#swimmer probz

[kamyswims-blog]

when a non-swimmer complains about not being able to do their homework because of their hour long practice the day before.

[i-hate-swimming-blog]

I hate swimming #9

my friend’s suit ripped right down the butt crack four minutes before we started our routine 10x1000’s practice lmao

[unrequited-sarcasm-blog]

Swim problems

They say you learn something new every. This is what I learned at swim practice today: 1. Snorkels are to be put on in 5 seconds. 2. If you've never used a swim snorkel before, you're expected to know how. 3. If your snorkle just came out of the package, you're expected to know how to assemble it. 4. If you don't know how to use a snorkle, just relax and breathe. 5. Breathe out. 6. There will be water in your snorkel. You don't know how it got there but you have to blow it out. 7. Breathing while swimming is to be done with the mouth. Not the nose. 8. I don't know how to breathe. 9. I've been breathing wrong for my entire life. 10. Coach is actually trying to kill us. This was originally a theory but has now been affirmed. Not sure if cause of death will be chloride poisoning or drowning by asphyxiation.

[shut-up-and-swim-bitch]

Swimmers doing athletic activities on land

[swimgoddess-blog]

[slgls]

Winter Break

When everyone is excited at school for winter break and your sitting there dreading the future of hell week and long course winter training.

[redginganinja]

No matter how often you shower, you still smell like chlorine.

[somewhatofanassbutt]

after a hard kick set

me: how do you think the kick set went?

other swimmer: it wasn't so bad

me shoving breadsticks into swim bag: i have to leave right now immediately

[i-hate-swimming-blog]

I hate swimming #7

When your suits gets old and janky enough to get that sag 👌just right✋ so that your embarrassing nipple shapes are practically visible to the world 😩🏊💦💦

[nolongerhipster]

My swim coach made a 'different strokes for different folks' joke today. It's his second day.

[shut-up-and-swim-bitch]

Test set

[amandamarie1989]

Getting up at 8am every morning in the summer to go to swim practice gets real old real quick

[slgls]

🎃Halloween🎃

When you go trick or treating after practice and hoard two big bags of candy but you have a swim meet in a week

[wherethewatermeetstheland]

Swimmer Problems

**Having to figure out if I have to put pants on when getting out of the car somewhere...*** 😧

[i-hate-swimming-blog]

I hate swimming #6

when you descend every 50 but you left such a big time gap between the first and second 50 that you still add time

[simply-shenanigans]

"Dive 200 fly for time"

Not today coach. Not any day coach.