#sw.liz

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HE DIED ALONE HE WAS ALL ALONE IN THAT SHIP CHIRRUT HAD BAZE AND CASSIAN AND JN HAD EACH OTHER AND BAZE WAS AVENGING CHIRRUT RIGHT THERE AND KAY SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR CASSIAN WHEN HE WAS JUST THERE BUT BODHI!!!! BODHI WAS ALL ALONE IN THAT SHIP WITH NO ONE HIS PLANET WAS DESTROYED HE WAS TORTURED ALL HE HAD WAS THE KNOWLEDGE THAT HE DID WHAT HE COULD AND NO IDEA IF IT REALLY WORKED OR IF EVERYTHING HE SACRIFICED WAS FOR NOTHING AND HE WAS ALONE

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finn and poe, 12 (with a bonus droid of your choice!)

12. “I’ve been buying the wrong underwear.” (WHO SENT THIS LMAO)

(featuring stabby the space roomba, who’s origins i have totally forgotten but im sure we all know the space roomba with the knives attached)

Finn looks up from his desk as Poe storms into their shared room, handfuls of shreaded cloth pouring out of closed fists.

“I’ve been buying the wrong underwear,” he says, throwing the wadded material into the bin then flopping dramatically onto the bed, face first.

Finn barely contains a snort. “Oh? And what brought on this revelation?”

“Well, obviously, I need to be buying underwear that doesn’t get torn to pieces every time a marauding droid finds its way in here.”

Finn raises an eyebrow at him with utter disdain, but there is mirth in his voice when he replies, “Or maybe, more obviously, you should be not such a disaster yourself and actually put your things away and off the ground so cleaner droids don’t roll all over it in their constant futile attempt to tidy your messes.”

“It wasn’t the cleaner droids it was—” The rest of Poe’s sentence is drowned out by the blankets.

“The what?”

Another unintelligible mumble.”

“Poe…”

Poe finally sits up, utterly disgruntled, and repeats, “It was Stabby.”

Finn blinks. “Stabby…as in, the droid you and Rey strapped knives onto and set loose, the one that no one has been able to catch yet after two whole weeks?”

Poe looks like he wants to dissolve right into the bedding, his face flaming red. 

“The bastard rolls in here, stabs my underwear, carries them off and tears them to pieces and just leaves them in the middle of the hallway–” 

Finn can’t hold back any longer. He just about shrieks, and has tears come into his eyes as he shakes with laughter.

“It’s not funny, Finn! It’s a menace, I need your help–”

“Oh. Oh no. No, Poe. This is all a mess entirely of your making. Your hubris got too much. You played god, you put knives on a droid, and it’s all coming back to bite you–or your underwear, really. This is all on you, buddy.” Finn wipes at his eyes and dissolves into more chuckles. “Wrong underwear, my ass.”

Poe puts on a scowl, stubborn as ever, but Finn can see the way his lips pull up at the edge as he tries not to laugh.

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bodhi rook is a hero and he saved the galaxy thank you for coming to my tedtalk

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hey folks i wrote a lil rebelcaptain fic if you wanna check it out! :)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/14953808

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Rey is a Leia's daughter...Rey-short for Breha-was named after her adopted grandmother

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the realist in me doesn't actually think that finn will be lukes son that being said, i will be so disappointed and upset if he's not and I fight everyone at lucasfilm in the Mcdonalds parking lot without hesitation

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lucasfilm hit that die challenge

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w h y does no one tag their j*n or r*belcaptain anymore I don't wanna see that I saw enough a year ago I've done my time I just wanna be able to blacklist the tag please @god w h y