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Ok ok ok. Bear with me. aka-indulgence indulged (lol) my whims too much and kept giving me good ideas. Now my mind is whirring.

Bad guys Mafia AU, where Nightmare is the big boss, as per usual. However... secretly, Nightmare has been going undercover in the police force, using his shapeshifting powers to pose as a softspoken by-the-book skeleton monster who likes paperwork and does what he's told. He's VERY deep undercover, quietly working his way up the internal ranks, giving himself access to more and more important information like evidence and arrest records. 'Eos' (thank you @owl-bones for being great with names) is boring, hard working, devoted to his 9-5 desk job. Eos hates conflict and action and doesn't even know how to turn off the safety on a gun. Eos is so non-confrontational people barely remember his name or that he's there. Eos goes totally under the radar.

... Then, while undercover... he meets you. A plucky assistant, with big dreams of being a detective. He's suddenly unexpectedly smitten. Despite the 'boring' persona he's put on, he finds his affections clearly returned. You and Eos start up an extremely cute will-they-won't-they, an adorable office romance where the two of you gradually open up to each other. He finds out about your passion for bringing the rich and powerful to justice. You find out about his love of classical music.

Of course, in the meantime, you're trying to investigate this big scary 'Nightmare' guy. Perhaps you even sneak your way into one of his functions, much to Eos' dismay, determined to dig up dirt and bring down the unjust elite. Perhaps you end up having a one-on-one conversation with Nightmare... where you discover that (to your horror) Nightmare is clearly attracted to you. Even worse - you're attracted to him. The two of you have incredible chemistry like nothing you've ever felt. Nightmare is dangerous, seductive, evil, but you absolutely can't get enough of him. He's everything you tell yourself you're not allowed to want.

For you, it's a dramatic life-or-death love triangle. You're trapped between two sides of yourself; there's the safe and loving but 'boring' Eos, who represents a steady but unglamorous future. And then there's Nightmare, wealth and power, the monster that brings out the side of you no one else can. Eos loves you, but Nightmare knows you.

Nightmare? He's having the time of his life. He's found someone who loves him in all his forms, old and new. He gets the best of both worlds. Now, to find a way to bring you into the fold...

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It was supposed to be a joke, but...

I may or may not have made a slight mistake.

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Look, balsam is good and all; but cypress though...

This guy is dramatically sassy...

...more late ask responses coming soon teehee (bonus under cut)

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Commissions?

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Updating What Lurks in the Depths!

MC is approached after visiting hours by a stranger.

What Lurks in the Depths - Chapter 24 - TeaSnarker92 - Undertale (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]

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Things are getting juicy in Sugar, Spice and Monsters are Nice? Or should I say sweet?

Sugar, Spice and Monsters are Nice? - Chapter 8 - TeaSnarker92 - Undertale (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]

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hehe we're doing this again hehehehehe this time -

SUMMER EDITION! <3

All written stuff is welcomed as well and there is no order to these themes so have it! - NO AI ALLOWED If you wanna keep this around you can tag it #selfshipxUFpaps

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Captain Nightmare doodle before bed cause I'm manifesting his return in my dream

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To Grandma's House We Go! And we go to a cat cafe.

To Grandma's House We Go - Chapter 71 - TeaSnarker92 - Undertale (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]

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✨ WARM UP WITH INK 🖌️

Ink Sans belongs to @comyet

(made for my favorite character’s belated birthday—my dear Ink! AaAaAaAa)

I love making this kind of content that brings happiness, fun, love, and maybe even helps you out in some way!

I’ve seen a lot of artists struggling with this kind of stuff and not knowing much about it, so please take care of your precious hands, my sweet cherries!

Hope you all have a lovely weekend! I’d love to go back to making my old content... comics 👀

See you soon!

Love you all! 🍒

- Kers Seeri

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This is the worst timeline. (x)

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some designs for @antlered-prince’s and my vampire au ( ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧

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horrortale Sans with synesthesia but make it x you because we're all freaks for this skeleton variant

Ignore any mistakes pretty please I did this in like 20 minutes— hopefully I executed this okay

Ty @elbimboo for the idea in the reblog, you're awesome (so srry for the ping omg)

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Forgot to announce an update for To Grandma's House We Go! MC goes on a field trip with Red and Edge.

To Grandma's House We Go - Chapter 70 - TeaSnarker92 - Undertale (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]

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I just had an epiphany

TOO CLOSE BY SIR CHLOE SUITS THE Y/N IN TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE WE GO SO WELL????

Liek it fits the vibe of the MC SO FREAKING WELL ISNSSIAIBD

N e way, love the works!!! Have a great day :3

That is a great song recommendation! I had never heard of it before. It very much fits the vibe of To Grandma's House We Go. Maybe I'll compile a playlist someday?

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Instagram stories request

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soon…