#steve wears like jeans and a tee but you bet they are both tight

[imfinereallyy]

Thinking about how people automatically assume maids are women, and Steve being a maid/cleaning person who often gets assumed to be a woman.

Picture this: it's just another job for Robin and Steve to work together, and Steve gets assigned a new house. He cleans it for weeks because it's only really being used by other staff (it's a mansion). Later, Eddie Munson walks into his house to find Steve as his maid. (I'm thinking Eddie is either classic Rockstar Au or some Mob boss, drastic jump, but both would be fun)

He automatically freaks out, considering there is a very strange but beautiful man in his house.

Cue Steve, scrambling to explain and not be murdered by a handsome man.

Eddie is relieved but suspicious (and thinking, why is he wearing tight jeans and not a sexy maid dress).

I think there is a story in there somewhere.

[lazybakerart]

and what of your favourite Steve outfits? :-)

thank you for giving me the chance to answer the important questions.

this will be from s1-3 because, sadly, s4 was cancelled. i too am confused by netflix’s sudden decision.

as always, we have to do the Honorary Mention first - steve's rendition of tom cruise.

we don't see steve in mostly black. or black at all. he's a polo guy. a preppy jock. bright colors. soft pastels. jeans that hug in just the right places to wobble on the improper but highly appreciated line. this look is cut. it is fine. it is hot enough to burn his bridge with his girlfriend and childhood best friend with benefits while building another for a random slice of blond beefcake who's already rearing for a fight/smooch. a black blazer and a tight black tee with the sunglasses to push it into the ooooh hello level.

now lets get to it.

TOP FIVE STEBEN OUTFITS

#5

two-scoops baby

you can't talk about steve's outfits and not talk about his iconic sailor boy uniform. yeah, i get why some people weren't into it, but i am and i'm right. it is, top to bottom, ridiculous. while s3 shied away from the classic 80s short-shorts and crop tops that were so popular for men, especially in the summer, a decision that i take very personally, the trade off was steve in a lil sailor outfit for 99.9% of the season. from the cap to the handkerchief tied in a bow around his neck to the striped shorts, steve is rocking his minimum wage uniform. the only unrealistic thing about it is steve being unable to find a date while wearing it. don't you tell me mr. jazzercise wasn't eyeballing this cutie. don't you lie to my face, duffles.

#4

mr. cuddles

the sweater. the khakis. this is the look. this is steve at his coziest. a little bit of that prep-life in the khakis + a whole lot of being in love in a sweater that undoubtedly makes him itch like hell, but it doesn't matter. he has his girl. life is good. he's not about to be cheated on and dumped. he has his cozy sweater and dreams of a nightmare roadtrip with six children a la the brady bunch. this is a meeting of two different parts of his life, the transition from his previous King Steve persona to lovey-dovey boyfriend who's going to wear the shit outta that holiday sweater. you bet your ass he baked slightly burnt sugar cookies for this shindig. 

#3

regina george wishes

preppy steve is everything. he’s bitchy. he’s slutty. he’s out to get laid, get high, and fall in love and god does he just want to be loved so bad. in later seasons, we lose the preppiness that was so apparent in the first, but that just means we have to appreciate all that we’ve lost and that means this iconic look of prep steve. the khakis that tell all. the tight polo that clings. he is spreading rumors. he is telling nasty lies. he is promising to take a girl to prom and ditching her for a better deal. this is steve at his most Regina. he’s taking no prisoners. he will ruin lives over a scuffed shoe. he’ll laugh in the face of anyone who tries to talk to him. he’s jealous and bitchy. he’s awful. he’s adorable. he’s both the King and the Queen. top of the food-chain steve is fun and awful and wears his polos like a crown.

#2

who doesn’t love a vest

a dyed denim vest (if my eyes aren’t lying to me) - girl. yes. the striped sleeves and this colorful little number on top of a pair of dark denim jeans? steve watched his beefy blond rival boyfriend die and said, yeah, he’s gonna step up and pick up the tight-tight jeans mantle. this is the epitome of Fun Dad that we get with steve. from the bright colors to the unbuttoned vest to the blond highlights in his hair. peak summer steve. he’s out to get tan and find a committed relationship that can last from one night to fifty years. not so different from his s1 persona, putting effort into his clothes and his hair - he will look the best out of everyone, he plans, he prepares, he sprays and lathers, he color codes his look - only, now, he’s just a little less of a dick.

#1

the iconic, the classic, the only

the transition from preppy polos to more plain, less attention-grabbing clothes reflects what’s going on with steve. he’s no longer interested in being Top Dog, no matter how much a beefy blond tries to bark his way up steve’s tree and into his pants. this is steve taking a step back. a neutral bomber jacket and a plain dark t-shirt paired with 80s jeans that could only be more 80s if they were acid wash. this is a steve whose self reflected, whose heart is hurting, who isn’t interested in being King Steve anymore. he’s stripping back and taking a look at himself. who is he without his polos. without his girlfriend. he wants to be a better person. he wants to be more than his clothes and his reputation. it’s a down to earth look and i love it. this is peak s2 steve who’s complicated, dealing with an aching heart, he’s searching and trying to be brave for himself and for others.

[spooky-titties]

Open Hearts

Open legs

Peter rubbed his eyes as he walked into the hospital, a small yawn falling past his lips. He had picked up a shift working in the ER with Clint last night and he was absolutely exhausted. He raked a hand through his hair as he walked down the hall and into Tony's office. He closed the door behind him and set his bag on the desk, silently pulling his clothes out. He had opted for a bit more sleep and decided to just get dressed at the hospital. He tugged his shirt over his head before kicking his vans off. He pulled his sweatpants off, setting them on top of his shirt.

His eyes widened as he looked to the side as the door opened. “Oh,” Tony's voice began, as Peter relaxed under his gaze. “Well, good morning.” He grinned, closing the door behind him.

“Morning.” Peter hummed, grabbing his black slacks, tugging them on. He grabbed his button up, pulling it on before silently buttoning it and tucking it in. He buttoned his pants and grabbed his dress shoes, slipping them on before putting his clothes back into his bag. He set his bag in the corner before grabbing his white coat off the hook along with his stethoscope.

“You okay, baby?” Tony asked as Peter nodded.

“Yeah, just tired. I helped out in the ER last night, there was a huge car wreck last night so, I was there most of the night and didn't get much sleep.” Peter said as Tony nodded his head slowly.

“If you want you can go home, we don't have much to do today.” Tony said as Peter shook his head.

“No, I'm fine, I promise.” Peter said as Tony raised a brow.

“Petey.” Tony said in a warning voice.

“Really. Once I get some coffee I'll be fine.” Peter said as Tony sighed. He knew very well just how stubborn Peter was, and there was no way that he was gonna just go home.

“Fine.” Tony said as Peter offered him a tired smile. “But we're only working a half day.” Tony began as Peter raised a brow. “They need us working overnight tomorrow so they want us off early to make sure we get sleep.” Tony stated as Peter nodded. “Which reminds me, do you wanna stay the night at my place tonight since we stayed at yours last time?” He asked making Peter nodded.

“Yeah, that works well cause I took a cab this morning.” Peter said letting out a small laugh.

Peter let out a soft yawn as he sat up in Tony's bed. As soon as they got back to Tony's place they both settled on taking a nap. Tony had let Steve talk him into going out with him, Bucky, Natasha and Bruce since they had to be up most of the night anyways.

“Tony, babe, wake up. We've got to get ready so that we can meet up with everyone.” Peter said gently shaking Tony awake.

“Okay, okay, I'm up.” Tony yawned, before sitting up, and stretching.

Peter could only smile at him as he stood up, another soft yawn leaving his lips. He walked over to the drawer he had claimed as his own and pulled out various clothes, going through what he could make an outfit from. Since he and Tony had began dating the pair have not only claimed various spots around each others home for their things but had also been leaving clothes, hair products, and shoes at the other ones home.

“What are you going to wear?” Tony asked as Peter skimmed through his clothes.

“Uh, I was thinking maybe this.” He said throwing a pair of black jeans, a white tee shirt and his denim jacket on to the bed before looking to Tony. “What are you gonna wear?” He hummed walking towards the bathroom that was connected to Tony's room.

He looked in the mirror, running his hand through his hair. “Uh, I don't know.” Tony began, as he walked into the bathroom behind Peter, his arms circling around his boyfriends waist. “While I don't know what I wanna wear I do know what I want on my body.” He whispered, placing soft kisses against Peter's neck. His cheeks turned a dark shade of crimson as he cocked his head, looking at Tony who was smirking at him. “You're extra cute when your flustered.” Tony whispered in his ear, before leaving another small trail of kisses along his neck before pulling back. Tony looked in the mirror, running a hand through his hair before looking back at Peter, winking and walking back out of the bathroom.

Peter's mouth hung open for a moment before he looked in the mirror, a giddy smile rising to his lips. He could only let out a soft chuckle as he shook his head. 'This man is gonna be the death of me.'

Peter's laughs filled the Uber as Natasha, Bucky, and him sat crammed into the very back of the van. Bruce and Steve were quietly chuckling at the trio from the middle, while Tony and the driver talked in the front.

“So are you guys ready to fucking party?” Bucky grinned, looking at the two. It was no secret that they were defiantly a bit buzzed. The bar that they met at had two dollar jello shots, and the three were not the type to turn down jello shots.

“I don't know about you but a lemon drop martini is calling my name.” Natasha said and Peter's eyes lit up.

“That sounds so good, I haven't had one is so long.” Peter hummed as Bucky nodded his head in agreement.

Soon they pulled up into the bar, and Natasha was rushing everyone out, “Babe,” She began, a long whine falling from her lips as she looked at her husband who was getting out of the car, “Go faster.”

Bruce could only chuckle at his slightly inebriated wife before getting out, offering her a hand as she stepped out. He played the role of the step stool and helped both Bucky and Peter out before his hand wrapped around Natasha's waist.

As the group filed into the bar, Tony's eyes widened a bit before laughing, “You guys really had to come here?” he asked, looking between Steve and Bucky, who smirked.

“This is the bar that Tony took me and Buck too when we first met.” Steve began before looking to his husband who grinned.

“He then bet me fifty bucks that I wouldn't get on stage and dance for amateur night, like tonight.” Bucky said nudging Peter with his elbow.

“What makes this all the better is I worked here.” He said, all eyes landing on him as he let out a laugh.

As if almost on cue a loud squeal came from the other side of the bar, “Parker!” The girl grinned as she nearly leaped out from behind the bar as she came running across the dance floor, tackling Peter into a bone crushing hug.

“Wand!” He grinned as he returned the tight embrace.

“What are you doing here?! How's the hospital?” She began, questions flying out of her mouth faster than he could answer.

“Wanda! You ask all these questions like I literally didn't talk to you last night!” He laughed before pulling out of the hug, “These are some of my friends from the hospital, as well as my boyfriend. This is Natasha, Bruce, Bucky, Steve, and Tony.” He said introducing them.

“The way you described Tony to me, does not do him any justice.” She whispered as Peter nodded his head. “He is much hotter than you said.” She said letting out a soft giggle.

“Is Carol still in charge?” He asked as she nodded, making Peter grin, “Honestly, I'd be lying if I said I don't miss this place.” He said, resting a head on Wanda's shoulder.

“Hey, Stark, I think it's time for a bit of revenge.” Bucky began before looking to Peter. “Peter, I bet you fifty bucks to get up on stage tonight.” Bucky hummed as Peter let out a soft laugh.

“I mean don't get me wrong, I would love too, but I don't think I can do amateur night.” Peter said, before grinning a bit as Carol walked over, hugging him.

“No but we can do return of a veteran.” She laughed as she nudged him, “Besides I still have some of your old costumes.” She grinned while Peter laughed.

“Of course you do.” He smiled before looking to Bucky, “I accept your bet.” He said, making Bucky grin widely.

“Well, then, time to get you on stage!” Carol laughed, patting him on the back.

Peter grinned, walking back to Tony placing a soft kiss to his cheek, “Let's see how cute you are when you're flustered.” Peter whispered in his ear before pulling back with a sweet smile. He quickly winked at him before turning back towards Carol.

“Oh I'm so fucked.” Tony whispered to himself as he watched Peter saunter off.

“So what costumes do you have?” Peter asked as Wanda, Carol, and him walked back behind the stage, towards Carol's office.

“Oh only your favorite.” She began, pulling the pull off suit out, the leather shorts, a black button up halter top, and fishnet stalkings coming out next.

“Oh my god, yes!” Both Peter and Wanda chorused. “I'll tell the others that everyone's favorite dance is happening!” She squealed before disappearing into the locker room.

“I think I'm gonna wear heels for it tonight.” Peter grinned, making Carol smirk.

“Someone is trying to impress that guy.” She hummed, making Peter laugh as he took the clothes, starting to change, Carol turning around.

“Not really impress but more so turn on.” He hummed, pulling the fishnet up his legs, the shorts soon following. “You're good.” He hummed as Carol turned around.

“Well if he doesn't get turned on after this, then he's crazy.” She stated before offering him a smile. “I'm gonna go let the crew know that we got you back for the night.” She hummed watching him nod before she left.

He quickly got changed into the costume, a fedora soon completing the look, before he slipped on black heels. He looked at himself in the mirror before walking into the locker room. “What's up bitches?” He grinned, all of them smiling over at him. “So who want's to do my makeup real quick?” He asked with a small smile.

“Get over here, dumb-ass.” Wanda grinned, making him smile as he came and sat down. She wasted no time quickly doing his makeup, and applying fake lashes. “And here's your umbrella.” She said, smiling as he took it.

“Alright, ladies and gents, we got everything set up, and I hope your all excited to do our favorite dance!” Carol said as everyone let out a cheer. “Wanda, as usual your gonna apply the red lip to him behind the umbrellas.” She said as Wanda nodded, before they all rushed towards the stage.

Peter peaked out from behind the curtain, laughing a bit as the set was still the same. He looked out at the bar, noticing Tony and everyone front and center. “This is gonna be fun.” He grinned to himself.

“For a special treat tonight, we have our favorite exotic dancer back for tonight only. Most of you know who it is, welcome back on stage Throb Lowe!” Alex cheered into the mic making Peter laugh. He had come up with his dancer name when he first started and was put on the spot, it just sorta stuck.

Soon the song singing in the rain began playing and he waltzed out, smiling a bit as he danced along to the music. He sung to himself before spinning around on the light pole, water falling above him. He grinned a bit as the girls opened their umbrellas, allowing him to get behind them, and quickly pull off the tux while Wanda applied the red lip. Soon the song transitioned into umbrella and none of them could stop smiling.

The moment he walked out from behind the umbrellas, his eyes found Tony's. He held in his laughter as he continued the dance, Tony's eyes raking over his body.  To say the least that Peter was committed to the dance as he dropped down, dancing to the music, smiling at the few girls in the front row. Soon he was hopping down into the crowd, walking up to Natasha dancing in front of her. She let out a loud laugh before he walked back on to the stage.

He stepped into the small pool of water, slapping at before he and the other guys danced, more water falling down. He had forgotten how much he really missed this. As the song came to an end, he did a quick flip and laid in the water, taking a moment to catch his breath.

“I don't know about you guys, but I'm feeling a little wet.” Alex said making him laugh as he stood up. “Let's hear it fro Throb Lowe!” He yelled as everyone let out a cheer. He grinned, linking hands with his former coworkers as they all bowed.

He walked back behind stage and laughed as he hugged everyone before changing. “We all need to plan something.” He spoke a grin on his lips, everyone nodding. “You all have my number, so just call me!” He hummed before walking back out to the crowd, searching for everyone.

“So, Throb Lowe?” Tony's voice asked, making him turn around, a soft laugh leaving his lips.

“Look, I came up with it on the spot when I first started dancing here.” He laughed, shrugging a bit.  “Where is everyone?” He asked as Tony nodded towards the dance floor. He followed where he was pointing and let out a laugh. Natasha and Bucky were dramatically dancing to the music, while Steve and Bruce watched on with raised brows. “Well then, let's go join them.” Peter grinned, and before Tony could protest Peter was pulling him out on to the dance floor.

The night had gone on and soon Peter and Tony were walking back into Tony's house, lips locked in a heated kiss. As soon as the door was closed, Tony was pressing Peter's back against the hardwood of the door.

“You just had to get up there and dance didn't you? You just had to get up there and make me want you so much, huh?” Tony spoke in a hushed voice as he pressed rough and needy kisses to Peter's neck.

Soft whines were pulled from Peter's lips, “Just had to get a little payback, that's all.” He muttered out, rolling his hips against Tony's earning a soft groan from him.

“Oh, a little payback?” He hummed as Tony's fingers danced over Pete's body, leaving a trail of goosebumps a he did. “Well, I know that's not all you can do when it comes to dancing, so what do you say, give me a little show, baby?”

Peter's skin felt like it was on fire in the most amazing way. He chuckled softly, before nodding a bit, “You want a show?” He hummed as he pulled away from Tony's kiss. He took his bottom lip between his teeth before shimmying out from Tony's grasp. As he walked towards the bedroom, he paused for a moment. He looked back at Tony, slowly peeling his tee shirt from his body and tossing it to Tony before making his way upstairs.

Tony was following close behind, a small laugh falling from Peter's lips as he raced towards the bedroom, Tony hot on his heels. That was one thing Peter loved about his and Tony's relationship, no natter how serious or sexual the moment between them was, they always managed to make each other smile.

As soon as Tony, caught up he was grabbing Peter by his hips once more, pressing a mix of soft and rough kisses against Peter's back.  “Ah, ah, ah, I'm sorry but you aren't allowed to touch the dancers.” Peter hummed, as he turned to face Tony, before pushing him onto the bed. “At least not until they say so.” He whispered before turning back around, his hips swaying from side to side.

A low groan fell past Tony's lips as he stared at Peter, watching his body move, “You are gonna be the death of me, baby.” He said, watching silently Peter as he moved his hands down his chest, before stopping at the waistband of his jeans.

Soon he was slowly shimmying them off, tossing them to the side. He smirked slightly as he slowly moved towards Tony, taking his hands in his and placing them on his hips as he swayed them. “Now you're allowed to touch me.” He whispered in a voice soft as silk.

Tony took that as permission to pull Peter into his lap, letting out a soft moan as Peter took this chance to grind his hips against Tony's. “Baby, you are so goddamn sexy.” He muttered, his hands roaming Peter's bare body.

“And you have a bit to much clothing on for my liking.” Peter hummed, his hands moving to slowly unbutton the black button down that adorned his body. As his hands moved back up Tony's chest, then pushed his shirt back down his shoulders, exposing just enough skin for Peter to kiss. His lips left soft trails along his neck and collarbones, each kiss being soft and light. His fingernails grazing his shoulders, pulling another groan from Tony's lips.

“You are just in the mood to tease, is that right?” Tony spoke, his hands moving to grip Peter's ass. “Ya know, I can tease too.” He began, his hips bucking up to meet Peter's. “I can lay you back, have your entire body under my tongue, bring you so close to a world rocking orgasm then, just when you're about to be pushed over the edge, I'll stop.” He spoke, his voice low as his hand moved before coming down onto Peter's ass with a soft smack.

Peter let out a small whine, which only made Tony chuckle, “Now, I only said I could, not that I would, I love watching your face as you cum, makes me feel good knowing that I made you feel so good.” He hummed, before standing up, bringing Peter with him. He turned them around, gently laying Peter on his back in front of  him before standing up once more. He took his time in slowly pulling his shirt off his body, his jeans soon joining the pile on the floor of discarded clothes.

Peter's eyes raked over Tony's body, having no shame in staring out the beautiful man before him. Tony smiled, leaning back down, hovering over Peter. “I'm gonna make you feel so good.”

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A/N  Okay, so that’s chapter six, i will be doing another chapter soon, but i do want to warn you guys it will be filth. It won’t be a real chapter but more like chapter 6.5, i only want you guys to read it if your comfortable with it and of LEGAL age. 

Much love, Jess

[inyourwildestdreamslove]

Edge of Seventeen: Chapter 2

Pairing: Steve Harrington x Reader x Billy Hargrove

Type: CYOA

Summary: You’re the new girl in school and not everyone can handle you. Steve and Billy are up for the challenge though and end up begging for your attention. Who will you choose?

I love Rock n’ Roll

The rest of the week feels like you are in some strange Twilight Zone episode. You don’t really have a group of friends and, thus far almost everyone is too intimidated to approach you. You are looking forward to this weekend but you’ve seen Billy hanging off of a few other girls, so you’ve decided your best bet for the concert on Friday is Steve. You have no intention of being some casanova wannabe’s notch.

“Hey beautiful… You ready for tonight?” Billy says as he leans against the locker beside you, his arm resting over your head. You can smell his hair products and cologne intermingle in the air around you.

“Actually… I didn’t know if you still wanted to go with me since you’ve been with… that curly haired girl all week... I don’t know her name… So I agreed to go with Steve.”

“What?” His voice drops dangerously low and his charming smile falls from his face.

“You’re going with Harrington?” he spits out.

“Steve Harrington? Yes, that’s what I said.”

“So let me get this straight… you’re blowing me off... for Harrington?” he sputters indignantly.

“No, you just seemed more interested in that other girl, I figured you wanted to take her and I didn’t want to make you feel obligated to take me.”

“Obligated? I wanted to go with you! Beth isn’t going to like that kind of music! She’s just…”

“Just what Billy? Another notch in your belt? Look… we can be friends, but I’m not okay with feeling like I’m just next in line on the Billy Train, okay? We can do something next weekend…. As friends. Okay?”

With your speech over you slam your locker door shut and go to walk away.

“Hey,” he says grabbing your attention, “You aren’t…”

“Aren’t what?”

“A notch…” he walks up to you and gazes into your eyes, “I figured you would get it… being new… far from home and your friends… Living in this shit town when you’re used to a completely different life. Plus you’ve got good taste in music… I just figured we had more in common…that’s all… I’m not interested in her like I am you...”

“Prove it then…”

“Prove what?”

“I’m not a notch,” you know you sound haughty, but you don’t care.

You walk off down the hallway your boots clicking on the cheap linoleum floor.

That evening Steve rolls up in front of your house and you walk out of the house with a lit  cigarette between your lips. You walk down the path to his car and blow the smoke from your mouth as you send him a smile.

“You look…” he stops as he eyes you up and down, “amazing.”

You can’t stop the smile from sliding onto your lips. You are wearing a pair of fishnet tights under a leather mini skirt and black crop top. A leather jacket with studs and patches adorn your frame and your hair and makeup are wild. The smokey eye and deep almost black lip finishing off the look.

“Thanks!” you chirp as you take in his appearance and purr, “You’re not looking too bad yourself.”

He’s wearing a pair of black jeans and a black tee shirt. His denim jacket is slung over his shoulder as he regards you with bright eyes.

“I cannot believe the coolest girl in school is going out with me tonight,” he says with a smile as he rushes around to your door. He opens it for you and you grind the half smoked cigarette into the ground before you get into this car.

You laugh, “Coolest girl? Is that what the verdict is? Should I make a plaque? Do I get an award?”

“Well… you get a date with me. Isn’t that enough?” He asks with a cheeky grin.

“I guess so…” you say returning his smile.

You’re surprised at how surprisingly easy Steve is talk to as you drive to the amphitheater.

“So… favorite song of all time,” he demands as he drives down the road.

“Cherrybomb.”

“Cherrybomb?” he asks in disbelief.

“What?! Joan Jett is the best!” you exclaim talking about the female rock star.

“Joan Jett?”

“I love rock and roll! So I put another dime in the jukebox baby! I love rock and roll! So come and take the time and dance with me!” You sing, impressing the boy beside of you.

“Owh!” you both finish the chorus together.

“He smiled so I got up and asked for his name!” you sing looking at Steve.

“‘But that don’t matter’ he said ‘because it’s all the same!’” Steve continues with a laugh.

“I said: ‘can I take you home? Where we can be alone…’ and next we’re moving on because he was with me!”

“Yeah! Me!” you both yell together before you both collapsed in a fit of laughter.

“Ok I get it!” he says as he wipes tears of laughter from his eyes, “She’s pretty good.”

“The best.”

“Alright! She’s the best!” he relents.

He pulls up at the venue and you both get out of the car. The night air is cool and you’re grateful for your jacket, but you’re surprised when Steve draps his arm around your shoulders as he leads you up to the ticket booth. He pays for you both and the two of you head inside. He keeps his arm draped around you for both warmth and to make sure he doesn’t lose you in the crowd.

“Are you thirsty?” he asks as he pulls you a little closer to him.

“Yeah!”

He leads you over to the concession stand and you notice a few kids around your age giving the two of you odd looks. You know they have to be from the same school as the two of you.

“What would you like?” he asks as he pulls out his wallet.

“A coke?” you ask sweetly.

“Coming right up!” he exclaims.

After grabbing your drinks and snacks you both make your way to an empty spot on the concrete bleachers. You’re wishing you had brought something to sit on as the cold from the makeshift seat seeps through your skirt and scraps against your almost bare legs.

“Damn… this isn’t very comfortable… I’m going to go see if they have anything for you to sit on,” he says as he gets up.

“You don’t have to! I’ll be fine!”

“No way! You’re going to freeze to death! I’ll be right back!”

You sit looking around at everyone talking and just relaxing with their friends. You light up a cigarette so you have something to do with your hands. You still aren’t comfortable in this town with these people. It’s moments like this that you miss your friends the most.

“Where’s your date?” you hear a familiar voice from behind you.

You glance over your shoulder and see Billy sitting a few rows up, a pair of jeans and just his leather jacket. He lets out a stream of smoke from his nose and smirks at you.

“He went to go get me something to sit on. The concrete is rough…” You explain.

He scoffs before he stands up and jumps the few rows down until he gets to you. He settles in next to you.

“You sure King Steve didn’t just pussy out and leave?”

You glance at him out of the corner of your eyes before you roll your eyes back to front.

“What? It’s a valid question!” he defends himself.

“Really Billy?”

“What? A guy can dream about being the knight in shining armor right?”

You laugh as you glance over at him and see the smile on his face.

“You would make the shittiest knight!”

“Why is that?!” he scoffs in mock offense.

“Because!”

“Because why?”

“Just because!”

“Hey uhh…(Y/N)! You okay?” you hear Steve’s voice behind you and see him drop down onto your row.

“Yeah I’m fine. Billy was just keeping me company.”

“I can see that…”

You see the shit eating grin that Billy sends Steve. He has a cocky smirk on his face when he stands up.

“I’ll see you later sweetheart. Maybe you’ll let me introduce you to the band later?”

“Maybe! I’ll have to see what happens!”

“Oh? You want to meet the band? You haven’t even heard them play.”

“She’s a drummer, Harrington,” you can hear the growl in Billy’s voice as he fixes him with a glare. “Of course, she wants to meet the band. She’ll probably be playing this place before we know it.”

The sound of a guitar cuts through the night and ends the conversation. You can sense the hostility between the two guys and you have a feeling you just made it worse. The concert starts and you turn your attention to the stage. You caught Billy’s eye a few times glaring over at the two of you from his seat a few rows down, but you can’t bring yourself to care. Steve is kind of a goofball, but that honestly just made him more fun. He sang off key and the wrong words with you all night. He made sure you had a blanket to sit on when you were tired, so your legs weren’t raw in the morning and made sure you didn’t get cold. He is incredibly sweet and you had the best time with him.

When the show finally ends after an encore performance from the band, you decide that you like them very much actually, Steve pulls you towards him and the two of you make you way towards the exit. You’re both high on the music and your laughter, as you giggle your way through the crowd.  

“Hey! You want to meet the band?”

You glance behind you to see Billy standing there giving you an imploring look. Steve is just standing awkwardly a little ahead of you.

“I thought you were hungry? But if you want to meet the band it’s fine… We can eat when you are done…”

You notice the way that Steve isn’t quite meeting your eyes anymore. You had heard of the fight Billy and Steve had gotten into. Basically Billy had come in and stolen Steve’s title of King of the school.

“Umm… well…” You really want to meet the band, but you don’t want Steve to feel left out or like you’re choosing Billy over him on your date.

What do you do? Do you go with Billy to meet the band or out to dinner with Steve to continue your date?

VOTE!

I’ve decided to do this like those video games where you choose your plot. Except I’m going to have you vote on plot points to continue the story. I’m really curious to see how this turns out. So feel free to vote and throw ideas at me. Who knows? Your wish maybe granted... Like who doesn’t love Jealous Billy??

Can’t wait to see where this goes!

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Rebuild Your Wardrobe With These 16 Menswear Pieces

Rebuild your wardrobe with just 16 items? You bet. Ryan Gosling said so. There’s that line in the film ‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (the long weekend had us brainless movie watching) where Jacob Palmer (Gosling) declares a man can in fact rebuild his entire wardrobe with just 16 pieces of clothing.

Now, we’ll admit it. It’s hard. There are many factors – such as personal style, body type and workplace/dress code needs – to consider. But, if you’re starting from scratch or need to upgrade your look from the ground up, we’re betting that Gosling had these 16 men’s fashion items in mind.

Cropped Jacket

Cropped jackets – à la bomber or Harrington – are essential off-duty coats that can be worn smart, street-ish or sporty. Team one with a shirt and tie for a cool office vibe, or with relaxed, washed jeans and an oversized t-shirt for a clean Nineties vibe. Cuffed jogger pants and a sweatshirt will keep you stylishly snug en route to Saturday’s caffeine-hit. And, then the gym straight after.

BUY 

RELATED: 20 Best Bomber Jackets For Men

Trench Coat

The trench coat is always ‘this season’ thanks to the military jacket’s design, embedded in practicality: the silhouette (a double-breasted cut and ten front buttons, along with wide lapels, a storm flap, belted waist and adjustable cuff straps). And it comes in traditional colours – khaki, navy, beige.

Invented by Burberry and Aquascutum (they both have dibs), styling the trench is your call: buttoned and cinched at the waist over a suit or worn open with the sleeves pushed up to the elbows. Just add sneakers, jeans and a basic t-shirt. Weekend-ready.

BUY 

Leather Jacket

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You’re either a leather jacket man – living it in like you would a pair of jeans – of you’re more cautious, afraid of what the rock, biker jacket might do to your reputation. For the newbie, the leather perfecto is killer; the lancer-fronted jacket cut in a svelte shape with masculine lapels and just enough hardware – zips, press studs, to be sophisticatedly badass.

Style with cropped woollen trousers and derby brogues à la Marlon Brando or with slim fit denim (black with rips) and this season’s boot, the Chelsea, in brown suede.

BUY 

RELATED: 20 Best Leather Jackets For Men

Penny Loafer

Harking from Europe in the early 20th century, before being snapped up by Americans – the penny loafer is an easy-to-wear, yet smart footwear option for men. With a moccasin frame, know the penny style – as opposed to the tassel – by the strip of leather across the saddle and a diamond-gap.

Versatility is a key factor for the penny – a black or brown pair looks just as good with cropped jeans and a t-shirt as they do chinos or suit trousers.

BUY 

White Sneakers

This one’s a no-brainer, considering menswear’s infatuation with all-thing active right now. White sneakers, in a low-cut silhouette and streamline shape, go with everything and anything. Jeans, chinos, and suit pants: just make sure to stick to dress codes (so maybe don’t wear them to a corporate or formal gig). And please, keep them clean.

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Straight-cut jeans will revolutionised your wardrobe. The not-too-loose, not-too-tight silhouette will see you wearing these jeans everyday, of your life (if work allows). Stick to a mid-blue wash – no rips or fading to keep them timeless – and don’t buy cropped, you can roll the cuff if, and when, needed.

Wear with a casual blazer and loafers for weekend-smarts or sneakers and tee for easy breezy summer style in the city.

A well-fitting crew neck basic t-shirt compliments most necks, chests and sets of shoulders, so it’s every man’s style staple.

Kept white, black or navy, its rounded neckline (one that doesn’t plunge like its V-neck friend) can be worn in any setting: under a blazer for a casual suit look or with heritage-blue jeans and canvas tennis shoes, for a look Steve McQueen would nod at.

Source: https://www.dmarge.com/2018/11/mens-wardrobe-essentials.html

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Rebuild Your Wardrobe With These 16 Menswear Pieces

Rebuild your wardrobe with just 16 items? You bet. Ryan Gosling said so. There’s that line in the film ‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (the long weekend had us brainless movie watching) where Jacob Palmer (Gosling) declares a man can in fact rebuild his entire wardrobe with just 16 pieces of clothing.

Now, we’ll admit it. It’s hard. There are many factors – such as personal style, body type and workplace/dress code needs – to consider. But, if you’re starting from scratch or need to upgrade your look from the ground up, we’re betting that Gosling had these 16 men’s fashion items in mind.

Cropped Jacket

Cropped jackets – à la bomber or Harrington – are essential off-duty coats that can be worn smart, street-ish or sporty. Team one with a shirt and tie for a cool office vibe, or with relaxed, washed jeans and an oversized t-shirt for a clean Nineties vibe. Cuffed jogger pants and a sweatshirt will keep you stylishly snug en route to Saturday’s caffeine-hit. And, then the gym straight after.

BUY 

RELATED: 20 Best Bomber Jackets For Men

Trench Coat

The trench coat is always ‘this season’ thanks to the military jacket’s design, embedded in practicality: the silhouette (a double-breasted cut and ten front buttons, along with wide lapels, a storm flap, belted waist and adjustable cuff straps). And it comes in traditional colours – khaki, navy, beige.

Invented by Burberry and Aquascutum (they both have dibs), styling the trench is your call: buttoned and cinched at the waist over a suit or worn open with the sleeves pushed up to the elbows. Just add sneakers, jeans and a basic t-shirt. Weekend-ready.

BUY 

Leather Jacket

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You’re either a leather jacket man – living it in like you would a pair of jeans – of you’re more cautious, afraid of what the rock, biker jacket might do to your reputation. For the newbie, the leather perfecto is killer; the lancer-fronted jacket cut in a svelte shape with masculine lapels and just enough hardware – zips, press studs, to be sophisticatedly badass.

Style with cropped woollen trousers and derby brogues à la Marlon Brando or with slim fit denim (black with rips) and this season’s boot, the Chelsea, in brown suede.

BUY 

RELATED: 20 Best Leather Jackets For Men

Penny Loafer

Harking from Europe in the early 20th century, before being snapped up by Americans – the penny loafer is an easy-to-wear, yet smart footwear option for men. With a moccasin frame, know the penny style – as opposed to the tassel – by the strip of leather across the saddle and a diamond-gap.

Versatility is a key factor for the penny – a black or brown pair looks just as good with cropped jeans and a t-shirt as they do chinos or suit trousers.

BUY 

White Sneakers

This one’s a no-brainer, considering menswear’s infatuation with all-thing active right now. White sneakers, in a low-cut silhouette and streamline shape, go with everything and anything. Jeans, chinos, and suit pants: just make sure to stick to dress codes (so maybe don’t wear them to a corporate or formal gig). And please, keep them clean.

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Straight-cut jeans will revolutionised your wardrobe. The not-too-loose, not-too-tight silhouette will see you wearing these jeans everyday, of your life (if work allows). Stick to a mid-blue wash – no rips or fading to keep them timeless – and don’t buy cropped, you can roll the cuff if, and when, needed.

Wear with a casual blazer and loafers for weekend-smarts or sneakers and tee for easy breezy summer style in the city.

A well-fitting crew neck basic t-shirt compliments most necks, chests and sets of shoulders, so it’s every man’s style staple.

Kept white, black or navy, its rounded neckline (one that doesn’t plunge like its V-neck friend) can be worn in any setting: under a blazer for a casual suit look or with heritage-blue jeans and canvas tennis shoes, for a look Steve McQueen would nod at.

Source: https://www.dmarge.com/2018/11/mens-wardrobe-essentials.html