#thank u chiara i love theee for permitting me this scientific inquiry

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top 5 characters who never fail no nut november because they don't nut all year round

chiara the importance this question has for science at large cannot be understimated. truly opening the door for me to delve deeper into the human psyche and discover what it means to be human. thank u, framing this question.

commodus: obvious answer. but i hope we can all agree this man has not nutted in another human before. and thats his problem. hes simply the poster boy for repression makes u weird and unfuckable

Light. i dont think this man fucks and i do think he keeps a calendar of how many nonotnovember challenges in a row he won that he flips through like when he was perusing that porno magazine as L watched

Ianthe: proud girlboss building her empire who doesnt have time to nut! woundfucking gideon is not, for the purposes of this post, considered nutting

Adam driver. 25% ability is how he keeps is not nutting at such a consistent degree. barring the kylux gay sex simulation, which is an outlier and also fictional, this mans 25% is SO not nutting

Doflamingo. i dont remember anything abt the manga and the anime from middle school but there have to be consequences to snorting that much cocaine

Honorable mention is john gaius. this man is quite simply, a slut, but he Wants to be a proud notnovemberina, but he simply is a slut. he does know that if he was a nonutnovemberina he would not be in half the shit hes in (deadbeat dad after nutting once)