#still on the Basard

[beatcroc]

pest control TWO!!!!! heres the first one

adn heres the obligatory bonus bc i can't help myself :')

[comicalcarnival]

Alien Chibu, once everyone finds his ship: why do I hear Dark Souls boss music

the real question; is the dark souls music coming from Xio's fury or is he playing the dark souls music to intimidate them-

[disturbnot]

hey folks. thank u so much to everyone who's messaged me these past few days, even if it was just to send me a random meme, it's appreciated more than u know! ❤ i think i'm through the worst of the anguish from the news, still just ... i guess kinda dissociated? life feels a little more like a cardboard diorama to me rn. i will be okay, i always am. and my dad is doing okay as well, that's the important thing. i'm hoping to get back to writing once this weird haze lifts enough for it. burying myself in stoic philosophy works twofold - help for my soul, and keeping my creative fire alive. i have faith in my spirits to return to where they need to be in time. but for now, i hope you're all doing okay ❤ i miss it here more than i thought i would, but i won't be gone too long now.

[hyakuro]

#i'm cole's biggest fan but don't tell him.

kiss kiss @crucifeared

[vaultsixtynine]

ok im workshopping anathema a bit since i'm trying to nail down a new ingame appearance for her. harlequin patterns on her clothes but she isn't Actually a troupe member (lacks the coordination or ability to perform, just remembers her time with a mendicant troupe fondly/wistfully/sorrowfully)

colors are still dark blue and vaguely sunsetty but more inclined towards brown and dark neutral base tones and softer, brighter accent colors along the sunset collection. still no horns, wings, or tail, just the vestige of them left behind. likes patterns and leather and taking naps in her cuirass (keeps her upright for most efficient napping)

she doesn't have hooves or anything bc that's not the Type of tief she is. she probably sometimes dyes her hair but it's not done with any particular finesse. she's a person who likes pretty things but is perfectly happy with not being super precise about how beautification happens; she's also still covered in scars and very emotionally closed off behind the mendicant job. she'll help you with any woes, do any work, soothe any fears, and drift off to the next person who needs help without overstaying her welcome.

her base mendicant organization is NOT the vagrant troupe she originally spent time with, but a cheesemaker's guild that took her in after she threw herself at their mercy for [redacted heinous activities] post-cult-escape. so now she travels about selling cheese when she has some, but mostly attending to her own brand of mendicant duties.

[dhampir-dyke]

Sighs wistfully

[birthclod]

Thinking very heavily about Conquest, and the connection between having the choice of recruiting or killing Shura in Chapter 16 and then the very next chapter being the one where you kill Kotaro, the ONLY time he appears AFTER recruiting him, and how the mostly fandomwide joke about him in Conquest was killing him for the Boots. You would rob a man of the chance to avenge his people? Destroy the opportunity for a kingdom reborn? Disgraceful.

[trollbreak]

*taps the mic* Is there a Jack here?

[You find a hemoanon in a dark cowboy hat and adjusting his bolo tie, before he turns to check you out. And his eyes linger. And he grins, before eventually meeting your eyes again.]

“You found him, doll. What can I do for ya?”

[baby-xemnas]

Much too much horniness - time for angst!

Could you imagine when Law had to leave the Heart pirates to go to Punk Hazard? Bepo on his knees, arms wrapped around Law's waist, crying his eyes out? Begging Law - not asking him to not go, but asking to take Bepo with him. Cause he knows this is something Law needs to do, but Bepo can't stand the thought of not being with him.

Law stroking and snuggling into Bepo's fur, trying to memorise the feel of it under his fingers, the smell, the warmth - all bc he realises this may be the last time he will be able to do so.

Bepo putting on a brave face, bc he is in charge of the crew now. But still cries everytime he goes to bed, bc their sheets still smells like Law.

Law wearing his coat on Punk Hazard - he chose it bc it had the fluffy inside lining. He'll stroke it when he's missing Bepo, but it's just not the same. TᴖT

basard....

its so fucked tho seriously....they never EVER parted for long periods of time since they met...its wrong but it has to be done. all kinds of conflicting because law is annoying he cant tell a lie even if its merciful. he cant promise to return so he says nothing. and bepo is so upset with him for it, but at the same time - law have never been more impressive and admirable than he is in that moment.

bepo can't be mad if he tries, he loves law too much that he forgives his cruel decisions. and he respects law, and his sense of duty (and desire to pay his debt to corazon, no matter how crazy it is) way too much that he doesn't allow foolish thought that himself and the crew are not important to law - bepo knows law loves them, his goal to avenge cora doesnt disprove it :') he knows law leaving them behind IS the proof of his love.

so he knows how much it hurts law to break their hearts for their own good. so it is while bepo admires him immensely in that moment - he feels so sorry for his best friend too

[tagfer]

ohhhh i forgot about this basard eat all the good foods... that's ok i still love u tubbs

[raitrolling]

👊 Bellamy vs Viltau (i wanna see the rich basards fight)

funnily enough, this one has canonically already happened!

the tl;dr is that Belamy won the physical fight, but Viltau won the emotional fight because he's living life happier than ever while Belamy is still seething over their fallout

[your-fave-is-bi]

hi everyone. Here's your local basard's first dark urge, Neyrha (baldur's gate 3 edition) lore tm under the readmore bc im shy

anyway if any of you remember, Neyrha Trevelyan was a dragon age inquisition oc, who i then repurposed into destiny 2 for a bit and now im doing it again into baldur's gate 3! huzzah!

i did make some tweaks lorewise bc i thought playing a human would be a little boring for my first dark urge playthrough so she's a drow now! yay! with that comes a name update bc i spent a while just kinda pouring over drow name meanings last night, so her full name is Neyrhiia T'hraevalale'an (i tried to drowify Trevelyan as best i could n i think i did a pretty good job ngl) and for personal ease, she just remembers her name is Neyrha 👍

im still chewing on other lore for her rn but i've got ideas stewing.

[owlcryptid]

Ive begun writing actual pieces of script for my comic (wow!!), currently on some banter from child Val and Beryl, and Beryl is 100% the kind of child that is both endearing but also makes me want to punt him into the sun because he is unable to sit still OR shut up for a minute. hehe

Also the document is a basard child of english and french mixed together with the formatting being of a movie script except I don't really give a shit but it's only for my own eyes for now so I guess it's ok? lol

[coldbug]

fuck i rly need access to a private kiln,,, the girlies still really like that fucka you basard bowl i posted but i still haven’t fired it bc i don’t feel like i should fire it thru the community kilns 🥲 times i wish kiln unloading was still my job 😩

[tobiramamonmari29]

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Tobirama and Madara yelled at it with full lungs like all the times they argued so nothing new about that.

The others let them scream miserably at it Like animals. the men had a shitty character for one and for the other always right, so it didn't always fit.

Madara: IF I COULD HAVE DONE IT!

Tobirama: you don't know how to do it, you lack capacity... You don't think enough neurons.

madara: I AM A SMART MAN! TOBIRAAMAAA-KUN! you asshole go.

Izuna: Why are they arguing this time?

Toka: Apparently Madara had left to start something important.

Mito: and Tobirama saw fit to help him when he didn't need it... although that's not entirely true.

Izuna: Just for that?

Toka: You have to leave them, it's the best.

They nodded in agreement and left for another discussion, completely ignoring them this time.

madara: YOU DIDN'T NEED TO COME I MANAGE VERY WELL ON YOUR OWN

Tobirama: yes, yes, I thought I saw that but it's not the case.

Hashirama: we don't know how to silence them? They scare me more :').

Kawarama: I agree with my brother. and it's rare to fucking shut them up.

Madara: YOU ARE JUST AN ASSHOLE!

Tobirama: and here you are again insulting everything that can breathe and move, that's all you.

Madara: YOU LIE, WHITE BASARD!

the two men moved closer in their arguments until they were forehead to forehead, their breaths mixing with each other's proximity, their anger had not diminished even though one was calmer than the other.

Madara: I-

Toka: ENOUGH FOR YOU DE- huh? oh I-sorry you flirt...... Weirdly hum humtoka got up from his chair while slapping his hands on the table which the others but especially the two screaming men didn't expect them to kiss due to the blow Madara received when she got up to shout above the cries.

Madara: Uh.. I.

tobirama: you.. Hmm.

Madara: I have to go.

Tobirama: Yeah me too.

The two men left the room as quickly as possible, still blushing.

Mito: They won't argue for a while I think. Anyone want some tea?

kawarama: it's clear, we know the solution now. Thanks very much.

Toka: Yeah indeed.

They'll just have to make them kiss each other again if they come to do it again.

End

[fivzen]

yet more night lords for your viewing pleasure

I like the chainsaw

I still think of them as basards