#tbp astrid

[six-owls-in-a-trenchcoat]

Fen: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?

Astrid: The final boss.

Owen: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?

Fen: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

[six-owls-in-a-trenchcoat]

Fen: Don’t worry, I have a permit.

Astrid: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.

[six-owls-in-a-trenchcoat]

Astrid: Look, Fen, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

[six-owls-in-a-trenchcoat]

Astrid: What time is it?

Baldwin: I don’t know, pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

Baldwin: *BLASTS the saxophone*

Fen: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING?

Baldwin: It’s 2 am. 

[six-owls-in-a-trenchcoat]

Astrid: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?

Baldwin: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.

[six-owls-in-a-trenchcoat]

Astrid: Do I least have a chance to explain myself?

Matt: This is America, so nope!

Astrid: This isn't America, this is SOUTH DAKOTA!