#stop being hot you're an babby

[thatgoddamngingerundercut]

‘Butter’ Jacket Shoot Sketch Day Three - Jungkook

[tsuki-sennin]

It's rather late at night, huh?

Well, for the sake of helping space things out, I figured I'd do this on Saturday night instead of Sunday~! After all, that's when it goes up, yeah? Having a plate of nachos tonight~! ...well, I say nachos, but it's just a plate of chips with chunky salsa and shredded cheese that came with my taco dinner from a local Mexican place. Still really good though~! Anyways, we have our whole gang together~! Rice! Sandwich! Ramen! The three types of easy lunch for an on the go public~! Fuel for the working man~!

-Ran-chan, how surprising~! And not at all something we knew for months and got delayed on~!

-Oh! CooKing! I... kinda forgot about you and your CooQueen. Hewwo~!

-CureSta stalkers. Perhaps it really is as bad as the real one.

-Fennel, huh? Aren't you a sight for sore eyes?

-"Keep doing a reasonable job, my darling subjects!"

-...y'know, for a guy so prevalent in the intro, Takumi Sans Undertale doesn't really seem to... exist, huh?

-"Chururin Quits CureSta!? The Reason Why Will Shock You!"

-Oh, Takumi-kun! Speak of the devil, and he shall appear~!

-Ahhhh, asking her out for a burger, huh? I wonder if they have beer batter fries and spicy wagyu beef?

-Oh... oof... feel that, brother.

-...I uh, don't mean to kick a man while he's down, but you might be barking up the wrong tree.

-Ahhhhh, Kokone-chan~!

-Has Ran-chan been doing that all morning? That must've been hard to deal with in a tight hallway.

-"Whaaaaaat? No, I'm acting

-K-ketchup spaghetti, what-

-"You know what? You're right, The Cheat! This computer catsup is better than the regular kind! Or that purple kind!" -Bubs, 2003

-...to be fair, I could see Yui really liking Heinz's Funky Purple.

-Yui, Ran, and you, Kokone, you funky little lady!

-Ahhhhhhhh, a day trip out and about this lovely little town~! Sounds wonderful~!

-Wow, Godatz sounds... familiar? I'm not sure who he's voiced by, but I know I've heard him somewhere.

-"I promise I'll stop being terrible at being evil... uhhhhhh, on second thought..."

-Secretoru, you may be a lazy, petty-ass hoe... but goddamn are you pretty.

-Se, no! Bundoru, Bundoru~!

-"Oh fuck, my favorite food blog stopped posting. ...is this my fault? :("

-Search your feelings, Amane Kasai! Let your heart free and embrace your kindness!

-Besides, with your track record, Gentle ain't exactly giving Blue Cat a run for her money as a phantom thief, y'know what I'm sayin'?

-Ah, Pretty Holic~! I see you~! Guess it's a whole franchise, huh?

-Oooooh, Sakuramochi~!

-Ohhhhh, Japanese Food Street... traditional flavors all around~

-Recipeppi~!

-Whoa~! It's real~!

-Bean,,,

-Western Food Street~!

-Spag, baga, cafe~! ...the three kinds of westerner food.

-...is that bagel green? Oh... that's... mortifying. Are these St. Patrick's Day themed bagels? Or like... weird experimental stuff?

-Ohhhhh, those look lovely...

-Ahhhhh, our prerequisite Chinatown~! This really is a huge city!

-Man, this show has a very lovely score, huh?

-Koko-pi nice idea~!

-Ahhhh, conflict arises.

-Chururin is free of the influencer life.

-Of course, given how kind the Pretty Cure universe seems in general, perhaps that truly is a bad thing.

-Kome Kome you absolute babby.

-Oh, Mari-chan!

-"Goddammit, I really want this bun~!"

-Oh man, hot food that's good even as it gets cold!?

-Have I mentioned how much I love Rosemary? Because I do, what a fantastic dude.

-"My grandmother said this... People become stronger through adventures."

-...I know I joke about Souji Tendou's grandmother, but goddamn, her wisdom extends far beyond time and space.

-Gentle, you monster! You disrespect the sanctity of the Borgar!

-OH GODDAMMIT MAN

-Wait, this place is called The Diner?

-Wow. ...well, to be fair, it's probably called "Za Daina" or something to that effect in universe, so I imagine Oishi-Na residents can find it just fine. ...you might be very confused as an English-speaking tourist though.

-Spatula.

-Ohhhh, there's Takumi-kun~! I assume he just really wanted that burger. ...honestly, same.

-Yeah, that's the funny gay fella who stayed in your family's inn a few weeks ago.

-"Holy shit, he's got fruity superpowers!"

-Ah, I see Ran-chan's still a bit separate from the sequence. ...still thought, I adore the animation. Like, the way the colors pop, the pattens, the lighting, the way

-"Ughhhhh, fine! I'll actually put in effort today!"

-Flippin' insane, huh?

-Ahhhh, yep~! Ran-chan with the galaxy brain battle tactics!

-"Udon~!"

-The taste of defeat. Much like noodles, today.

-Baga day~!

-Ah, I see. You have "burger" and think "cowboy", just like StarNinger, huh Toei? ...actually, a Wild West-themed Cure team would probably be pretty neat... I know there was one in HappinessCharge, representing America, but a full blown season would be pretty bitchin'.

-Ohhhhhhhhhh, I get it! Yum-Yum is noodles, so spaghetti western!

-And here is Gentle, having a real bad day. Amane Kasai's heart is fraught with sorrow.

-I sure hope Takumi gets more development sooner than later, since... well, he's quite boring, isn't he? It's not like I dislike him or anything, it's just... dude, I wanna know who you are. How did you become friends with Yui? How do you feel about Rosemary hanging around your house? What's your favorite thing to order at The Diner? Is your hot mom single? What's your KDR in Fortnite? What's your favorite ligma joke? These're all important questions!

-Next episode! Lunchtime at Yui's place, with ramen sandwiches and wacky fightin' between Weird Rich Sandwich Girl and Weird Influencer Ramen Girl!

-Ohhhhh, who dat? Our third general? He's pretty hot!

[fruityyamenrunner]

i cannot add this to the post as i would like bc i am blocced by OP (for i think this poast) but for record i want this linked to

the heatwave this week has been more unpleasant for me because it has lasted longer and has been about as hot. i understand that, coming later in summer, there is a much more severe drought (not here though hehe)... but i have not received any further "oh poor baby... baby... remember to drink worter... babys first heatwave! does baby know how to drink lots of worter? babby will die in the heat! uh-oh! you're feeling sleepy...." from work or from ambient social media messaging even though i would expect more people are suffering this week. and certainly all the usual drought measures are being imposed, but rather matter-of-factly, as they increasingly are.

instead the most relevant news item in my programming is a story about a large reservoir that people are trying to stop from being built for all the usual reasons. the general angle of the programming is the people trying to stop the reservoir from being built are selfish and ignorant (fact check: correct, ⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️ five balances of justice) and something must be done about them (also correct). unlike the first campaign, this second campaign is good.