#tefi

[dcminions]

TEFI for Cosmopolitan

[pronoun-checks]

Hello! My name is tefi , can I get pronoun checks for no/nov/novas/novas/novaself, dae/daem/daes/daems/daemonself, cel/cele/cels/celes/celself, dul/dul/dulce/dulces/dulcef please? and tysm in advance! Hope u have a good day btw!

Sure thing!

Wait a second, is that Tefi? I think I see Tefi over there! Do you see nov? No's the one sitting by novaself with novas headphones on. I wonder what no's listening to? Anyway, you've met Tefi before, right? No? Well, you'll have to meet daem sometime; I think you'd get along nicely with daem. I've only spoken with daem once or twice, but dae seems pretty neat! Oh, you don't see cele? Cel's the one sitting by celself in the brown chair over there. I think the bag under cels chair is celes, but it might not be celes. Do you see dul now? Yep, that's Tefi! Oh, hey! I think dul's looking this way now! Is dul waving at us? Yeah, I'm pretty sure dul's waving at us. Do you want to go meet Tefi? Sure, let's go say hi to dul! Hey, Tefi!

[drexmwomxn]

[amyadams]

The Regime “All Ye Faithful” (S01.E05)

[onodera-kosaki]

tefi blum@tefiblum

[hairpintvrns]

STARTER FOR: @tefibetancourt LOCATION: somewhere in the woods 😁 / forest lake

About a year ago, in their previous function as a business executive, unusually crisp Monday mornings like this one were spent in airports. They’d hated that feeling: of sitting in the lounge with a rising cacophony of noises from a baby’s cry to a couple’s argument, of bottlenecking with departing passengers as they boarded their flights, of making stilted conversation with the person—unfortunately, usually, some old man—who sat adjacent to their business class seat, and then finally being flown to the air in a tiny death trap with metal tubes for legs.

Here, in the woods, a year later and months into retirement, the forest was thankfully free of those ugly, grating sensations. They walked around the woods with a practiced ease, with binoculars slung around their neck and a handy messenger bag tucked to their side. 

Somewhere above her, there was the recognizable trill of an American robin—widely recognized as the early sign of spring but, in this mid-June, only served to remind them of its tail-end. Springtime was over. Time for a new season. 

The silence, as with all silences, was going to be broken eventually, though. Having heard something rustling some yards away off an abandoned hunter’s cabin, Terry walked towards the source of the noise and arched a brow, curious. They glanced at their watch—6:03 AM, only half an hour into their morning hike. Almost none of their neighbors in Forest Lake had kept a schedule this early; they’d chosen this time precisely because of the lack of company.

Then again, it might not be a neighbor at all. Throwing some slight caution to the wind, they moved further into the forest and caught—strangely—a woman’s figure from behind, made distinct against the early morning light that cut through the forest canopy above them. 

“Are you just starting your hike? I just started mine, too. I hope you don’t mind the company,” Terry began, their steps measured and tentative as they pressed forward, hoping that the measured cadence of their voice will prompt the figure to turn back. They weren’t certain what compelled them to reach out. Perhaps it was just pleasant to find herself in the company of a woman in the woods. Not a lot of people had shared the hobby, after all. “See that red oak tree? I marked it days prior. The river is about ten minutes away from here.”

[laineycaldwell]

who: Lainey & @tefibetancourt where: The Pour House

CJ had blown Lainey off for the night and she, bored of all the bars within walking distance of her apartment, wound up here. The Pour House. Sure, it wasn't really blowing off if they hadn't made plans in the first place... but Lainey was biding her time, especially after her run-in with Sebastian at the birthday. It was obvious he had a problem with her, and while it didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out why, Lainey didn't want to confront that just yet.

There were a lot of things Lainey didn't want to confront just yet, which was unusual for her. Dad used to call her a bull in a china shop-- tackling everything head-on. But she was tired. So tired that she was going out of her way to avoid her ex's roommate slash husband. How the mighty had fallen. It wasn't so bad, in actuality, especially after Lainey batted her eyelashes at the bartender and got unfettered access to the aux.

After her fourth vodka cranberry, Lainey was on her feet looking for someone to pester. A striking woman at the other end of the bar caught her eye, and she slid into the seat next to her. "I'm Lainey, and I think we're both way too hot to be drinking alone," she announced with a friendly smile. "Let me buy you a shot?" There was no sense beating around the bush. With the tequila blazing its trail down her throat, Lainey felt so much more herself. And maybe... a little sloppy. She got to her feet again, recognizing the opening chords of 'Witchoo.' "Shit, you know Durand Jones?" she asked her new friend, grabbing her by the hand and pulling her to her feet, too.

"It's illegal not to dance to this, by the way," she said, pulling Tefi by the hands to the middle of the bar. Lainey didn't mind making a scene-- especially not when she was absolutely sure the Pour House clientele wouldn't mind a bit.

[tefibetancourt]

06/14 —06/17: tefi gets lost in the woods.

on friday evening, tefi attends a rave in a warehouse that some girls at the waterway diner told her about. she dances the night away, but once morning comes, the ravers disperse and tefi wakes up alone in a ditch. walking in the exact wrong direction of blue harbor, she spends all of saturday and sunday delirious and fumbling her way through the woods. she gets a break on sunday night when she finds an old hunter's cabin, but all they have for food is old dried cranberries. she hates cranberries. by monday morning, after some more fumbling around, she comes upon her savior, terry lowenstein.

[gardenofedenuniverse]

80th Golden Globes - 2023.

[angeltism]

who needs to think abt team comps when you can just do the aqua fragment hat trick

[domyoujihive]

[poisonsteel]

look at him. he bows. he is so kind. so polite. Let Him Into Your House. He Will Not Harm You

[theghostofwilburtheworm]

Moñai that looks somewhat like my dog spoted at my school's folklore festival

[amyadams]

The Regime (2024 -)

[saintbarou]

thank you my girlfriend for being the sweetest and most loving girlfriend i never had to experience being insane

[harrytheehottie]

i mean she did also mention in the episode he doesn’t have a small dick but wbk

it’s actually getting weird