#thank u mcelroys for my l i f e

[tyrannoshirt-moved]

all of us rn

[verytendou]

AUBREY LITTLE IS LATINA

[ghosty-schnibibit]

i  a m  d e s t r a u g h t

i legit did not even think this ep would come out today and i spent the last hour relistening to the last one to make up for the fact that i meant to relisten to the whole arc this week. oh well! time to be emotionally destroyed!

oooooh no, i am so worried about all the clips griffin chose for the previously one

don't die duck, please don't die my favorite boy

yes! minerva my love!!!

duck what are you doing

"follow the light" what the fuck duck newton

DUCK IT IS CHARGING AT YOU

spontaneous monster death

"i'm going to beef city!" ilu justin

YES IT DOES MATTER DON'T KILL MY FAVORITE BOY

oh damn that's not good

... so is minerva going to see him basically sacrifice beacon to get to leo? fuck, how is she going to take that???

please someone animate this, p l e a s e

nope, the jet pack is still ford angela-ing around in the woods

did leo bring the jet pack??? oh dang i guess leo brought the jet pack

"you don't know what else could be in there" that sounds like dm speak for there's some good shit in the truck

please let this not be a repeat of merle talking to john and getting five sevens in a row

oh nice! cool! back up weapon!

f l o r e s c e n t  g o r r o

"what's with these five's dog?" what did i just say

how many luck points is duck down to now? i'm assuming more than aubrey but i think less than ned

"extremely, exquisitely dead" jesus griffin

♪♫♬ i can show you the world ♪♫♬

god i love you justin mcelroy

n o r t h

oh fuck, that ain't good

what are you doing minerva???

she's making a connection back to her home planet!!!

at least we don't have to worry about a shot-the-fake-ned scenario anymore lmao

jake my baby boy ilu so much

aubrey sounds so worried

oh now i'm worried griffin

oh no, oh no, this is very very bad

aubrey don't you sacrifice yourself, i can feel that’s the direction this is going, don’t you do it

NICE! GO AUBREY :D

and we're worried about every one of them trav

okay sweet, less worried about aubrey dying now

well this is extremely, extremely bad, holy fuck

aww eugine :(

OH YEAH, AGENT STERN

oh no, oh pigeon :(((

i am... extremely terrified

god i fucking love you aubrey

damn trav go off

DO! NOT! BURN! THAT! LUCK!

i figured that's how that would go, yikes

having never seen twin peaks i don't know that dynamic :|

"y'know what, no?" ilu aubrey

... oh shit, is stern going to be on their side???

never mind, goddamn this ep is breaking so bad, holy shit

mama ilu so much

oh shit i forgot about that!!!

YES DO THAT AUBREY, AT LEAST TELL VINCENT

god bless ilu

"oh shit, ned may have been right" that's terrifying in its own right lol

god damn the music is so good this ep

that's some cool imagery

it was a number of episodes lol

i think ned has grown on me a lot more as episodes have gone on, i really want him to succeed in a way i didn't in previous episodes

that's a great mental image

NED WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?????

CLINT WHAT THE FLYING FUCK WHAT IS YOUR STRATEGY HERE

"HERE'S THE THING-" I SURE HOPE THERE’S A THING NED

it was you larry

NED THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK

bless you clint holy shit

okay, at least they got the hornets on their side

eugine no D:

ilu barclay

okay at least mama is being somewhat sensible about this

"I'M A STEALIN' GUY, OKAY!?" ilu ned

oh no not the abomination music

OH GOD WHAT THE FLYING FUCK

YOU CAN'T JUST CLIFF HANGER IT THERE GRIFFIN

i don't even like ritz crackers griffin

holy shit there's still more than an hour left to this episode, fuck

i just took a minute during the ad read to read the description and... oh fucking boy am i worried about every single character but especially ned. i'm pretty sure the deadly risk for aubrey was pulling the wood out of her leg but i'm worried that it might not be, and “confession” sounds a little too much like last rites for my comfort :(((((

MINERVA :D

"tone and definition are important duck newton!" bless

i love you so much minerva

justin is just absolutely fucked this episode, holy shit

oh poor duck :(

aww minerva :')

"TIME TO CLIMB IDIOT" ilu duck

YES! YES! GO DUCK! :DDDDD

i'm gonna google that, oh hell yeah that's sweet as hell

god i fucking love minerva so much

"i have missed your tutelage" bless you duck my sweet boy

oh the beat is picking up this is so good

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD SCENE DUCK

YES! YES!!! YEEEEES!!!!!

THIS MUSIC IS SO BANGING I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

YEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!!!!

"well that's the thing-" oh no

jesus griffin you did not need to put that much malice into the word “squeezes”

NICE! he's got some of his chosen mojo back! :D

i am so worried for duck holy shit

THIS WAS THE LIGHT FROM HIS VISION

THIS MUSIC IS SO FUCKING GOOD

AND THEN SHE LEAPS, AND SHE'S HERE

MINERVA!!!!!!!!!!

... that's the quell isn't it

oh this is extremely not good, oh christ they're all going to get massacred

oh no were they... is this a mass exodus from sylvain??? oh my god no

AUBREY PLEASE ASK WHAT'S GOING ON

i'm legit listening to this while there's a thunderstorm in the background, nice ambiance

why are they vanishing??? what mission?????

OH NO I AM SO WORRIED I KNOW WHAT SHE'S GOING TO TRY

did he say weeks early? oh my god this is even worse than i thought

yes!!! go vincent!!!!!

"alright" GRIFFIN I AM WORRIED

YES YES YES YES YES, THANK GOD FOR THOSE GOOD GOOD TRAVIS MCELROY ROLLS

I CALLED IT, WE ALL CALLED IT, IT'S A PART OF THE CRYSTAL

... oh no does she not have magic anymore

AUBREY I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH

dang, that's not great

... oh no, this has to do with the book doesn't it

YES YOU SHOULD VINCENT

this music is so gorgeous oh my god

"i do???" mood clint

alright, fair enough roll

"what ever's inside this thing is also in danger" it's dani isn't it

NED NO, NED YOU DIPSHIT

"are you threatening this sarcophagus?" ilu griffin

alright, not a bad move

ned's going to shoot it, ned's going to kill it and it's going to be dani, this is so very very bad oh my god

IT'S FUCKING DANI!!!!! WE ALL CALLED IT IT'S DANI!!!!!!!!!!

...oh no. oh no oh no oh no. they're going to kill her aren't they

"what do you do?" griffin i am so scared and this music isn't helping

MAYBE BURN A LUCK HERE NED

oh my god this music is killing me griffin

oh my god is... is ned dead???

oh ned :'(

i'm trying so hard not to cry right now and failing so hard

clint you are destroying me here

with love, edmund kelly chicane

oh my god pigeon killed him, oh god

i... i do not know how to feel. i feel heartbroken, on a level i can't describe. i always... in the back of my mind, i always hoped all the pcs would make it to the end, even though i didn't always like everything they did. i always thought they would pull through. but this... it was heartbreaking. and it was beautiful. and it was redemptive. and it fit into the narrative arc of ned's character and his life so well. ned was my least favorite of the core three, but now... he's a fictional character and i feel bad for not appreciating him while he was here. and its a testament to the power of clint's acting, and griffin's writing, and the entire mcelroy family's ability to suck me so deep into a narrative that i feel like i'll be grieving ned chicane for the next week or two at least. there's still about 23 minutes left and i don't know how i'm going to make it though any of them.

... oh god that's why the sarcophagus fell apart isn't it

the level of jocularity implies to me that they filmed this long before clint's scene and i'm still so upset, duck and aubrey still don't know yet

what is this place? oh my god what is this???

god this music is so pretty

is this... the quell???

what on earth is this, i have no idea what is happening

OH NO THE MUSIC IS WARPING THIS IS SO BAD

oh thank god leo didn't die at least

that is not in any way comforting minerva

we are at 15 minutes left and i am... so terrified

oh my god, oh my god, oh my god

aubrey my baby ; _ ;

oh god the gate is going to open isn't it

what's happening???

this music is so beautiful and i am so afraid of it

OH MY GOD WHAT

JANELLE

god damn this is so powerful god damn

arms outstreached

OH NO, THIS IS SO BAD, OH NO

I WAS NOT EXPECTING JANELLE TO HAVE A LUCRETIA-ESQUE SORT-OF HEEL TURN THIS IS NOT GREAT

OH NO THIS IS HORRIBLE HOLY SHIT, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO

travis you're being a bit nonchalant about this don't you think

oh my god no please tell me aubrey isn't going to die too

YOU CANNOT END IT THERE GRIFFIN MCELROY

... see you all june 13th, holy fucking shit

[darlingamidala]

I got tagged by Cas @peppermintvader a couple days ago!! Thanks buddy 💖💕💖💕

A-age: 20

B- birthplace: California

C- current time: 8:02

D-drink you last had: a glass of room temperature water

E-easiest person to talk to: no one is easy to talk to tbh but I guess either my best friend, my mom, or my brother depending on what i wanna talk about?

F-fav song: I cannot choose, I like too many songs

G-grossest memory: bright green vomit bc I got sick the same day that I had a shamrock shake from mcdonalds

H-horror yes or horror no: no, but it’s not a hard no I guess?

I-in love: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

J-jealous of people: occasionally but like. in a chill way.

K- obsessed with: Star Wars & obianidala

L-love at first sight or should I walk by again: Walk by at least 5000 times probably

M-middle name: Lee

N-number of siblings: one

O-one wish: to kiss a girl

P-person you last called: my dad

Q-question you are always asked: how’s school?

R-reason to smile: Travis McElroy

S-song you last sang to: I can’t remember but it was definitely from legally blonde

T-time you woke up: like 8:00-ish

U- underwear color- pink

V-vacation destination: id really like to visit Japan!

W-worst habit: mmmmm procrastination

X-X-rays: I have had x-rays before?? Is that what this is asking??

Y-your fave food: potatoes! especially sweet potatoes

Z-zodiac sign: Taurus!! ♉️

I’m gettin lazy abt tagging people again but if u wanna do this go ahead and pretend i tagged you!

[bebeocho]

a-z meme

tagged by @semisweetshadow​ and @blackaquokat ​. thanks, guys!

A: AGE - 24

B: BIRTHPLACE - michigan

C: CURRENT TIME - 3.25pm

D: DRINK YOU HAD LAST - water

E: EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO - my mom :B

F: FAVORITE SONG - hhhhhh idk how to answer this... song i can jam to forever is i don’t want to know by fleetwood mac, favorite song to sing to my mom’s dog is desperado, favorite song that’s actually from this millennium is cut to the feeling

G: GROSSEST MEMORY - uhhh i don’t really wanna think about that... i have super gross nosebleeds every once in a while

H: HOGWARTS HOUSE - huffleclaw (its always split 50/50)

I: IN LOVE? - nah

J: JEALOUS OF PEOPLE - who’ve found real true life-partner, wake-up-next-to-your-best-friend-every-day kinda love

K: KILLED SOMEONE - if i had, do you really think i’d say so in a tumblr meme

L: LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT OR SHOULD I WALK BY AGAIN - what... does this question mean

M: MIDDLE NAME - mckenzie

N: NUMBER OF SIBLINGS - 2, both younger (and much cooler)

O: ONE WISH - to make enough money to be less stressed all the time

P: PERSON YOU CALLED LAST - my roommate

Q: QUESTION YOU ARE ALWAYS ASKED - people always ask about my job i guess

R: REASON TO SMILE - i’m gonna see the mcelroys in person next week!!!

S: SONG YOU SANG LAST - cut to the feeling, thanks to question F!

T: TIME YOU WOKE UP - ~8.30 

U: UNDERWEAR COLOR - nude (as in nude-colored, not commando)

V: VACATION DESTINATION - spain

W: WORST HABIT - mmmm picking at my sad sad thumb cuticles until they bleed

X: X-RAYS - yeah, and an MRI that was super duper stressful

Y: YOUR FAVORITE FOOD - every thanksgiving food but espECIALLY my mom’s sweet potato casserole (it’s almost timeeee hhngggg)

Z: ZODIAC SIGN - sagittarius imma tag @roguewen , @youhavereachedtheendofpie , @blackswangreen , @sithlordslut and @erebones (but no pressure!)

[burger-louise]

answer the question in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better.

i was tagged by @gloonboys thanks bud!!

A: Age: 16

B: Birthplace: Singapore

C: Current time: 3.32pm

D: Drink you last had: orange juice

E: Easiest person to talk to: I guess my best friend…? This question is weird, I don’t like it :-//

F: Favorite song: rn it’s The Last of the Real Ones by Fall Out Boy

G: Grossest memory: one time I accidentally licked a fly. It tasted metallic. It was not fun.

H: Hogwarts house: gryffindor

I: In love?: with a person? nope

J: Jealous of people: well yeah

K: Killed someone: maybe in a past life but not this one

L: Lost something recently?: i’m so mad that erika said my will to live bc same, but also my sister (dw i found her)

M: Middle name: not saying BUT it’s the name of a Russian princess

N: Number of siblings: two

O: One wish: for the Mcelroys to be in Trolls 2

P: Person you trust: Ryan Bergara

Q: Question you are always asked: are you a cannibal? (am I letting out fucking people-eater vibes??????? the fuck??)

R: Reason to smile: your mum ;-)

S: Song you sang last: Redbone by Childish Gambino, it’s been stuck in my head all day

T: Time you woke up: 6.15am ;-;

U: Underwear color?: aqua I think?

V: Vacation destination: African safari!! Or Canada

W: Worst habit: procrastinating to the max

X: X-rays: I’ve had one for my foot but also I had one for my teeth? That was a weird experience

Y: Your favorite food: Hainese (?) chicken rice is the fucking bomb

Z: Zodiac sign: gemini

I’m gonna tag @holy-triangles @charlietheloser @mxdmax and @sick-sushi and i know that’s not 10 but who cares

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

treasured mutual @sun-moon-starboy tagged me in this 👉😎👉 thanks for enabling my unhealthy hobby of oversharing on the internet

a. age: 18 b. birthplace: everett, washington c. current time: 9:42 p.m. d. drink you last had: i’m currently drinking a root beer e. easiest person to talk to: @andefox3 and @seven-sneaky-foxes f. favorite song: currently, susumu hirasawa’s “parade (instrumental)” g. grossest memory: when i was like 7 i ate an entire tub of red vines by myself and got sick for the whole night so that was pretty bad i guess h. horror, yes or no?: horror is my favorite genre of anything ever. all i write is horror and porn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i. in love?: @seven-sneaky-foxes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) j. jealous of people?: constantly lmao k. killed someone: i mean i constantly kill off characters in writing but what the fuck kind of question is this l. love at first sight or should i walk by again?: i don’t believe in love at first sight. infatuation, sure, but not like actual love. that being said i started dating my boyfriend approximately one month after we met and we’re still going strong ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ m. middle name: remus (for the exact reason you’re thinking) n. number of siblings: 3 o. one wish: lifelong happiness with my boi p. person i called last: my grandma, i think? q. question you’re always asked: “are you a boy or a girl?” alternatively; “are you really a boy?” r. reason to smile: mcelroy content, my friends, my boyfriend, animals, game grumps, the legend of zelda series, inside jokes, skyrim, taako, les mis, book smell, moving out of here, love s. song you last sang: vivaldi’s “duetto buffo di due gatti” (aka the cat duet) t. time you woke up: 6 a.m. u. underwear: i only wear boxers v. vacation: japan or greece, maybe italy w. worst habit: cutting probably x. x-rays: i have braces bitch i get x-rays all the time. i’ve also had ones on my foot and throat y. your favorite food: banh ran, turkey sandwiches, cranberry juice, strawberry banana smoothies z. zodiac sign: filthy aquarius

i tag @andefox3 @extrasmalldaddy @nerdycantaloupe @vacuum-tube-glow @bleeding-empress @fiddlekid @seven-sneaky-foxes and whom’s’t'ever else wants to do it

[softlybronze]

Tag meme!

Sooo I was tagged by @phichits-hamsters and actually q couple other people lol. thank you guys!!

A - Age: 15. But I’m gonna be 16 next month so I’m basically sixteen
B - Birthplace: NorCal 🌴
C - Current Time: 9:16 am. I just woke up 
D - Drink You Last Had: A sip of my sister’s bubbly water
E - Easiest Person To Talk To: My best friends 
F - Favourite Song: Hmmmmmm,,, it changes a LOT but it probably either Opem Your Eyes by STRFKR; Heartbreaker, and Patience by Bad Suns, or Do What You Want by Fitz and the Tantrums 
H - Horror Yes or Horror No: Depends on how intense it is, like, I can do goofy-ish/stereotypical horror but you’re never gonna catch me watching the Blair Witch Project 
I - In Love: Nope. Never have been. J - Jealous of People: Uhhhh, occasionally?? I guess??
K - Killed Someone: I see you police… Nice try.
L - Love At First Sight Or Should I Walk By Again: ?????
M - Middle Name: Christina!
N - Number of Siblings: 1
O - One Wish: Either to fix my mom’s leg (she broke it several years ago and it never healed properly bc of this asshole doctor) or to be extremely lucky!! 
P - Person You Called Last: my best friend on FaceTime 
Q - Question You Are Always Asked: “Is it pronounced Amelia?“
R - Reason to Smile: The McElroy Brothers. Thank you for my life. 
S - Song You Sang Last: I can’t remember lol
T - Time You Woke Up: 9:00 am sharp. I set an alarm
U - Underwear Color: Uhhhhh,,, dark blue I guess. Kinda weird but ok. V - Vacation Destination: on the 22nd my family is leaving for Greece!!
W - Worst Habit: I make a lot of assumptions 
X - X-rays: Nope
Y - Your favourite food: Any kind of mochi ice cream
Z - Zodiac Sign: Cancer!! ♋️

Ok I’m tagging: @cxckblock @greenmattergreymatter @singerqueen @hatchibomitar @sskyvvalkers @jellyfish125

[lillianvalnala]

new taz thoughts

spoilers ahoy

dad got things to do u go dad

theres tackling, but you gotta be cool about it

griffin what were you thinking jfc

coach boy maggie!!

ok maggie speech is kinda eh 

TWINS FUCK YEAH

god i love these twins

taako eats and aaaaaaaaaaaa cooking

Dark DM give him the Hidden Resturant

travis makes good jokes that need more attention 

mm-mmm-mmm

B A S E M E N T  R E S T U R A N T 

griffin ur making me hungry please stop this

a pulling??????? pardon????????

aww this is... this is painful 

this makes me emo jfc

dad time dad time dad time

clint doesnt have dice jfc

also “dad’s making a jerk-off motion at me”

i say this all the time but griffin is such a good story teller

ditto is my fave nickname

lup wants her 15 fucking dollars

DONT HUMANIZE THE VORE THING P LE A S E

G R I F F I N YOU WILL BE DEAD TO ME 

GRIFFIN MCELROY I SWEAR TO GOD

taako is two rooms away

“try not to insult it”

yes go glassy and fall on his face this is me, everyday

i dont like him already please for the love of gods

i dont want the vore cloud to be human

i want to punch the hunger he sounds like a douche bag

g o d fuck off Vore Boy

bye merle you got killed by Vore Man

until he’s given a name other than the hunger, im calling him Vore Boy

OH GODS HIS NAME IS JOHN CAN HE BE ANY MORE B O R I N G

fuck you griffin his name is Vore Boy

“im in an uncomfortable position” me too

IT CAN BE THEIR ZONE OF TRUTH

Just a couple of guys bein pals

asdfghjkl justin comparing merle to a pinata is my mood

god i cant get over the name john its just to basic

i want john to Fuck Off

john can eat an entire ass

oh no oh no oh no

OH NO OH NO OH NO

HEY DM NO THANKS

jesus hell

john takes a fuckin sip, babe

what are you doing thats a good question

i ask what is joy every day

life sucks john

oh fuck no what please dont

“huh, i feel sad” wow me every fucking day

the noises were the taz fandom

B A R D  I S L A N D 

“I’m sorry I asked”

g o d i want to live here jfc

this makes me so emo i love this

now i need the next episode jfc pl e as e

[queenofthecommunistcannibals]

R U L E S: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours. When you are done, tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… and most importantly, have fun!

I was tagged by the lovely @fortheloveandsanityofbuckybarnes

A) Age: 28 (T^T) 

B) Biggest fear: death and house centipedes 

C) Current time: 10:30 AM

D) Drink you last had: Vitamin water

E) Every day starts with: wake up around 6 and get some writing done 

F) Favourite song atm: King of New York from the Broadway version of Newsies or Burn Up by Siouxsie and the Banshees

G) Ghosts, are they real?: Probably not.

H) Hometown?: Suburban, NJ

I) In love with?: Wolf 359 :| 

J) Jealous of?: People with jobs they love or people already in grad school 

K) Killed Someone?: Jesus Christ no!

L) Last time you cried: >> let’s not go there

M) Middle name: Rose

N) Number of siblings: 1

O) One wish: to get over this depression, for Maxwell to come back, or to be able to draw.  One of those three would be great. 

P) Person you last called/texted: my best friend Rachel

Q) Questions you are always being asked: “what are you doing?” because I appear unbelievably lazy. 

R) Reasons to smile: cats, podcasts, fat birds, Civ V, Kamala Kahn, Eos 10 getting a third season, The McElroy Brothers, archeology

S) Song last sung: Watch What Happens from the Broadway version of Newsies

T) Time you woke up: 7 

U) Underwear colour: Blue? 

W) Worst habits: chewing on things I shouldn’t (thanks pica!) 

X) X-rays you’ve had: A foot (and teeth) 

Y) Your favourite food: chocolate

Z) Zodiac sign: Pisces 

I tag @aromanticpicard, @theimpossumblepossum , @apocryphist, @vault11overseer  , @normal-ghost , @daniel-jacobi , @drakanekurashiki , @biomechatronic, and everyone else who wants to do it! 

[ghosty-schnibibit]

SO HOW ABOUT THAT NEW TAZ EP

full disclosure, the back third of this liveblog is pretty much pure capslock, i just got done listening to this on two hours of sleep after having written an entire ass medieval history essay in one night along with my final in my shakespeare class at nine am today, i had a lot of emotions and just went full karkat on that shit

WE'RE PRETTY NERVOUS TOO GRIFFIN

oh no, poor justin lol

"the memes for ned have been pretty hot lately" YA DON'T SAY GRIFFY

ned you dipshit i love you

ned's been practicing his cantrips lmao

loving ned's instincts to go back to his partners

p r o f e s s o r  f i l e s

oooooh boy this is really not great, maybe don't go where everyone will probably want to kill you ned :|

G L U E Y

WAIT WHAT???

THIS IS NOT DANI, THIS IS NOT DANI

oh thank good ned has caught on

YEP DANI WASN'T DANI IN THE LODGE EITHER, CALLED IT

OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS TERRIFYING

oh nice, go strategy ned!

ned as the weird uncle is a good character summation

god bless you travis for putting this much thought into this

1. pendant, 2. confusion, 3. anger

i love you my impulsive daughter so much

"it fits you perfectly" i... i am legit tearing up, holy shit, god damn griffin

huh. that's interesting. i'm gonna go on a quick little theory tangent: i think that the flamebright pendent is a missing chunk of sylvain, specifically the chunk that had the last remnants of sylvain, the entity, within it. aubrey's mom mentioned that she was wearing it when she gave birth to aubrey, right? i think the reason there's no magic in the pendant now was because it was all transferred into aubrey when she was born. she's a reincarnation of sylvain. that's my theory and i'm sticking to it.

JAKE! YAY JAKE!

"i'm sorry to cuss" JAKE MY PRECIOUS BABY BOY

are they going to barricade the lodge?

THAT'S NOT GREAT

oh jake you sweet little angel i love you

"I CAN'T REMEMBER UNLESS I'M IN THE DAMN CAR JAKE" if that is not the biggest mood i don’t know what is

correct! very good!

frasier dad energy

JOHN MULANEY

justin has so many fun stories

i love you griffin lol

i don't think its a test there rachel

NICE! go duck! :D

VERY BAD MUSIC, VERY GOOD BUT VERY BAD MUSIC

OH HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS TERRIFYING

OH GOD IT'S THE FUCKING BLOB FROM INSIDE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'M SO SCARED RIGHT NOW OH MY FUCKING GOD

PLEASE TELL ME DUCK AT LEAST HAS BEACON ON HIM

OH HOLY FUCK NO, HELP FARGO LADY PLEASE

i love duck so much and i am so fucking scared for him

"that worked well" god i want to listen to that mbmbam bit now

burgley :D

god that's some beautiful visuals griffin

oh no, i knew this moment was coming and i'm still not prepared

i have not felt this much emotion since the balance finale and i'm shaking

oh my god travis this is some stellar emotion

... holy shit, clint mcelroy, that was the most heart-wrenching vocal performance i have ever witnessed in my life and i'm crying for ned, holy fucking shit 

"what did you do?" i am f l o o r e d

aww boyd :'(

this level of complexity to ned as being pushed into escalating gigs he isn't comfortable with by boyd is making me so sad, i can really get all the "you ruined my life" talk from ned now

god this entire scene is just... god this is so sad

oh my god ned that is so dumb looking holy shit

... was he legit trying to warn her dad about boyd?

don't discourage this griffin i love this, i love getting ned's inner thoughts

the mental image of little eighteen y/o aubrey just grabbing a tennis racket and going to face a murderer is just... oh you poor baby :’(

"gotta be true to ned" damn clint you are so good this season

OH MY GOD NO NED DO NOT

holy shit i do not feel bad about boyd being murdered by the abomination anymore, what a monster, goddamn

jesus christ clint these rolls are so bad

"well congratulations" love the sarcasm there griffy

... he's going to hit her isn't he

where's the mom where's the mom where's the mom

OH SHIT

OH MY GOD AUBREY HOLY SHIT

JESUS THIS IS NOT GOOD, THIS IS VERY NOT GOOD

oh god ned

aubrey i'm s o b b i n g

jesus christ i was not emotionally prepared for this episode, god damn

YEP! YEP IT IS!!! I'M GONNA GO MAKE THAT TEA BECAUSE I'M VERY UPSET!!!!!

i'm so hype for rockport limited but i'm so upset still

oh dang i'll have graduated by then :o

god do i love duck newton

OH GOD THAT'S FUCKING HORRIBLE HOLY SHIT

WHAT ARE YOU DOING DUCK

"THAT'S ABOUT ZILCHO" I LOVE YOU DUCK YOU BRILLIANT BOY

YES USE THE LUCK TO SAVE FARGO LADY

OH NO OH NO OH NO

god i fucking love you justin mcelroy

you let aubrey do it last time griffin, let duck do it now!!!

NICE! THANK YOU DICE GODS FOR SPARRING MY BOY!!!

i love duck and i love his dynamic with literally every character he interacts with

OH NO NOT THE SPOOKY MUSIC AGAIN

LEO NO HOLY FUCKING SHIT

... is ned going to leave kepler??? oh my god

OH NOPE THAT'S THE ABOMINATION NOISE

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO TERRIBLE OH MY GOD, THIS EPISODE IS SO BODY HORROR HEAVY

"WHAT DID YOU TAKE FROM ME" IT'S LOSING ITS FORM BECAUSE OF THE THING NED STOLE AT THE HOTEL, THAT'S WHY IT'S DYING, OH MY GOD, HOW DID I NOT MAKE THAT CONNECTION BEFORE

EVERYTHING YOU'RE DESCRIBING IS HORRIFYING GRIFFIN HOLY SHIT

JESUS CHRIST THAT SUDDEN VOICE CHANGE GRIFFIN

i am so worried about ned 

"it doesn't make sense to the spider when you step on it" JESUS CHRIST GRIFFIN

... i am not liking the way he just paused there. i am not liking the way he's acting like he knows what's going to happen. reeeally not liking the implication that maybe indrid is linked to this somehow

NICE, NICE, NICE, GO NED! GO NED! GO NED!

YEEEEEAH, GO NED!!!!!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GRIFFIN

OH MY GOD, THIS IS ALL HAPPENING BEFORE IT GOT TO DUCK, I NEED SOMEONE TO MAKE A MAP OF THE TIMELINE OF THIS EPISODE BECAUSE I'M SO CONFUSED

griffin you have put me through the ringer tonight you do not get to kill leo on me after all this shit you've done to me this episode

"say you're sorry first!" god i fucking love duck newton with all my heart

OH NO, OH GOD LEO'S GOING TO DIE

"i don't think i'm going to do the obvious one" you mean killing leo

WAIT WOULD DUCK HAVE DIED IF HE HADN'T LEVELED UP JUST THEN?????

NOOOOOOOOOO LEO HOLY FUCKING SHIT NO

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK THEY'VE FIGURED OUT HOW TO NOT DIE WITHOUT FORMS??? OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON?????

whenever griffin says "we see" i get scared

MINERVA :DDDDD

EVERYTHING IS SAD AND HORRIBLE AND TERRIFYING BUT AT LEAST WE GOT MINERVA BACK

[theimpossumblepossum]

R U L E S: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours. When you are done, tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… and most importantly, have fun!

I was tagged by @queenofthecommunistcannibals  yay thank you!

A) Age: 29 (noooo.thank you for reminding me that my tumblr bio isn’t updated >.>)

B) Biggest fear: medical stuff>>blood, syringues, thinking ab what lives in the ocean while swimming :|

C) Current time: 23:43 PM

D) Drink you last had:  water E) Every day starts with: waking up and letting my dog out

F) Favourite song atm: “Where you are” from the Moana soundtrack prob. Or “Pictures of Success” by Rilo Kiley.

G) Ghosts, are they real?: eh probably not, I wish they were bc I love spooky things but I'm not superstitious at all

H) Hometown?: a litte town outside of Hamburg

I) In love with?: Wolf 359, EOS 10 and Mabel atm

J) Jealous of?: people who seem to know what they're doing lol

K) Killed Someone?: I HOPE NOT O__O

L) Last time you cried: eh can't remember bc I cry all the time ab dumb shit. prob ab the Moana soundtrack or sad fanfic (edit: YEAH go read @queenofthecommunistcannibals new Eiffel fic ;x;)

M) Middle name: Christina

N) Number of siblings: 1 1/2

O) One wish: I wish my puppy would stop gnawing on my foot. also that I’ll always get cool jobs in the future

P) Person you last called/texted:  Kim or Hannah I think

Q) Questions you are always being asked: why aren't you smiling more?

R) Reasons to smile: drawing, my puppy, buying new art supplies, space, podcasts, EOS 10, The WonderTwins, The McElroy Brothers, fluffy animals, things that are pink or turquois or silver and glittery, new nail polish, animation, finding new cool art, Good Omens and Discworld (and that they get TV shows O_O), chill anime vines

S) Song last sung: sth from Moana or Newsies prob

T) Time you woke up: around noon <.< shut up I work from home >.> 

U) Underwear colour: black

W) Worst habits: my sleep cycle -.- forgetting to eat..sleep...how to be a human being >.>

X) X-rays you’ve had: my teeth, my arm a bunch of times

Y) Your favourite food: JUST ONE?? ;x; idk sushi, pizza and chocolate prob. and ice coffee

Z) Zodiac sign: Sagittarius

I tag @lostindeepseaforest, @ssjumi,  @patsywxlker, @asaethiel and @aromanticpicard! :D

[cocacola-garlic]

TAZ SPOILERS EP 58

- imagine a pile of ashes omfg - OH MY GOD IS THAT PRINGLES - IS HE TALKING ABT PRINGLES - ooooh shiiitttttttt thats the voidfish kskssskshhshhhk - i cant believe taako ever trusted anyone in the first place - thats why he kept collecting arms - i need a pocket barry game - thats the voice griffin uses when he wants the boys to find something - get! new! dice! clint! - AND TWO: ok - aw i was hopin it was krav for a second - ohhh my gooodd hey taako help ur boi wtf why has nobody mentioned krav until n o w - clown bullshit - i should start saying "yeah my best friend is famous. ""yep its griffin mcelroy" - YEAH LIKE KRAVITZ - i wish i had the money to become a maxfun donor ;-; one day - I GASPED WHEN HE SAID ASTRAL PLANE - THANK U GRIFFIN FOR SAVING OUR BOI OH MY GOD I'm SO RELEAVED - loveable doofuses ;-; - HES ALIVE BUT OH NO MY POOR SWEET BOY OMG :,( i almost cried wtf I'm so emotional over this sweet reaper - the boys are back in town -avi - id give em a podcast oscar - carey :( - taako failing his bluff checks is the greatest thing - its half past persuasion - are you.... sure..... - KITTY CAT - theyre playing simon says with magnus - awww avi my sweet boi - these magnus "its almost like hes here" goofs are the best - its ok i sang the theme song anyway - i was worried we wouldnt be able to draw the lasagna cat anymore for a sec - the APOCOLYPSE???? - I ACTUALLY SCREAMED taako u clever bastard - ehaaaat griffin u whore??????? what???????? -I'm LAUGHING SO HARD - WAS GARFIELD EVIL THE WHOLE TIME WTF - ooh that is a problem - "those are the arms that held my wife" holy shit that just broke my heart so bad - magnus is so passionate and heartfelt about this aaaaa my boy - taako probably has lovely swirly pretty handwriting just sayin - HER BEST FRIEND -H E R G I R L F R I E N D - I'm ACTUALLY CRYING HOLY SHIT LIKE TEARS IN MY EYES HER GIRLFRIEND - everyones so alone and sad and unsure - what whAt WHAT - this is just so VIVID that literal word PICTURE MY DUDE

[madelaidecrossesanimals]

I’ve been tagged! Thanks, @toycrossingadventures​! PS. Lenore is a really pretty middle name!

Rules: copy this into a new text post, replace my answers with yours and tag 10 people

A - age Twenty-seven!

B - biggest fear Drowning in an enclosed space (I have daymares about that)

C - current time 2:47PM

D - drink you last had Lukewarm tea with milk

E - every day starts with Grabbing my water bottle and checking those emails

F - favorite song Probably something from Hamilton? Maybe Heathers? Yeah

G - ghosts, are they real? Until someone catches one and shows it to me, I say nay

H - hometown A little suburb east of Vancouver, Canada, called Maple Ditch Ridge

I - in love with The McElroy Brothers - GO LISTEN TO ALL OF THEIR PODCASTS PLEASE

J - jealous of I have a lot of friends with rockin’ bods, so that’s hard sometimes K - killed someone What even is this questionnaire?

L - last time you cried Probably a couple of days ago watching RuPaul’s Drag Race

M - middle name Kathleen

N - number of siblings 1/2!

O - one wish To be content and fulfilled?

P - person you last texted The bus schedule...

Q - questions you’re always asked Did you just get your hair done? Can you give me the link to the QR of ________? How do I make my screen shots look smoother??

R - reasons to smile Delicious food, good wine, packages being delivered to the right address, friends, singing, rehearsal, new dance shoes, this blog, Animal Crossing!

S - song last sang Anything Goes at rehearsal on Sunday!

T - time you woke up  11:45AM

U - underwear colour Just a minute... Ah yes, black and white stripes

V - vacation destination Greece

W - worst habit Teeth grinding, jaw clenching, having a short temper, not exercising

X - x-rays you’ve ever had A lot. Like four a year from ages fourteen to eighteen? Then some more after that

Y - your favourite food Macaroni and cheese, and sushi 🍣

Z - zodiac sign Cancer ♋

I tag: @lostmitten, @danimal-crosssing, @days-e, @thanksnook, @smugkyle, @foxiemayor, @leaf--umbrella, @oakbrewster, @peppy-villager, @lazysusantable, @rapunzelcrossing, @uchi-cow, @peppybunny, @glaceon-crossing, @mayor-fera

[patster223]

alphabet meme

Rules: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers, and put in yours. When you’re done, tag 10 people plus the person who tagged you. Most importantly, HAVE FUN!

For once I actually remembered to answer a meme! Thanks for tagging me @ellicelluella!

A- Age: I’ll be 22 in a week. B- Biggest fear: My friends/family secretly hating me and then abandoning me (starting this meme off with a BANG, y’all) C- Current time: 6:09pm D- Drink you last had: Milk E- Every day starts with: Checking email and social media F- Favorite song: Oh, too hard. Snakes by Bastille is a big mood right now though. G- Ghosts, are they real: Not in my mind, though I respect that other folks believe in them J- Jealous of: People who can just instantly connect with others and be very genuine about it K- Killed someone: Nope L- Last time you cried: Last Friday (I was in therapy and talking about the aforementioned Biggest Fear) M- Middle name(s): May (yes, my name is Maddie May, and no, I am not a plucky young detective or journalist, though that was perhaps an opportunity wasted...) N- Number of siblings: 2. I’m the middlest! O- One wish: Like, I’d be really down with world peace (with whatever phrasing of that gets the most equitable and just results), but that’s not that interesting an answer? On a more selfish level, I really wish my current job had enough money to hire me full time. P- Person you last called/texted: @ro-fo-sho is texting me as they watching the MBMBAM Seeso ep and I love it. Q- Questions you’re always asked: It’s not explicitly a question, but the way people say “you’re so quiet” to me implies a question of “and why is that?” R- Reasons to smile: The McElroy brothers tbh S- Song last sung: SomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME T- Time you woke up: 8:30am U- Underwear color: White (I would’ve worn my ghost ones today if I’d known I’d be answering a meme) V- Vacation destination: I don’t like traveling very much? I would love to go back to California or Colorado to do some hiking though. W- Worst habit: Withdrawing into myself when I’m feeling down instead of reaching out to friends X- X-rays you’ve had: Just my teeth Y- Your favorite food: Cookiess Z- Zodiac sign: Pieces (I’m very stereotypical Pieces tbh)

I tag @ro-fo-sho and @irishsparkleparty and @the-oxford-english-fangeek!

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I got tagged by @stormruler!! Thank you for the tag!!! :D

A - age: 18 years old B - biggest fears: Being alone, um. Friends/family/loved ones will abandon me??? C - current time: 9:25 pm D - drink you last had: Sprite E - every day starts with: Checking my phone for emails/unread text messages/stuff that happened on tumblr F - favorite song: Ummmm hm. Atm The Anchor by Bastille. Gosh I love Bastille. G - ghosts, are they real? Maybe. Probably. H - hometown: Los Angeles California I - in love with: The Adventure Zone (basically anything McElroy Family related), Heroes of the Storm, and as always WoW and Homestuck lmao J - jealous of: Um. I can’t think of anyone I’m jealous of??? I’ll probably think of someone or something after I post this lol K - killed someone: I smooshed a mosquito yesterday???? L - last time you cried: Ngl but this morning. I got, frustrated with my dad. M - middle name: I know this is weird but I don’t feel comfortable giving out my middle name on my blog? It’s stupid I know but like,,,,????? N - number of siblings: Only child O - one wish: To feel like I’m loved and never have any doubts about not being a burden or annoying or that everyone secretly hates me wow where did that come from P - person you last called/texted: My frond Trevor Q - questions you’re always asked: Hm. I don’t get questions that are asked frequently? Maybe,, will you draw me x?? Idk R - reasons to smile: I had a pretty nice day I went to a friend’s birthday party and had strawberry cake. Also my friends and my dog Bailey S - song last sang: Wait For It from Hamilton (I’m sorry I’m still stuck on Hamilton I have friends you can blame) T - time you woke up: 8 am but hung around in bed until 9 am U - underwear color: Blue?? I feel like this is a weird question lmao V - vacation destination: London, England or Tokyo, Japan W - worst habit: I can’t leave scabs or pimples alone X - x-rays had: Never broken a bone Y - favorite food: Shrimp tempura with white rice and chicken teriyaki Z - zodiac sign: Cancer

And let’s see… I’ll tag @sapphirescalemate @dannidorina @mokidos @mothmanmonthly Oh gosh who else???? I can't think of anyone else?? I'm sorry fronds if I forgot you D: I'm tired I just got home from a party so I guess I'll go to bed now lol