I was going through the TAZ steeplechase tag and I was like who tf is schlabethany. She’s not a main character. Then I got to her episode and I was like OH. That’s exactly what she says to introduce herself btw.
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she’s an absolute shitbird. she doesn’t like potato chips. she hates movies. she teaches poor kids how to pluck their eyebrows as part of her court mandated community service. she’s a taurus, but not one of ~those~ kinds of tauruses. she once caught a wild fox, and fed it poison.
I didn’t say her name, but she popped into your head, didn’t she
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How could I not draw her?
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TONIGHT on Passion's Cove
Evan GoodParty Jams out
Beef Johnnie Shrimptoast gets fiesty
And Schlebethany may be a Self Titled "ABSOLUTE SHITBIRD" but she still believes Consent is Important
That's all to come at STEEPLECHASE'S hottest horniest dating show
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this is who I picture in my head when I think about schlabethany
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i would also like to advocate for the "just schlabethany" spinoff
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You know, after having met Bitch Riggins, aka Schlabethany, aka Shoebox once again, I had a vision that I need to be realized: Taako and her having a Bitch Off. Like, God, that would be legendary
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I just think shes neat
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Hired by Kinchel to kill someone but couldn't do it cause she had the shits...... I'm so obsessed with her all hot girls Do have ibs
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OHMYGOD THIS NEW PIN IS SO CUTE
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justin learned from the ethersea spelling curse that is why the first character to be properly introduced in steeplechase clarifies her name is with a k first thing
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No shlabethany this weeks episode
Hundreds dead thousands injured
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listen, i love the mcelroy brothers as much as anyone, but the new kidadelphia arc has really showed that at the end of the day, they're still a group of cishet men. you're telling me that in a layer of children left to run feral, a layer where they all rename themselves something more fun, they haven't met a single character named lady alesandra emerald? nobody named aria the air fairy? nobody named artemis athena cassandra (thena for short 'cause it sounds badass)? WHERE is my weird little girl representation??
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I want nothing BUT Artemiseus Goodparty
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