Stark’s son!❞  he bellowed, having jumped to the side with his arm stretched out as though he was going to have mjölnir carry him away, but the boy had come in before he had managed to escape. Curiosity had made him enter the kid’s room. He had been melancholic, wondering how midgardian youth lived like.

It was in that moment that he wanted to explain himself, that the hammer actually came wooshing through Stile’s window, destroying it completely. ❝I can!❞

[mieczlw-a]

( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner? (From Steve Rogers)

(   SMS     /   SENT   -   STEVE.   )   ;    both.  both  is  always  good. 

(   SMS     /   SENT   -   STEVE.   )   ;    also ,  i’m  coming  over  for  dinner. 

(   SMS     /   SENT   -   STEVE.   )   ;    i’ll  be  there  in  twenty. 

                                                  (   @starkwithsarcasm   )