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Barista: Hi. Welcome to Beacon Coffee and Tea. What can I get you?
Stiles: How much is it to fill a 20oz with espresso?
Barista: I.....sorry???
Stiles: Your 20oz XXL redeye cup. How much to fill it with espresso.
Barista: Oh, uh...I guess..? I only have a button for a quad. I don't have a special pricing option for 20 oz of espresso in a...single drink.
Stiles: Price is the furthest thing from my mind right now. How many add shots is that?
Barista: *deep breath of fear*
Barista: That would be a quad with.......si-sixteen additional shots.
#incorrect quotes#teen wolf incorrect quotes#source: tumblr#stiles stilinski#and unsuspecting barista#stiles IS the coffee cryptid of lore#(shoutout to the iconic coffee cryptid saga)
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