#stedlet

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After everything, Eddie is in the hospital, and he's still in too much pain to lift his arms, so he has people feed him. After Steve feeds him the first time, however, Eddie wants him to be the only one who feeds him.

"You want me to do it again?" Steve asked with a smile.

"Yes, please."

Steve was sitting on the edge of his bed, with a spoonful of food in his hand.

"Alright, here it comes. It's coming in from the north. The villagers are screaming down below. Ahhh! It passes overhead. All it wants to do is find a nice warm cave to sleep in. It's a dragon, a fire-breathing dragon, and he wants entrance into the cave! Here it comes! Here comes the dragon!" Steve exclaimed. "Hurry, open the cave door!"

Eddie giggled and opened his mouth as he let the food in. Wayne and Dustin were watching fondly from the doorway. Wayne looked down at the kid, watching his expression as he realized what was happening between his two friends. He felt a sudden urge to protect those two boys when Dustin smiled.

"Cool," Dustin said and Wayne smiled.

"Come here!" Eddie giggled loudly. "I want to kiss you all over!"

"Come on, son, let's get some food from the cafeteria," Wayne said pulling the kid's shoulder.

"Why?"

"Because I know Eddie, especially when he's high, and the talk is about to become real filthy," Wayne said.

"Oh."

"Yeah."

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Dustin barges into Steve’s house one early Saturday morning to find that Steve and Eddie had made a fort in the living room. It was made of sheets hanging from rope and fairy lights.

"You guys made a fort and didn't invite me?!" Dustin yelled.

The sheet was pulled back to reveal a very naked Eddie Munson, rubbing sleep from his eye. Meanwhile, Steve was fast asleep, his bare ass up. Dustin squeaked and started running towards the door.

"Thanks for not inviting me! It's totally cool that you guys are doing butt stuff! Love you! I'll call you guys in about 8 to 10 weeks!" Dustin said and slammed the door behind him.

"What the hell was that?" Steve asked.

"It was just a rat, baby, go back to sleep," Eddie said.

"So, Dustin?"

"Dustin."

"I guess he saw us then?" Steve asked.

"Hard not to. He says it's cool that we're doing butt stuff," Eddie said, and Steve laughed.

"Mmm, speaking of butt stuff. . ."

"Guess you're not going back to sleep then?"

"Nope!"

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Eddie Munson figuring out that he wants to be an archeologist and digging holes in Steve's yard. Steve coming out in his pajamas, his hair disheveled, and very shirtless.

"Eddie, it's the middle of the night?! What the hell are you doing?!" Steve exclaimed.

Eddie pops up, wearing a headlamp and goggles while holding a spade.

"Looking for ancient artifacts."

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Steve knows his boyfriend is weirdo, and he loves that about him, but every day is still a surprise. It was Steve's day off, and Eddie let him sleep in while he watched cartoons. Which is how Steve found him, a coffee mug in his hand.

"Oh, thank God, can I have a sip?" Steve asked.

"Sure," Eddie said, handing him the mug.

Steve took a sip and nearly choked on it.

"Eddie. . .this is hot Dr. Pepper," Steve said.

"Yeah, what did you think it was?" Eddie asked.

"Coffee."

"It is not."

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18+ MINORS DNI

Mentions of smut

Imagine if you will, that when Robin and Steve go to get a job at Family Video, it's Eddie Munson behind the counter. They get the job from him. Eddie likes to be a menace.

"You can have the job if you do an indepth interview with me in the office there," Eddie said as he scribbled on a piece of paper and slid it across to him.

Steve’s cheeks turned red, but he smirked when he looked back up at him.

"Fine."

Eddie led him into the office while Robin waited patiently and then not so patiently for them to come out. When they finally did come out of the office, their clothes were messed up, and their faces were red. Steve’s hair was crazy, Robin was pretty sure that his shirt was backward. One pant leg was showing his leg, and his zipper was down.

"Lunch?" Steve asked, Eddie whistling behind him.

"Did you get the job?" Robin asked and Steve nodded before walking out the door.

Robin turned to stare at Eddie, who waved at her with a gleeful expression on his face. She had no choice but to follow him out the door. She slid into the passenger seat. Steve was straightening himself up.

"I think I'm a whore for Eddie Munson. He jokingly asked me if I wanted to suck his cock to get the job. I knew it was a joke, and I wanted to see how far he would take it. He caved when we went into the office and that I had the job, so I didn't have to do anything. I told him I still wanted to, and then I stripped naked while he bent me over the desk. So, yeah, I am definitely bisexual. Also, I don't think I'm wearing my underwear," Steve said calmly with a grin on his face. "Anyway, where do you want to go for lunch?"

He turned to Robin, who was staring at him with her mouth open.

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Another first kiss Steddie scenario:

Steve has gone back to wearing lipgloss. Although Eddie had never seen him wear lip gloss before and he's absolutely mesmerized. Steve and Eddie are both hanging out at the quarry when Steve whips it out to apply. Their feet were dangling off the edge as they watched the sunset.

"It's new!" Steve exclaimed happily. "It tastes like strawberries."

"Can I try some?" Eddie asked.

"Sure," Steve said and handed him the tube.

Eddie smiled, leaned over, and pressed his lips to Steve’s. He touched his tongue to Steve’s lip and gently licked off the lipgloss. Steve opened his mouth and allowed Eddie's tongue entrance, tasting the strawberry lipgloss that Eddie had licked off. Eddie broke the kiss and leaned his forehead against Steve’s.

"It does taste like strawberries," Eddie grinned.

He sat back and looked towards the sunset, his cheeks red. Steve took his hand, entertwined their fingers, and laid his head on Eddie's shoulder as they watched the sunset together.

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Based on the old "Rub-a-dub-dub" nursery rhyme:

Steve was helping Eddie take a bath after Vecna. Eddie was currently hiding out in Steve's house, and Steve was basically his nurse. Despite how much Eddie complained, Steve didn't mind. He was currently humming as he washed Eddie's body.

"What's that you're humming? . . . Wait, why are you grinning? You know what? Forget I asked," Eddie said.

Steve laughed and burst into song anyway.

"Rub a dub dub!

There's a man in the tub

Who do you think he is?

Why, he's a metalhead, a metalhead, he's a metalhead

He was bitten by bats in the Upside Down

It was enough to make the jock frown.

Rub a dub dub!

There's a man in the tub

Who do you think he is?

He's a metalhead, a metalhead, a metalhead,

He was bitten by bats in the Upside Down

It was enough to make everyone frown."

Eddie burst into a fit of giggles.

"Don't make me fucking laugh, man! You're going to pop a stitch! I fucking love it, though!"

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Steve is the first thing Eddie sees when he wakes up in the hospital. Eddie is high on pain medication, and Steve is giving him his soulful puppy dog eyes. Eddie bursts into tears.

"Why the fuck are you so cute?" Eddie asked. "Put those eyes away or get the fuck out!"

"Uh. . ." Steve said and slipped on a pair of sunglasses. "Is that better?"

"No! Wait! Bring them back!" Eddie said and took off the sunglasses before slipping them on his own face.

Eddie smiled and cupped Steve’s face.

"I want to take you out," Eddie said fondly. "But not like kill you, I mean like a date."

"Thanks for clarifying," Steve chuckled.

"I'm slow, I like explanations," Eddie said. "But that does not make me stupid!"

"You are far from stupid," Steve said softly and kissed his forehead. "And when you're sober, we'll talk about that date. I'm sure you'll freak out once you remember what you said."

Some time later. . .

"Oh my god!"

Eddie sat up and groaned when he did. He looked over to find Steve sitting beside his bed.

"You ready to talk about that date. . .big boy?" Steve smirked.

"Yeah," Eddie said, narrowing his eyes. "I've changed my mind. I am definitely going to kill you."

Steve laughed, slipping his glasses back on his face.

"It's a shame, sometimes I like to put out on the first date," Steve said.

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Eddie and Steve at that awkward stage before they get together. Steve is trying to get past him, but Eddie is awkwardly moving in the same direction he is. Steve sighed, picked Eddie up by his waist, and set him on the counter. Meanwhile, Steve walked out, and Robin walked in, giving Eddie a look.

"Steve, you forgot to put your metalhead in the fridge. He's melting on the counter!"

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Sorry, I was thinking of Joe Keery working out, and then I was thinking of Steve working out. Now I am picturing Eddie sitting on his back while eating Honeycombs as Steve does push-ups.

"You're eating a lot," Steve grunted. "Are you trying to make yourself heavier?"

". . .No. I'm just supporting my man. You go, baby," Eddie said as he shoveled more Honeycombs into his mouth. "Fucking work it."

"You know. . .you could be working out too," Steve said. "If you wanted to."

Eddie bursts out laughing, almost choking on cereal.

"Cute and funny. Oh, my love, you're the complete package," Eddie said with a crunch.

Steve growls, stops, and flips around until he has Eddie on his back. The cereal box flew out of Eddie's hands.

"My combs!"

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Yes, Eddie would be obsessed with Steve’s butt. Can we talk about how Steve would be obsessed with Eddie's butt and how Eddie would be so flabbergasted.

"But how?? There's nothing there!" Eddie would exclaim before pinching his own ass. "See?! Nothing!"

"I love it! Can I take it to work with me?" Steve asked and Eddie would sigh as he rolled his eyes.

"Fine, but the rest of me is coming with you," he said.

"Even better."

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Vampire Eddie has wings, so one night, he drags the kids outside into Steve’s backyard and ties a rope around his waist. Dustin and the other kids have the other end. He flies up in the air and flies around like they're moving him.

"Steve!" Eddie shrieked. "I'm a fucking kite!"

Steve and Robin in face masks watches from the lawn chairs.

"I see that!" Steve laughed in amusement.

"It looks so stupid," Robin said. "Fuck it, I want in."

Once Steve takes pictures and gets done laughing, he joins in. Finally, Eddie flies down gently into his boyfriend's arms.

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Suddenly, Eddie hyperfixates on Doctor Who and starts speaking with a British accent all the time. It got annoying at first for everyone, but they eventually got used to it. It, however, did so many things to Steve. He suddenly decides to stop using it one day when he's at Steve's.

"Why'd you stop?" Steve asked.

"Stop what?" Eddie asked.

"The accent!" Steve exclaimed.

"You liked it?" Eddie asked.

"It was hot," Steve blurted out, and then his eyes widened as he tried to backtrack. "I mean, uh, - "

Eddie smirked and moved closer to him, bracing his hands on either side of Steve’s hips to trap him in.

"You like it when I speak like this, love?" Eddie said, pressing his lips against Steve’s ear. "Does it do something to ya?"

Steve's fluttered as Eddie's breath hit his ears, tickling his skin. He suppressed a shudder.

"Y-yeah."

Eddie nibbled at his earlobe and Steve covered up a moan.

"Is that what you want me to call you? Love? Or how about Sweetheart? Darling? Maybe even Pet?" Eddie said, biting his way down Steve’s neck. "Hmm, Stefano?"

"How do you know my real name?" Steve asked, pushing him away slightly.

"I may have been the one to nick your wallet the other day," Eddie said, batting his eyelashes at him. "Are you cross?"

"Angry? Well, no, even though you were the one who suddenly found it," Steve said, wrapping his arms around his waist and pulling him back against him. "You're lucky you're cute."

"How cute am I?" Eddie asked.

Steve pressed his lips against Eddie's ear and began to whisper in Italian just how handsome Steve found him.

"Okay, the accent thing is hot," Eddie said and smashed his lips to Steve’s in a furious kiss. "Say more words."

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I was just thinking about that time, Joe Keery turned into a boa constrictor in my dream and freaked me out. Now I'm imagining Eddie getting mad at Steve for turning into a snake in his dreams and Eddie would definitely pout about it.

"I can't control what happens in YOUR dreams, Eddie!" Steve would yell at him.

It's still going on when Robin comes over to hang out, and Eddie is icing him out.

"Are you guys in a fight?" Robin asked.

"He's mad because I turned into a giant boa constrictor in his dream," Steve said, rolling his eyes. "He's being a big baby."

"Oh, yeah? If I'm a big baby, Steven, what does that make you?" Eddie snapped.

"Oh, Jesus, not this again!" Steve yelled, throwing up his hands.

"Why won't you just apologize?!" Eddie asked.

"Because it's not my fault!" Steve yelled.

Steve's not sure why he expected Robin to be on his side. Robin placed a hand on Eddie's shoulder, looking at him with sympathy.

"I totally get it. I would be mad if Steve turned into a snake in my dream and scared me. It's totally uncalled for," she said, being very helpful.

"You get it!" Eddie exclaimed.

"Oh, for fuck's sake!"

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Ugh, I just had an image of Steve and Eddie's toddler running around, her feet slapping against the floor, and a Michael Myers mask on as she tries to scare Eddie. Of course, Eddie goes all out. He shrieks in fright as he drops to the floor in a faint. Meanwhile, their child is giggling maniacally behind the mask and clapping her hands. Meanwhile, Steve is watching fondly from the doorway.

"I gots Daddy!" She shrieked at Steve.

"I see that," Steve said. "Good job, baby."

"You didn't even try to save me, Steve," Eddie said from the floor, giving him an accusing look.

"I was never planning on it," Steve said.

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Eddie uses his compensation money to get a better van and paint it like the Mystery Machine, but instead of it saying Mystery Machine, it says Hellfire Club. He buys Dustin a Scooby-Doo collar, and buys Steve an orange ascot, which he loves because it covers up his scar. Eddie uses the ascot to pull him in for a kiss while Dustin shrieks.

"I am NOT a talking dog, Eddie!"

"You say it like being a dog is a bad thing. I am officially offended for dogs everywhere, Henderson," Eddie replied, pulling away from Steve.