#tali’zorah vas normandy

[monowires]

john: *constantly being shocked by things he touches*

tali: …what’s wrong with him?

garrus: huh? oh, he forgot to put dryer sheets in his last load of laundry.

tali: but joker does that all the time and he doesn’t have problems like… this.

garrus: that’s because he’s not biotic.

john, from the next room: [yelps of surprise followed by expletives]

garrus, visibly amused: you should see him during winter.

[yuku78]

my gurlsss

[ghostryders]

tali casually saying “when do we get to stop reacting to our parents and start living for ourselves?” like she didn’t just drop one of the hardest lines in the trilogy

[angstyastro]

The squad causing problems on purpose

[c-rowlesdraws]

lol it’s been long enough since the fiasco that happened last time that today I started thinking, “hmm, maybe I could post this new tali picture to the mass effect subreddit, I’m proud of it and maybe it would go over okay”

but I went to the sub to do a vibe check and didn’t even have to look very far back to see that someone had linked another tali drawing of mine in a discussion and

…I think I’m good. Sure these people got downvoted and other people reacted positively but lol. I’m good. That little voice in my head that goes, “post on the sub, it might be fun,” that’s the devil talking.

[fandomnerd9602]

Tali: I love you but if I were to even kiss you id risk an infection

Y/N: I understand Tali

Y/N walks away…

Tali: where are you going?

Y/N: to buy all the Lysol, Clorox wipes and zinc tablets! I want you to stay healthy when I eventually kiss you!!

Tali: (blushes) I wish you could see how hard I’m blushing under my helmet

[synnyi]

Begging for ME: 4 crumbs

[biowho]

Shep & Garrus listening:

[calli-sa]

The best girl, Tali! I love Quarians so much, we need more of them!

[frecklef0x]

Working on a Tali’zorah headcanon. Still a little in the works, but I like this direction. The top right is a paint-over of the official art from the ME Legendary Edition. She have pointy teef

[bellamer]

Mack Shepard: Even if I was straight I wouldn’t choose any of the women here.

Joker: Why not ?

Mack: My choices are between little miss perfect, homicidal tank girl and Tali.

Joker: What’s wrong with Tali ?

Mack: Nothing. I just wouldn’t want to ruin our friendship.

Joker: Have you actually tried talking to the men ?

Mack: Jacob is so straight it’s painful, Zaeed obviously still has issues with his ex, Garrus sucks at talking to women so I doubt he’s ever considered men, Thane has too much going on to probably even consider, Mordin isn’t my type.

Joker: Well it wasn’t like you had choices on the original Normandy.

Mack: At least I had Kaidan’s butt to ogle at.

[yuku78]

finished me2 yesterday and kept everyone alive lordddd im stressing,,,,,,,my sillies

[themassrelay]

my partner and i came up with these names for our squadmates and i’m posting them here with no context lol

battle turtle

police chicken

zen iguana

science squid

bucket head (admiral bucket)

titty bot

teenage mutant battle turtle

loco dudebro (jar head)

brutal grandpa

meditation mommy (justice squid)

four eyes

hoodie mama

biotic baldie

toothbrush gay

christian girlie but in space

o canada

genius gecko

grieving gay

fragile flyer

sit-up shawty

metal boi

genetic ass

[blankpapper]

Flowers for the prettiest gal in the galaxy - Tali’Zorah Fanart

I love her so much it’s unbelievable

[saturnisaturnip]

Tali doodle 💜

[luckyspacerabbit]

ok . Reasons you should ship tali and james:

james would call her lil mama and she’d love it

they’d destroy the dance floor with infectious enthusiasm and laughter

he’d love her temper

they gas each other up like crazy

he’d sweep her off her feet and she’s a sucker for it every time

no weird power dynamics just vibes

her explaining her bots to him while he does curl ups

she’d defend his honor with a shotgun

IDEAL couple to be friends with