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[yeetbixed]

Here’s a guide to Australian language:

Broarvo: Afternoon

Bottle-o: Place where you buy alcohol

Thong: Flip flop

Gaytime: An ice cream (a bloody good one too y’all missing out)

Drongo: A fool

Roo: Kangaroo

Mate: A friend

G’day: Hi

Avo: Avocado

Sanga: Sandwich

Footy: Football

A cold one: Beer

Brekkie: Breakfast

Barbie: Barbeque

Chook (can’t believe no one else says this): Chicken

Cactus: Dead out asleep (”Oh yeah mate, she was cactus”)

Ciggy: Cigarrette

Brolly: Umbrella (literally I use this bad boy all of the time)

Lollies (who tf doesn’t use this you weirdos call it candy): Candy

MACCAS: Mate it’s McDonalds

Mozzie: Mosquito (lil buggers I hate em)

No dramas: Not a problem

Snag: Sausage

Sheila: Woman

Stoked: Amazed

Sunnies (Yet again I thought everyone used this): Sunglasses

Heaps: A lot (why don’t y’all say this it’s so commonly used hereee)

Enjoy and speak australian you illiterate swine.