#teasnarker headcanons

[teasnarker92]

Don't Imagine

Don’t imagine having a dog shit day.

Don’t imagine getting out of bed late, facing subsequent traffic on the way to work, getting yelled at by your manager for failing to do a project they didn’t tell you about.

Don’t imagine having forgotten your lunch.

Don’t imagine having a coworker spreading rumors about you.

Don’t imagine that on the way home, it starts to rain, and your tire blows out.

Don’t imagine getting a phone call from your boyfriend Papyrus. He asks where you are. And you break down, crying. Don't imagine him saying, “Hold on.” And some time later, he rolls up to your spot in his own car.

Don’t imagine him getting out of his car and guiding you into the passenger seat of his car.

Don’t imagine him shrugging off his jacket and putting it over your shoulders.

Don’t imagine him rolling up his sleeves as the water drips down his now soaked shirt.

Don’t imagine him driving you home, where dinner is waiting, and he freshly washed your bed sheets so they’re fresh from the dryer and soft.

Don’t imagine him snuggling you close as you finally unwind from the day.

Don’t imagine falling asleep in his arms and when he's sure you’re out, he kisses you on the forehead.

Don't imagine him falling asleep too and staying with you all night.

[teasnarker92]

Saw your post about hc requests, but not sure how many i can request. Is it okay to request general hcs of fell, swapfell and fellswap gold bros in a relationship with s/o? Hope you have a nice day ^.^

You can request as little or as much as you would like!

Fell boys: Red: With Red, getting into the relationship is half the battle. Our boy has self-esteem so low that it’s on the floor. He lets his actions speak for him. Don’t expect any grand gestures like romantic dates or over the top displays of affection. He does small things to show he cares, like making sure your car is always taken care of or that your keys are right where you need them to be. If something breaks around the house, he’ll fix it before you even notice something was wrong. He’ll be the first to your side the moment you say ‘I need your help’ but if you thank him too much, he might just shortcut out of the conversation, unable to handle the praise (even though he secretly likes it).

Edge: No one romances better than the Great and Terrible Edge. He’ll cook you a five-course meal. He’ll have all of your favorites. Naturally. He’ll send you flowers to work and write lengthy cards to give to you. Underneath it all, he’s afraid that he’s not doing enough to show you he loves you. You may need to reassure him that his best is good enough and that sometimes, he doesn’t need to go over the top. You want to romance him too!

Swapfell:

Black: Black is slower to love than most, but when he does realize he has feelings, he tries to deny it. But wear him down enough and he’ll ask you out. Black is the man with a plan. Each date has an itinerary. He wants everything to go perfectly. When it doesn’t, he gets extremely frustrated because you’re the ‘best’ and you deserve the best. He’ll easily forget his frustration upon implementing kisses. It’s like a hard reboot for your boy. Even after you’ve dated for a while. He just doesn’t expect PDA. So shower him with lots of love. Like a sponge, he’ll soak it all up.

Mutt: He knows what he wants, and he’ll pursue you. Good luck turning him down when he’s turning up the charm to an eleven! Even when you do agree to date him, he’s constantly trying to make you blush. Flustering you really brings him joy. Think embarrassing pet names. Sending singing telegrams to your work. Over the top and garish romantic cards that won’t stop singing after you open them. But he does love you. He’s a sweet and loyal partner when he isn’t teasing the ever-loving daylights out of you. He remembers the small things, like a book you said you liked or your favorite dish or a place you always wanted to go. He makes you feel special to make up for all his infuriating ‘pranks’.

Swapfell (Gold):

Wine: Of course you would date him. He’s a rather magnificent specimen. Truly. No one could compare. He’ll take you out on the most expensive dates and shower you in equally expensive gifts. It’s a flex on his part. He enjoys the finer things in life, including you, so naturally, he would spoil you. Just know that wherever the two of you go, Coffee is also there. If you don’t get along with Coffee, your relationship is doomed to die.

Coffee: It isn’t so much as him romancing you as you romancing him. You need to be the one to pursue him. You need to be the one to instigate dates. You need to be the one putting in the effort. This boy is so shy he would probably spontaneously combust if you asked him to make the first move. That being said, he does love you. So very much. He’s always down to cuddle or listen about your day. The boy is absolutely smitten. However, you will need to be the provider and bread winner of the family. And you also need to be able to keep up with his demand for art supplies. You are – after all – the reason for the use of most of the supplies as you are his favorite muse. Break his heart and no one will be able to find your body after Wine is done with you.

Hope this is what you were looking for! Hope you have a good day/night!