#sumarmz waffles

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I have met exactly 7 other people who know what nanbaka is and I have accepted that that is all I will ever get

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There's this boy I'm mates with and I was texting him and I helped him with some stuff and he was like "thanks bb" AND ALMOST IMMEDIATELY HE STARTED SPAMMING LIKE "WAIT NO" "THAT WAS A TYPO" "OMG NO" "IM SO SORRY" "THATS SO EMBARASSING I DIDNT MEAN THAT" it was so funny bc I genuinely wouldn't have batted an eye since I say worse to my friends he's so cute lmao

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IM GOING TO EAT A BATTERY

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Why are ppl on tiktok saying they learnt the order of the rainbow from school/songs do yall never fucking look at a bloody rainbow? I learnt the red and yellow and pink and green purple and orange and blue song but I still have the common sense to just look outside???? THE EMOJI????? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

🌈🌈🌈 JUST LOOK AT IT YOU DAFT FUCKERS

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I love rarepair shipping bc like yes ik in canon this would never happen but in my au they make out ok

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Rewatching Kubo and the Two Strings after watching it like 8 years ago bc I feel bored of life 🙏🙏

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Girls girled so hard I became lesbian

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Whenever my irls like my tumblr posts i stare at the notification in horror until I realise that they're also on tumblr and they've been friends with me for 4+ years so they should expect this and welcome it

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I always forget dresses aren't supposed to be worn with like trousers or leggings or smth like wdym ur going out with just a flimsy piece of fabric covering ur panties girl

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I just realised half my friends are on the aroace spectrum am I garlic bread

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Why do makeup companies keep rebranding lip glosses and calling them lip oils like dammit I just want my lips to be not crusty

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I find it rlly funny how I might get kidnapped one day or like die but bc of the sheer amount of posts in my queue my mutual might not realise smths up for like a month

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Guys I might get a cat for my birthday what should I name it if I do

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Chat my uncle planned his wedding like right in the middle of gcse season I'm gonna kms

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Sat on the kitchen counter manspreading while my jam probably overcooks :3

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Hey guys I'd appreciate it if your smut mini fics had an introduction and had the little read more thing because I don't want to be scrolling and immediately see "his cock pulses in you" first thing in the mornig at 6:57 am on a Saturday