#techhv0mits

[candysharkart]

continuing our tradition of posting something on 4/13 that is only tangentially related to homestuck, @techhv0mits and i made a (ridiculous) family tree of our human!fantrolls and ALL THEIR FUCKING BABIES (the four kids up top aren’t the result of romantic relationships, just friends having maybe too much fun but they are still very loved) they’re grouped by who they actually consider family

the ages between them are.......wildly ambiguous bc time is fake but here they are in order from oldest to youngest and a brief idea of what kind of little monster they are

Kraken - he has now tasted his own human flesh

Danger - i bet you didn’t know that i was Danger(ous)

Kelpie - little mermaid but its about a mean wet horse

Rotten - xXx_ANTICHRIST_xXx

Sonata - its football marching band season

Adagio - what if glee was good

Sulfer - Eats Napalm

Syphon - dissociates while playing water polo

Bullit - evil babies with guns

Blight - lethal horticulture nerd

Rococo - designer tracksuit

Gremin - THE X-GAMES ARE NO GAME

Jetsum - wish i was born in the 80s

[candysharkart]

this is Glynn @cannibalsharkart and Techh @techhv0mits here to tell you about...

!!the sharkb17e5 patreon!!

it’s still under construction but! with the start of the Halloween season we’re launching our patreon! and to kick it off we’re both doing a daily challenge for the month of October!

as of right now our patreon will mostly function as a monthly tip jar for those of you who would like to support our art and help us to draw/post more regularly

there wont be anything truly patreon exclusive for now, all finished pieces will be posted to tumblr within the same day, though wips/sketches/process vids/ect will only be posted on patreon

we will also be doing polls for what kind of content you’d like to see from us!

there are also two slots open in a commission tier if you’d like to get regular flat rate commissions from Glynn. REGULAR COMMISSIONS ARE STILL OPEN! these are just a bit cheaper and monthly!

as we’re just starting out with this we’d definitely like to add more tiers and goodies in the future! any questions/comments/suggestions? please let us know! we’d love to hear from you!

thank you we love and appreciate you!!!!

[candysharkart]

a better post about Glynn @cannibalsharkart and Techh’s @techhv0mits joint patreon!!!

!!THE SHARKB1TE5 PATREON!!

the tiers!!

$2 - access to all the processes, wips, full size sketch pages, and other goodies we post!

$6 - able to vote in request polls! you could get us to draw all sorts of stuff!

$12 - access to our personal ns//fw art that we’d like to share! (more info here please read!!) 18+ obviously!

$30 - a monthly commission from me!! @cannibalsharkart!! (limited slots on this one folks)

ns//fw art should start posting soon and request polls will start once we have enough people to vote in them!

if you’d like to just donate a little to us glynn has a ko-fi here!

!!AND GLYNN IS STILL OPEN FOR REGULAR ‘OL COMMISSIONS!!

[candysharkart]

@techhv0mits and me!!! we dem boiz and we’re in love!!!!!!