#test tube baby jaiden

[ghostatrandom]

I uh, forgot to post this here, my latest insanity about the test tube baby Jaiden theory and ngl, I REALLY wasn't expecting so many people to just, really love the idea and I have seen so much fanart about it it's insane (they have fused it with their own headcanons and everything, it's amazing) and all I gotta say is: I am sorry for giving you my own delusions and thank you for liking what I do ^^

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[razberrypuck]

headcanons

[jaidennum1fan]

CW: NEEDLE (IN VIDEO)

This is exactly what happens when cucurucho is busy and Walter bob needs to take jaiden for daily tests

[atthebell-moved]

sorry i keep rbing that elq qq corrections post i just keep seeing bad takes that in part have to do with people not knowing about that retcon and if i can combat at least an ounce of them i will do it

[faerygardens]

I think the idea that the majority of the qsmp bird people work for the federation/are children of the federation is really funny because it reminds me of the “birds aren’t real” meme

[pusangkambing]

WHAT????? YEARS AGO????????? WHAT????? HELPED THEM?????

[soup--champ]

the test tube baby jaiden au is making me feel things man

[supine-ly]

there's a au where Jaiden is Cucurucho's daughter from a test tube what are your opinions about that?

it’s a cool au/hc and i kinda love it. i haven’t watched any of the recent streams as of late but ive seen the fanart of test tube baby jaiden and just added it to my list of fav q!jaiden hcs :] i like most q!jaiden hcs anyways

also a doodle i wanted to draw it out

[biggietibbie]

I think the Jaiden test tube baby hc is very nice

[natureismynature]

I think the only thing holding me back from writing the Project Bluebird AU where Jaiden, Foolish, and the Quackitys are Federation test tube babies, is the headcanon that qFoolish is an immortal demigod who's been friends with qBBH for centuries. I want to write it so badly. I'm honestly losing sleep thinking about it, but immortal!Foolish and Landduo's homoiesexual tendencies have too much of a chokehold on me

[ghostatrandom]

"Welcome back home"

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Welp that was a funny stream wasn’t it jajajajajajajajajajajaj-

[bowlcfruit]

i know this is a stretch but i feel like foolishs desperation for the federations attention could very easily be worked into the test tube baby thing. where jaiden was(and still is) the favorite so it left foolish extremely needy and rejected. but still feels extremely close to jaiden but doesn’t know why

[paralysnooze]

CRAZY qsmp fan theory of mine that is probably impossible to become canon

The eggs are not dragon eggs but bird eggs.

Even I'm not a 100% in with my theory; I also think it's a bit dumb, but hear me out:

Yes, magical and monsterous beings exist so, the eggs being dragon eggs is not impossible, but, so are animal/ animal-human experimentations.

If we look into q!Baghera's storyline, she's a successful duck-human hybrid-

Most of the Federation's hybrid experiments failed. It's most likely that it's hard to create a hybrid baby that could live long enough to become an adult, UNLESS they're a specific kind of species...

There are other hybrids from the Federation, but we don't really know if some of our streamers are part of the experiments.

Jaiden (parrot) helped the Federation before. Philza (crow) is a mysterious one because he could be a bird-creature experimentally, genetically, or magically. Of course, there's Quackity and Elquackity (ducks). Big enigmas. We don't know that much about them.

[ There are cat characters too, like Tina and Niki (COUGH COUGH-CELLBITtT-CIIGH-ANTOINE-) but we don't know if it's because they're an experiment or just genetically that way (or furries COUGH) ]

[also, most of them have dominant human features except Baghera. Philza is the only one who canonically acknowledges the existence of his wings.]

It feels like bird-hybrids are the most successful experiments for the Federation. I mean, they "love" their birds!!! And I feel like the eggs are the 2nd or 3rd generation (heck, maybe even more than that) of that project.

The failed specimens either died or got turned into codes. That's why the codes want to be like the eggs sometimes, because only avian-hybrids are able to survive and be stable for a long time.. The only ones put into adoption.

But even if they're successful, that does not mean the experimentation is over. It's always torture.

But eh, that's just my weird theory.

Maybe they are dragon eggs and the Federation is trying to step up their tube-baby game. Maybe they figured that their experiment doesn't necessary have to be a bird-hybrid to be successful, BUT they just have to come from an egg.

If you think about it, birds came from dinosaurs, and dragons are just magical dinos, so the eggs are very close to the bird species (idk what I'm talking about).

Maybe that kind of egg is just a slow hatcher unlike their first experiments, and that's why they need more supervision and more tests than ever.

Only time will tell. (also, I used successful a lot in this post. I could've find a synonym for it or something)

[grimaussiewitch]

Seeing the headcanon that q!Jaiden is a test tube baby makes me, a test tube baby, want to write a list of mcyt that I could see as a test tube baby. I dunno. Should I?

[not-a-snowman]

Okay maybe it’s because I can’t get the “Jaiden is a federation test-tube baby” theory/AU out of my head, but now that I’m thinking about it Cucurucho kinda gives Cloth Mother vibes

[preciousmetaltimeofnight]

Really do not think it's test tube baby Jaiden personally. Federation worker whose memory was wiped seems much more likely to me rn