#still love goat bro dw

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soup did a highschool au

pspspsps

i hate myself too dw

alabama: too skinny for football. became a cheerleader instead. super gay. in denial. dominates home economics class. brings everyone cupcakes on his birthday and has done so since he was a kid.

alaska: hates it here. sleeps through all his classes. has cute dogs tho.

arizona: chugs energy drinks like its water. was that kid who used to flirt by being the fastest kid in the class. probably cant do math. winks badly.

arkansas: tired. nerd jock. also gay. pretends he doesnt write poetry. probably pretended he was a wolf as a child. in denial about this. angsty.

california: saunters in 30m late with his starbucks. popular but really unlikeable. pretends his straight a's are easy when hes up until 4am studying. theatre kid. believes he cannot be anything but the best and will do anything to achieve that because if he cant then hes a failure. was probably a pageant child.

colorado: high as fuck. everyone likes him. probably doesnt shower tho. he has the vibes for it. has never done a homework in his life. has a whole feast of snacks in his backpack.

connecticut: shows up in a suit for the first day of every year. 'um aHCKtually' kid. does that 'hmph' thing whenever hes faced with someone inferior to him. shiny ass shoes. dresses like andy bernard from the office.

delaware: crypto bro. nobody cares. shows up an hour early. cries when hes not top of the class. ate crayons as a child and in denial. also has shiny ass shoes.

florida: cannot drive. does it anyway. also high as fuck. physically cannot sit still. was held back in third grade. does not care. refuses to abide by any of the rules. likes holding hands with louis under the desk.

georgia: late. every day. physically cannot show up on time. sleeps through most of his classes. on the football team. however he never participates in gym class. he is too tired. does not know what homework is. brings his own lunch to school and that shit is goddamn gourmet.

hawai'i: does not go to this school. certified baddie. lesbian queen. we love her.

idaho: used to have a potato for a best friend when he was a kid. can be persuaded to smuggle baby goats into school. passionate about agriculture. will bust out the facts on best conditions to grow produce in. has a deer head on his bedroom wall.

illinois: wears a hoodie every day of his life. will fight NY at every opportunity. orders pizza from his parents pizza place every day. pretends hes not a mamas boy. idk he just has the vibes. strange passion for presidential history.

indiana: still sleeps in a racecar bed. has a pet cow. likes doing donuts in the parking lot. has accidentally hit many peoples cars whilst doing this. weirdly happy. fixes his car up himself. sometimes not very well. plays basketball like its a religion.

iowa: quiet. freezes up when called on. very shy. most people forget hes there. wants to go to culinary school. hes trying his best. so very scared. smuggled an emotional support piglet into class.

scream if yall want some more juice